From 62c9a6077eed9702ed8031d694eebfe452315dad Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Fri, 21 Jun 2024 23:37:46 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 15 ++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 14 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 8c6423c..1f168a0 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -614,7 +614,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "a playful but mysterious little dish", // American Psycho (2000) "a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko "a room within a room, a door behind a door", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og - "a scientific method actor", + "a scientific method actor", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_method + https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Method_acting "a sharp image of a fuzzy concept", // Ansel Adams "a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw @@ -660,6 +660,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "as you know, your father, the king...", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow "asbestos free", "at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year. + "automatic caution door", "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM "barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986) @@ -669,6 +670,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004) "beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA "beats to stim to", + "become a square shape, clood", // https://youut.be/KNYo69XiDfA "big mcthankies from mcspankies", // Jimmy Neutron https://youtu.be/VEAW9PHAZ7s "bill fears lindows cause it's slick", // Lindows Rock https://youtu.be/QSdRTOh2jeA "blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001) @@ -686,6 +688,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "but wait, there's more", "but you already knew that", "buy high, sell low", + "buy once, cry once", "buy the haystack", // John Bogle "buying is easy and doing is hard", "by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001) @@ -780,6 +783,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005) "du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik + "ecco qui papa el mio belvedere", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Papal_Belvedere.jpg "embrace, extend, extinguish", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish "en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI "end road work", @@ -909,6 +913,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "is all bark and no bite", "is allegedly waiting in dark space", // Mass Effect, Ah Yes, Reapers https://youtu.be/Z7Oc-pstqpc "is always faster than reloading", // Call of Duty, "Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading" + "is always in the last place you look", "is an awkward thing to kill", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967) "is attuned to the passage of time", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU "is automatic beyond belief", @@ -1006,6 +1011,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "look on my works ye mighty and despair", // Ozymandias https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias "look up", "looks better in black and white", + "looks the part", "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum "love while you still can", // Joel Haver, Curiosity Killed The George https://youtu.be/UulEsFPhIjY "love with your heart, use your head for everything else", // Captain Disillusion @@ -1083,6 +1089,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "please hold your questions until the end", "plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it", // Daft Punk, Technologic (2005) "pokemon go to the polls", + "post no bills", "praise be to zardoz", // Zardoz (1974) "prefers drm-free software", "prefers not to be DDoSed", @@ -1097,6 +1104,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc "press x to doubt", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/la-noire-doubt-press-x-to-doubt "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro + "professional driver on closed course, do not attempt", "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE "puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991) "qu'ils mangent de la brioche", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake @@ -1130,6 +1138,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006) "somewhat new and hardly improved", "speak and remove all doubt", + "speaks for itself", "speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out", // Portal (2007) "spent way too much time on these splash texts", "splashtext'; drop table users;--", @@ -1245,6 +1254,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "welcome to earf", "well, if you want to get technical", "what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) + "what doth life", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xavier:_Renegade_Angel "what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't", // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM "what it was meant to be will eventually be a memory", // Linkin Park, In the End "what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010) @@ -1270,6 +1280,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "will never ask you for your password", "will never be very popular", "will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", // Portal (2007) + "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no_one_rid_me_of_this_turbulent_priest%3F "will not help you with your printer", "will not send you push notifications", "will not think of the children", @@ -1303,6 +1314,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you can actually see nothing as long as it's next to something", // The Action Lab https://youtu.be/DAQB9RQP6pE&t=2m57s "you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ "you can't break those cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE + "you can't take it with you", "you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4 @@ -1323,6 +1335,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you're an ambulance", "you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU "you're more lost than you realize", // Over the Garden Wall + "you're not close enough", "you've almost convinced me i'm real", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og "you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ "your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E