diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index f46d32c..96c01f2 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -660,6 +660,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "as you know, your father, the king...", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow "asbestos free", "at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year. + "at the tone, the time will be...", "automatic caution door", "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM @@ -673,6 +674,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "become a square shape, clood", // https://youut.be/KNYo69XiDfA "big mcthankies from mcspankies", // Jimmy Neutron https://youtu.be/VEAW9PHAZ7s "bill fears lindows cause it's slick", // Lindows Rock https://youtu.be/QSdRTOh2jeA + "black is traditional", // Coraline (2009) "blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001) "bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI "border: 24k solid gold;", @@ -746,7 +748,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "didn't even get a lousy copy of their home game", // Weird Al Yankovic, I Lost on Jeopardy https://youtu.be/BvUZijEuNDQ "do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976) "do i look like i know what a jpeg is?", // King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos - "do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007) + "do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007) https://youtu.be/FULpplzOy8U "do or do not. there is no try", // Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (1980) "do they still shoot tourists in florida?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q "do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976) @@ -792,11 +794,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "end road work", "endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/ "endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock + "enemies foreign and domestic", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Uniformed_Services_Oath_of_Office "enjoys collecting unspent ordnance", "ergo propter hoc", "error: low on mayonnaise", // Worst Computer Ever https://youtu.be/HFXsMfcExi4 "est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992) "even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone", // Weird Al Yankovic, Amish Paradise https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg + "everywhere is war", // Bob Marley, War https://youtu.be/loFDn94oZJ0 "evi: 11.1.89 22:30h", // Der siebente Kontinent / The Seventh Continent (1989) "exists in three dimensions", "exists just below the surface", @@ -861,6 +865,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "how did you almost know my name?", // Adventure Time S01E18 Dungeon https://youtu.be/W9_iQ1FSnp8 "how infinite in faculty", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_a_piece_of_work_is_a_man "how long has it been since your last confession?", + "how much time do you want for your progress?", // James Baldwin https://youtu.be/OCUlE5ldPvM "how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986) "humbly remains the best website ever made", "hurry up and wait", @@ -986,6 +991,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "it's in the taking, making, baking, taking, faking", // System of a Down, Revenga https://youtu.be/qOl7m52TQk8 "it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s "it's not crack or nothing, but it's still really bad", // Vertical Video Syndrome https://vimeo.com/313458699 + "it's not that simple", "it's only a model", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) "it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY "it's what plants crave", @@ -1096,6 +1102,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "please hold your questions until the end", "plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it", // Daft Punk, Technologic (2005) "pokemon go to the polls", + "poppy game insult to our war dead", // https://youtu.be/LPnOVK1766E "post no bills", "praise be to zardoz", // Zardoz (1974) "prefers drm-free software", @@ -1121,6 +1128,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) "reality must take precedence", // Richard Feynman "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty", + "recommended by 1/10 dentists", "reduce > reuse > recycle", "regresses to the mean", "relegated to the past tense", // Lucky Number Slevin (2006) @@ -1225,6 +1233,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "this too shall pass", "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007) "through no fault of your own", + "ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i", // Missy Elliott - Work It "to sleep, perchance to dream", // Hamlet "to write clearly is to think clearly", // well then it's a shame i don't write too clearly "today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug @@ -1262,6 +1271,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954) "we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989) "welcome to earf", + "well lemme bring it back to the subject", // Salt-N-Pepa, Shoop https://youtu.be/4vaN01VLYSQ "well, if you want to get technical", "what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) "what doth life", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xavier:_Renegade_Angel @@ -1332,6 +1342,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you have arrived", "you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E + "you know this boogie is for real", // Jamiroquai, Canned Heat "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) "you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands "you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M @@ -1340,6 +1351,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011) "you really think people are gonna give you your mail?", // Accursed Farms videochat February 2023 https://youtu.be/5HZwr1V3y4A?t=2h18m15s + "you wouldn't get this from any other guy", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ "you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A "you'll thank me in ten years", "you're an ambulance", @@ -1359,8 +1371,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014) "可愛い子には旅をさせよ", "四院点灯!", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!" + "大事の思案は輕く。 小事の思案は重くすべし。", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716), see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999) "父死、子死、孙死", // Zen parable, the natural order of death. - "萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999) + "萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716), see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999) "閉", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003) "ꙮ", "간장 간장 맺혀진 간장 오늘날에 다 풀려 놉서", // 추다혜차지스, 리츄얼댄스 https://youtu.be/3SBb0LbvrrY