From 9028bb676b46db6253c2af64dbf4b34ff3e68597 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2023 21:28:50 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 7 ++++--- 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 73ab7af..d77489b 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -282,7 +282,6 @@ body.start_eating_that_trashcan .cvitem_details .cvitem:nth-of-type(odd) { - /*transform: translate(-96px, 0);*/ grid-template: "logo title" auto "logo details" 1fr @@ -291,7 +290,6 @@ body.start_eating_that_trashcan .cvitem_details .cvitem:nth-of-type(even) { - /*transform: translate(96px, 0);*/ grid-template: "title logo" auto "details logo" 1fr @@ -648,6 +646,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly" "are we the baddies?", // Mitchell & Webb https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992) + "are you satisfied with your care?", // Big Hero 6 (2014) "are you trying to recruit me?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007) "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat @@ -696,6 +695,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "can we have your liver then?", // Monty Python, The Galaxy Song https://youtu.be/JWVshkVF0SY "can't believe you've done this", // I Can't Believe You've Done This https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk "can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", // The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/4TICjEsvC8o + "can't stop the orphan crushing machine", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/orphan-crushing-machine "cast vicariously as both victim and villain", // V for Vendetta (2005) https://youtu.be/wKn1R6fekk4 "castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space", // Gorillaz, Fire Coming out of the Monkey's Head https://youtu.be/LtQHIv2O8x0 "chesthair upholstery and a beard in the glovebox", // Ferd Fteenthousand https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU @@ -1012,6 +1012,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", // YooGee's undying love for portable consoles https://youtu.be/aBsEo0w4-Hg?t=2m (original kP_EGSOEGAE) "no soliciting", "no take, only throw", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/no-take-only-throw + "no unit of time shorter than a season", // The Soul of a New Machine "nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef "normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI @@ -1271,7 +1272,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you can't break those cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE "you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w - "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores + "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4 "you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0) "you have arrived", "you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket