From 032ee99d561e2cb035bed8d35354af95bd652bee Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2023 22:01:13 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 17 +++++++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 15 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 6caa8ff..043a712 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -702,6 +702,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw "abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s + "access granted", "activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh! "actually, it's a trilby", "aim like a drunkard, jump like an idiot", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw @@ -730,6 +731,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly" "are we the baddies?", // Mitchell & Webb https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992) + "are you trying to recruit me?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007) "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat "arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE @@ -865,6 +867,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "exists in three dimensions", "exists just below the surface", "exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004) + "failure is always an option", "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993) "fold, tuck, infiltrate", // ZOOMIES - Auralnauts https://youtu.be/13pL0TiOiHM "foolproof and incapable of error", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) @@ -1064,6 +1067,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "love with your heart, use your head for everything else", // Captain Disillusion "lucky for you i'm a dog lover", // The Misadventures of Skooks https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=1m25s "made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY + "made from 100% ingredients", + "make impossible states impossible", "makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI "making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww "man can never be hot", // Big Shaq, Man's Not Hot https://youtu.be/3M_5oYU-IsU @@ -1118,6 +1123,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) "passes the bechdel test", "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) + "pebcak", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_error "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw "pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem", "pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/ @@ -1149,6 +1155,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "quand il n'y a plus rien à retrancher", "quoth the raven", "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) + "reality must take precedence", // Richard Feynman "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty", "reduce > reuse > recycle", "regresses to the mean", @@ -1208,6 +1215,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the end recontextualizes the means", "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983) "the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s + "the goop is minimal", // randytaylor69, the moistening. https://youtu.be/KVmOGvQhWYE "the happiest place on earth", "the ice is melting", "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma", // SpongeBob S02E26 The Secret Box (2001) https://youtu.be/1z-pVZiRjac @@ -1239,6 +1247,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "this isn't even my final form", "this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) "this one sparks joy", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Kondo + "this rain it will continue", // Susanne Vega, Tom's Diner https://youtu.be/DkYPge6ZKSQ "this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM "this too shall pass", "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007) @@ -1259,6 +1268,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "underpromises, underdelivers", "unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck "us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI + "used coding and algorithms", // Tech Insider's groundbreaking journalism https://files.voussoir.net/misc/coding%20and%20algorithms.mp4 "useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw "veni, vidi, vici", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) @@ -1269,6 +1279,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "was inevitable", "was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982) "watches for the plot", + "we are sorry that we have a breakdown", // https://youtu.be/a_0xLaSQAQ0 "we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes "we need you defending us with the mg42", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Wolfenstein https://youtu.be/P4LaR1C6Xds?t=8m55s "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0 @@ -1317,6 +1328,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "working every muscle group through meditation", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2000) "works in mysterious ways", + "would have asked for a faster horse", "would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k "would rather be on the moon", "would you like to know more?", // Starship Troopers (1997) @@ -1344,6 +1356,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands "you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M "you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg + "you must first invent the universe", // Carl Sagan https://youtu.be/7s664NsLeFM "you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011) "you really think people are gonna give you your mail?", // Accursed Farms videochat February 2023 https://youtu.be/5HZwr1V3y4A?t=2h18m15s @@ -1376,9 +1389,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005) "밥먹었어?", "삘리일리 삐일리일리", // 송창식, 피리 부는 사나이 https://yout.be/D4qpHnFiqu0 - "왕거미 똥구멍에서 거미줄이 나오듯", + "왕거미 똥구멍에서 거미줄이 나오듯", // 만년필 타령 https://youtu.be/QoDx9KtXwGQ?t=16m50s "이렇게 마나니 반갑습니다", // 보천보전자악단, 반갑습니다 https://youtu.be/LUnn1syMD0s - "이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY + "이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY, https://youtu.be/GyIIB3199Hw "장림깊은 골로 대한 짐승이 내려온다", // 이날치, 범 내려온다 https://youtu.be/SmTRaSg2fTQ "장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", // 안예은, 문어의 꿈 / Octopus' Dream (2020) https://youtu.be/dfWx2vGwZu0 "창밖에는 우울한 비가 내리고 있어", // 마로니에, 칵테일 사랑 (1994) https://youtu.be/D-tP16V17QI