From 12a874b9aea6de06816ed9890a02190eaa81b051 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2022 19:57:30 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 24 +++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 23 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 44b012f..5bff025 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -656,9 +656,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [ // you where I first heard them or what I otherwise associate them with. // Warning: install an adblocker before visiting knowyourmeme cause it's // pretty jank nowadays. + "(ↄ) all rights reversed", "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ "1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8 + "50 caution jump into right 2 tightens, don't cut", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacenotes "[citation needed]", "[line for line in lines if line]", "[object object]", @@ -692,6 +694,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "always looks both ways", "always takes the third part last", // Quiz Show (1994) "always waters the dog and feeds the plants", + "america is not a developed country", "an entire warehouse of rose-colored glasses", // Folding Ideas, World of Warcraft Classic https://youtu.be/0RxQRswLAmI?t=24m02s "an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker "and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s @@ -742,6 +745,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "chewed up and spit out and booed off stage", // Eminem, Lose Yourself https://youtu.be/_Yhyp-_hX2s "choose life", // Trainspotting (1996) https://youtu.be/Naf_WiEb9Qs "chop wood, carry water", + "cloaked in hi-viz camouflage", "collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", // Reggie Watts, TED 2012 https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc "coming across the divide to you", // Orlando (1992) soundtrack, Sally Potter & David Motion, Coming https://youtu.be/i_sL0yOUj4g "conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI @@ -756,6 +760,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed + "deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s "demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM "design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg "despite the constant negative press covfefe", @@ -765,9 +770,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976) "do i look like i know what a jpeg is?", // King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos "do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007) + "do or do not. there is no try", // Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (1980) "do they still shoot tourists in florida?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q "do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976) "does not have an ulterior motive", + "does not wish to create joinder with you", // Man vs P. Barnes https://youtu.be/Ldcx_vswa4o "doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy "doesn't always write docstrings", "doesn't get out of bed for less than three peer bonuses", // I just want to serve five terabytes https://youtu.be/3t6L-FlfeaI @@ -782,6 +789,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "doesn't wear cargo shorts", "don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while "don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004) + "don't call it a comeback", // LL Cool J, Mama Said Knock You Out https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg "don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009) "don't forget to like, share, and subscribe", "don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww @@ -796,6 +804,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE "drank the kool-aid", "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005) + "du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik "en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI "endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/ @@ -814,6 +823,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "from the land of spare oom", // The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8 "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA + "g a f f c", // https://youtu.be/H4Kgzn3tDQU "gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4 "go now, you are forgiven", // Dispatch, The General https://youtu.be/EAEKK8xCpBY "gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009) @@ -858,12 +868,15 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985) "i reject your reality and substitute my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU + "i sing what can't be said", // Cake, Opera Singer https://youtut.be/d0XIYcd1DBI "i spin and i spin and this is what happens", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Armed & Delirious https://youtu.be/loBiZjo186Q?t=4m18s "i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000) "i thought you said weast", // SpongeBob S01E34 Arrgh! (2000) + "i used to be with it, then they changed what it was", // The Simpsons https://youtu.be/5DlTexEXxLQ "i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984) "i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Revenant https://youtu.be/sxESGanJxhM?t=6m25s "i'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug + "i'm not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus "i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo", // Are You That Woman? https://youtu.be/DwgiE5tX1BM "i'm not even a bus, i'm a tram", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm "i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats again", // Schmoyoho, Can't hug every cat https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4 @@ -903,7 +916,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "is mayonnaise an instrument?", // SpongeBob S02E27 Band Geeks (2001) "is never gonna run around and desert you", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ "is ninety percent crap", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law - "is not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus "is not a pod person from the planet mars", // Troll (1986) "is not a sense offender", // Equilibrium (2002) "is not a significant source of protein", @@ -935,6 +947,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I "it's a dicer, grater, peeler, all in one!", // The Truman Show (1998) "it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg + "it's been all downhill since the peak", "it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve", // MindofMatthew, I Will Derive https://youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE "it's in the taking, making, baking, taking, faking", // System of a Down, Revenga https://youtu.be/qOl7m52TQk8 "it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s @@ -1004,6 +1017,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw + "pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem", "pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/ "pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999) "plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE @@ -1026,6 +1040,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE + "puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991) "quand il n'y a plus rien à retrancher", "quoth the raven", "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) @@ -1054,6 +1069,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "staring intently into the soul of a proximity mine", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50 "steady watch me navigate", // Gorillaz, Feel Good Inc. (2005) "still uses rss", + "straight outta camera", "structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf "take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) "take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk @@ -1076,6 +1092,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw "the moment you've all been waiting for", "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE + "the only way to be is to become", "the opposite of apposite", "the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4 @@ -1131,6 +1148,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "what's up with all the sauerkraut?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque (1999) "when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous", // Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go Together When We Go "when the devil is too busy and death's a bit too much", // Voltaire, When You're Evil https://youtu.be/tWYCS6k1IOA + "where depression's just status quo", // Little Shop of Horrors, Skid Row https://youtu.be/z0kSBiu1IGk "whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013) "who is but the form following the function of what", // V for Vendetta (2005) "why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997) @@ -1160,6 +1178,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2001) "would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k "would rather be on the moon", + "would you like to know more?", // Starship Troopers (1997) "would you prefer a lie or the truth?", // V for Vendetta (2005) "wouldn't copy that floppy", "wouldn't have dropped dr holloway", // Cube (1997) @@ -1167,6 +1186,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free "yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988) "you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI + "you are here", "you are now aware of your breathing", "you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ "you can't break those cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE @@ -1180,11 +1200,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands "you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M "you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg + "you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011) "you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A "you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU "you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ "your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E + "your silhouette will charge the view", // Yes, Roundabout https://youtu.be/11WUJVmq0IQ "yowza, yowza, yowza", // They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969) "yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc "είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)