From 166aeef927cdc774ecb5e0fd8366d57d61750881 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2024 21:21:14 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 12 +++++++++++- 1 file changed, 11 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 1f168a0..f46d32c 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -682,6 +682,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY "buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976) "built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976) + "but doctor, i am pagliacci", "but enough about you, let's talk about me", "but sometimes", "but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001) @@ -711,6 +712,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "chewed up and spit out and booed off stage", // Eminem, Lose Yourself https://youtu.be/_Yhyp-_hX2s "choose life", // Trainspotting (1996) https://youtu.be/Naf_WiEb9Qs "chop wood, carry water", + "click here to unsubscribe", "cloaked in hi-viz camouflage", "collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", // Reggie Watts, TED 2012 https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc "comfy and easy to wear", @@ -727,6 +729,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo + "court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters", // The Amanda Show https://youtu.be/XTsdvAdsFR4 "create, read, update, delete", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Create,_read,_update_and_delete "crosses the blood-brain barrier", "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM @@ -800,6 +803,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004) "failure is always an option", "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993) + "fifty thousand people used to live here", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/50000-people-used-to-live-here-now-its-a-ghost-town "fold, tuck, infiltrate", // ZOOMIES - Auralnauts https://youtu.be/13pL0TiOiHM "foolproof and incapable of error", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) "for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994) @@ -809,6 +813,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8 "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA "g a f f c", // https://youtu.be/H4Kgzn3tDQU + "gain early, attenuate late", "gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4 "git push --force", "go all the way through it to the end", // The Brood (1979) @@ -840,6 +845,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "has not received any subpoenas", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary "has that combination on my luggage", // Spaceballs (1987) https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k "have you got anything that affects faces?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q + "have you heard of the high elves?", // https://youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE "heaven-sent lemon-scented medicine", // That Handsome Devil, Viva Discordia https://youtu.be/8pP-0GAldNI "hello below there", // The Signalman (1976) "hello. hello. follow me. okay", // Abe's Oddyssee https://youtu.be/Jy7ERY_6Hg0 @@ -1060,6 +1066,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980) "occupies an unusual space", "oh man i am not good with computer please to help", // /r/ooer + "okay we will make our own place", // https://files.voussoir.net/misc/make_our_own_place.png "on the contrary, it is words that are vague", // Perelandra (1943) "once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free "one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc @@ -1153,11 +1160,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) "take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk "takes nothing but pictures", + "takes the path of least existence", "takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002) "thank god for mississippi", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi "thank you for helping us help you help us all", // Portal (2007) "thank you for practicing emotional distancing", "that explains the trouble that i'm always in", // Alice in Wonderland (1951), see also POGO, The Trouble https://youtu.be/FRSr0GprIIw + "that isn't subtext, that's just text", // Folding Ideas - About That Idris Elba Gold Documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihvG3RgbYzE&t=15m56s "that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc "that's a good trick", // Star Wars, The Phantom Menace (1999) "that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0 @@ -1197,6 +1206,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "then i don't need a jacket", // Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0 "there are many like it, but this one is mine", "there are simply too many notes", // Amadeus https://youtu.be/hMWy3EpEo_o + "there's a last time for everything", "there's a snake in my boot", // Toy Story (1995) "there's no going back", "there's nothing in this cave worth dying for", @@ -1280,7 +1290,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "will never ask you for your password", "will never be very popular", "will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", // Portal (2007) - "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no_one_rid_me_of_this_turbulent_priest%3F + "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no_one_rid_me_of_this_turbulent_priest%3F "will not help you with your printer", "will not send you push notifications", "will not think of the children",