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@@ -702,6 +702,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs
     "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
     "abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
+    "access granted",
     "activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
     "actually, it's a trilby",
     "aim like a drunkard, jump like an idiot", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
@@ -730,6 +731,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly"
     "are we the baddies?", // Mitchell & Webb https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU
     "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
+    "are you trying to recruit me?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI
     "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
     "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
     "arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE
@@ -865,6 +867,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "exists in three dimensions",
     "exists just below the surface",
     "exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004)
+    "failure is always an option",
     "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993)
     "fold, tuck, infiltrate", // ZOOMIES - Auralnauts https://youtu.be/13pL0TiOiHM
     "foolproof and incapable of error", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
@@ -1064,6 +1067,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "love with your heart, use your head for everything else", // Captain Disillusion
     "lucky for you i'm a dog lover", // The Misadventures of Skooks https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=1m25s
     "made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY
+    "made from 100% ingredients",
+    "make impossible states impossible",
     "makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI
     "making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
     "man can never be hot", // Big Shaq, Man's Not Hot https://youtu.be/3M_5oYU-IsU
@@ -1118,6 +1123,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
     "passes the bechdel test",
     "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
+    "pebcak", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_error
     "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
     "pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem",
     "pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/
@@ -1149,6 +1155,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "quand il n'y a plus rien à retrancher",
     "quoth the raven",
     "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
+    "reality must take precedence", // Richard Feynman
     "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
     "reduce > reuse > recycle",
     "regresses to the mean",
@@ -1208,6 +1215,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "the end recontextualizes the means",
     "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
     "the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s
+    "the goop is minimal", // randytaylor69, the moistening. https://youtu.be/KVmOGvQhWYE
     "the happiest place on earth",
     "the ice is melting",
     "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma", // SpongeBob S02E26 The Secret Box (2001) https://youtu.be/1z-pVZiRjac
@@ -1239,6 +1247,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "this isn't even my final form",
     "this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
     "this one sparks joy", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Kondo
+    "this rain it will continue", // Susanne Vega, Tom's Diner https://youtu.be/DkYPge6ZKSQ
     "this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM
     "this too shall pass",
     "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007)
@@ -1259,6 +1268,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "underpromises, underdelivers",
     "unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck
     "us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
+    "used coding and algorithms", // Tech Insider's groundbreaking journalism https://files.voussoir.net/misc/coding%20and%20algorithms.mp4
     "useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
     "veni, vidi, vici", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici
     "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
@@ -1269,6 +1279,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "was inevitable",
     "was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982)
     "watches for the plot",
+    "we are sorry that we have a breakdown", // https://youtu.be/a_0xLaSQAQ0
     "we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes
     "we need you defending us with the mg42", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Wolfenstein https://youtu.be/P4LaR1C6Xds?t=8m55s
     "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0
@@ -1317,6 +1328,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "working every muscle group through meditation", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
     "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2000)
     "works in mysterious ways",
+    "would have asked for a faster horse",
     "would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
     "would rather be on the moon",
     "would you like to know more?", // Starship Troopers (1997)
@@ -1344,6 +1356,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands
     "you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M
     "you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg
+    "you must first invent the universe", // Carl Sagan https://youtu.be/7s664NsLeFM
     "you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk
     "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
     "you really think people are gonna give you your mail?", // Accursed Farms videochat February 2023 https://youtu.be/5HZwr1V3y4A?t=2h18m15s
@@ -1376,9 +1389,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
     "밥먹었어?",
     "삘리일리 삐일리일리", // 송창식, 피리 부는 사나이 https://yout.be/D4qpHnFiqu0
-    "왕거미 똥구멍에서 거미줄이 나오듯",
+    "왕거미 똥구멍에서 거미줄이 나오듯", // 만년필 타령 https://youtu.be/QoDx9KtXwGQ?t=16m50s
     "이렇게 마나니 반갑습니다", // 보천보전자악단, 반갑습니다 https://youtu.be/LUnn1syMD0s
-    "이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY
+    "이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY, https://youtu.be/GyIIB3199Hw
     "장림깊은 골로 대한 짐승이 내려온다", // 이날치, 범 내려온다 https://youtu.be/SmTRaSg2fTQ
     "장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", // 안예은, 문어의 꿈 / Octopus' Dream (2020) https://youtu.be/dfWx2vGwZu0
     "창밖에는 우울한 비가 내리고 있어", // 마로니에, 칵테일 사랑 (1994) https://youtu.be/D-tP16V17QI