diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 9f80dfb..8c6423c 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -637,6 +637,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "america is not a developed country", "an elegant weapon for a more civilized age", // Star Wars (1977) "an entire warehouse of rose-colored glasses", // Folding Ideas, World of Warcraft Classic https://youtu.be/0RxQRswLAmI?t=24m02s + "an even number of sign errors", "an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker "and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is", // The Missle https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ "and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s @@ -684,6 +685,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001) "but wait, there's more", "but you already knew that", + "buy high, sell low", + "buy the haystack", // John Bogle "buying is easy and doing is hard", "by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001) "can be burnt for warmth", @@ -721,6 +724,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo + "create, read, update, delete", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Create,_read,_update_and_delete "crosses the blood-brain barrier", "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM "deals in absolutes", // Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith @@ -758,6 +762,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while "don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004) "don't call it a comeback", // LL Cool J, Mama Said Knock You Out https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg + "don't dead open inside", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dont-dead-open-inside "don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009) "don't forget to like, share, and subscribe", "don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww @@ -777,6 +782,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik "embrace, extend, extinguish", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish "en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI + "end road work", "endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/ "endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock "enjoys collecting unspent ordnance", @@ -843,6 +849,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A "hopelessly intricate, involved or perplexing", "how did you almost know my name?", // Adventure Time S01E18 Dungeon https://youtu.be/W9_iQ1FSnp8 + "how infinite in faculty", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_a_piece_of_work_is_a_man "how long has it been since your last confession?", "how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986) "humbly remains the best website ever made", @@ -950,6 +957,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "is sitting in a room different from the one you are in now", // Alvin Lucier, I Am Sitting in a Room https://youtu.be/fAxHlLK3Oyk "is stimulating my thinker", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU "is subject to the frequency illusion", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion + "is sufficiently transformative", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use "is the product of several minutes of hard work", "is wasting your processor cycles", "is worth a lot of money", @@ -962,6 +970,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "it's a dicer, grater, peeler, all in one!", // The Truman Show (1998) "it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg "it's been all downhill since the peak", + "it's complicated", "it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve", // MindofMatthew, I Will Derive https://youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE "it's in the taking, making, baking, taking, faking", // System of a Down, Revenga https://youtu.be/qOl7m52TQk8 "it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s @@ -970,6 +979,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY "it's what plants crave", "it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo + "just be yourself... but not like that!", "ka-chow", // Cars (2006) "keikaku means plan", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-according-to-keikaku "kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", // BBC anchor reads teleprompter https://youtu.be/loWFypHb48k @@ -985,6 +995,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "later, creator", // Messiah https://youtu.be/nnHLx3U7NfM "learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988) "leaves nothing but footsteps", + "let me know in the comments", + "let's dispel once and for all with this fiction", "like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050 "like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954) "line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g @@ -1144,6 +1156,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "that's an ethical line i'm not used to crossing", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM "the act of seeing with one's own eyes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Act_of_Seeing_with_One%27s_Own_Eyes "the angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection", + "the back of your head is ridiculous", // Can I Have Your Number https://youtu.be/7eDqIKzmsWs "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU "the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987) @@ -1175,6 +1188,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "then i don't need a jacket", // Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0 "there are many like it, but this one is mine", "there are simply too many notes", // Amadeus https://youtu.be/hMWy3EpEo_o + "there's a snake in my boot", // Toy Story (1995) "there's no going back", "there's nothing in this cave worth dying for", "they don't think it be like it is, but it do", @@ -1211,6 +1225,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI "used coding and algorithms", // Tech Insider's groundbreaking journalism https://files.voussoir.net/misc/coding%20and%20algorithms.mp4 "useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw + "valve, please fix", "veni, vidi, vici", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "view the source, luke", @@ -1222,6 +1237,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "watches for the plot", "we are sorry that we have a breakdown", // https://youtu.be/a_0xLaSQAQ0 "we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes + "we must do something; this is something; we must do this", // https://dwheeler.com/essays/politicians-syllogism.html "we need you defending us with the mg42", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Wolfenstein https://youtu.be/P4LaR1C6Xds?t=8m55s "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0 "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954) @@ -1318,6 +1334,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "Я пришёл дать эту песню", // Витас, 7 Элемент / Vitas, 7th Element (2001) "⛧", "ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014) + "可愛い子には旅をさせよ", "四院点灯!", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!" "父死、子死、孙死", // Zen parable, the natural order of death. "萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999)