diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 043dd55..dcc96f5 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -665,6 +665,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "a negative times a negative equals a positive", // Stand and Deliver (1988) https://youtu.be/2k_jS1zVLWw "a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk "a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko + "a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw "abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s "activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh! @@ -721,6 +722,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI "considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf "consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc. + "content begins below the fold", "contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org "cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc "could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor @@ -733,6 +735,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "despite the constant negative press covfefe", "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs "did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk + "didn't even get a lousy copy of their home game", // Weird Al Yankovic, I Lost on Jeopardy https://youtu.be/BvUZijEuNDQ "do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976) "do i look like i know what a jpeg is?", // King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos "do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007) @@ -775,6 +778,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "exists in three dimensions", "exists just below the surface", "exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004) + "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993) "for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994) "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8 "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA @@ -783,6 +787,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "good movie, bad movie", // Every Frame a Painting, Jackie Chan - How to Do Action Comedy https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ?t=8m16s "gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc) "gravity on mars is point three eight", // Mr. Nobody (2009) + "great moves. keep it up. proud of you", // Michelle Obama https://youtu.be/7umozGUhYY4 "guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970) "han shot first", // Star Wars (1977) "has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970) @@ -803,6 +808,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game) "holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8 + "i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE "i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA "i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c @@ -898,6 +904,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954) "line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g "listen and you'll know", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967) + "listens to flac", "long live the new flesh", // Videodrome (1983) "look on my works ye mighty and despair", // Ozymandias https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias "looks better in black and white", @@ -932,7 +939,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "parle l'anglais plus fort", // Orlando (1992) "party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) - "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood + "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw "pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999) "plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE "pleads not guilty by reason of insanity", @@ -950,6 +957,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "prefers the director's cut", "prefers to breathe air", "prefers to install from f-droid", // f-droid.org + "press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) @@ -1016,11 +1024,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "two black dresses and no black shoes", // Five or six stores part 2 https://youtu.be/cqIjUXH7mtI "unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck "us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI + "useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw "uses git push --force", "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "view the source, luke", "virtue, vice, and everything nice", "voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE + "was inevitable", "was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982) "watches for the plot", "we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes @@ -1029,6 +1039,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954) "we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989) "what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) + "what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't", // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM "what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010) "what the hell is water?", // David Foster Wallace, This is Water "what was done to me was monstrous...", // V for Vendetta (2005) @@ -1041,6 +1052,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "will accept your donations", "will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU "will find your ip with tracer-t", // NextGenHacker101, How to view someone's IP address https://youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM + "will fix it in post", "will go to the moon and do the other things", // John F. Kennedy, 1962 "will never ask you for your password", "will never be very popular", @@ -1068,6 +1080,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI "you are now aware of your breathing", "you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ + "you can't break those cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE "you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores @@ -1075,6 +1088,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) + "you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands "you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M "you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)