diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index a1aad64..c6307fe 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -659,6 +659,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ "1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8 + "200 ok", "50 caution jump into right 2 tightens, don't cut", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacenotes "[citation needed]", "[line for line in lines if line]", @@ -780,6 +781,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "doesn't like being in the chokey", // Matilda (1996) "doesn't live in the basement", "doesn't need a cookie banner", + "none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef "doesn't really wanna do the work today", // Firebringer (2016) https://youtu.be/B2EI65ZEqYQ "doesn't smoke beer", // LA Turtle, hops https://youtu.be/_AT64AaB0aA "doesn't start the story with sirens blaring", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4 @@ -881,9 +883,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats again", // Schmoyoho, Can't hug every cat https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4 "i.e. e.g., etc. et al.", "if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw + "if my heart was still beating it would beat for you", // Your Favorite Martian, Zombie Love Song https://youtu.be/YCVMuevcCvY "if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989) "if you don't watch yourself, who will?", "if you see something, say something", + "in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric "infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing", "is a little overbearing", "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U @@ -967,6 +971,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "lacks discipline", "learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988) "leaves nothing but footsteps", + "but wait, there's more", "like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050 "like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954) "line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g @@ -1053,10 +1058,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU "see you next time, bye", // Applied Science's sign off https://youtu.be/Oj4tRnLKN6U?t=20m03s "seeks enlightenment and free lodging", + "seeks your validation", + "seems like a one-ply kind of thought", // Joel Haver, Toilet Paper Bears https://youtu.be/IMKW-ifxikE "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c "senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ "seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg "shall compare thee to a summer's day", + "should have sent a poet", // Contact (1997) "simplified and dumbed down", "somebody ring the dinkster?", // Spy Kids 3-D https://youtu.be/bWE6Z3F-RwI R.I.P Bill Paxton "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006) @@ -1111,6 +1119,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "this too shall pass", "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007) "to sleep, perchance to dream", // Hamlet + "to write clearly is to think clearly", // well then it's a shame i don't write too clearly "today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug "top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0 "tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4 @@ -1193,6 +1202,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores "you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0) + "you have arrived", "you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)