From 65a4531b5e22b24dd7f79de6a40ca6effd69bde0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2022 11:02:07 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 26 ++++++++++++++++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 24 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index c960568..fc13251 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -574,7 +574,7 @@ body.start_eating_that_trashcan .cvitem_details
  • Discord, my id is voussoir#7582.

    • Please email me first so we can coordinate.

    -

    If you'd like to support my work with a small monetary gift, you can donate. +

    If you've enjoyed my work and would like to give a small monetary gift, you can donate. @@ -625,10 +625,15 @@ const SPLASHES = [ // pretty jank nowadays. "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ + "[line for line in lines if line]", "[object object]", + "\"i'm not jazzed at all\" he said angrily", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM + "\"that's a reasonable thing to encounter\" he lied to himself", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM "a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4 "a book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU "a bubbly, thick, stagnant sound", // Naked Lunch (1991) + "a creature that moves in determinate grooves", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm + "a driver's seat for driving, a gunner's seat for gunning", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50 "a faintly glimmering radio station", // Cake, Frank Sinatra (1996) https://youtu.be/GVpb4U08ksA "a gift shop at the gun range, a mass-shooting at the mall", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU "a little carbonation and i'll see you next time", // Hot Dr Pepper https://youtu.be/bIRnM6s4GNo @@ -649,6 +654,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "always waters the dog and feeds the plants", "an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker "and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s + "and the walls will ooze green slime", // SpongeBob S03E24 Graveyard Shift (2002) "answers to the name bruce", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009) "anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982) "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992) @@ -662,6 +668,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "be excellent to each other", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) "be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004) "beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA + "blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001) "bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI "brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY "buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976) @@ -694,6 +701,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed + "demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM "design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs "did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk @@ -735,6 +743,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone", // Weird Al Yankovic, Amish Paradise https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg "evi: 11.1.89 22:30h", // Der siebente Kontinent / The Seventh Continent (1989) "exists in three dimensions", + "exists just below the surface", "exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004) "for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994) "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8 @@ -742,12 +751,15 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4 "gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009) "gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc) + "gravity on mars is point three eight", // Mr. Nobody (2009) "guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970) "han shot first", // Star Wars (1977) "has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970) + "has an attention span of at least half a second", "has been approved for no audiences by the mpaa", "has been modified from its original version to fit your screen", "has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty", + "has done nothing but teleport bread for three days", // Team Fortress 2, Expiration Date "has never pulled the fire alarm", "has not received any subpoenas", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary "has that combination on my luggage", // Spaceballs (1987) https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k @@ -769,9 +781,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Revenant https://youtu.be/sxESGanJxhM?t=6m25s "i'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug "i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo", // Are You That Woman? https://youtu.be/DwgiE5tX1BM + "i'm not even a bus, i'm a tram", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm "i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats again", // Schmoyoho, Can't hug every cat https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4 "i.e. e.g., etc. et al.", "if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw + "if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989) "if you don't watch yourself, who will?", "is a little overbearing", "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U @@ -834,6 +848,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "it's only a model", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) "it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY "it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo + "ka-chow", // Cars (2006) "keeps windows update permanently disabled", "keikaku means plan", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-according-to-keikaku "kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", // BBC anchor reads teleprompter https://youtu.be/loWFypHb48k @@ -859,8 +874,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "means you no harm", "might look better without this pulsating text", "might not fit on a floppy disk", - "rejects your reality and substitutes my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU "might overstay its welcome", + "needs to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000) "never pipes curl to bash", "never transcodes lossy to lossy", "no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) @@ -873,6 +888,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA "obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980) "one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc + "one of our finest remaining urban centers", // Half Life 2, Breencast https://youtu.be/zzQZV05Tt8I "only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account", // DROPOUTOFCOLLEGE.wmv https://youtu.be/UWH5Yz5P76Y "only barely makes sense", "oops, my anarchy symbol", // https://youtu.be/Ry5URU-Py2Q @@ -902,6 +918,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty", + "rejects your reality and substitutes my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU "remembers a sled on the deathbed", // Citizen Kane (1941) "repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4 "respects the source material", @@ -917,6 +934,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "somewhat new and hardly improved", "spent way too much time on these splash texts", "splashtext'; drop table users;--", + "staring intently into the soul of a proximity mine", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50 "steady watch me navigate", // Gorillaz, Feel Good Inc. (2005) "still uses rss", "structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf @@ -927,6 +945,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc "that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0 "that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc + "that's an ethical line i'm not used to crossing", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987) "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983) @@ -960,9 +979,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "uses git push --force", "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "view the source, luke", + "virtue, vice, and everything nice", "voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE "was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982) "watches for the plot", + "we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0 "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954) "we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989) @@ -1012,6 +1033,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0) "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) + "you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M "you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011) "you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A