From 9694a3abcff5ac3248c57e143cbea3d228a42d63 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2026 20:09:12 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 17 +++++++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 15 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 96c01f2..eccefad 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -585,6 +585,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ // pretty jank nowadays. "&evil=true", // https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_bit "(ↄ) all rights reversed", + "**i move away from the mic to breathe in", // Tay Zonday, Chocolate Rain https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?t=21 "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ "09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_encryption_key_controversy @@ -663,6 +664,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "at the tone, the time will be...", "automatic caution door", "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig + "backed by the full faith and credit of the us government", "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM "barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986) "be a winner", // Star Time (1992) @@ -683,6 +685,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "breaks userspace", "brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY "buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976) + "bug fixes and performance improvements", "built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976) "but doctor, i am pagliacci", "but enough about you, let's talk about me", @@ -727,6 +730,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org "controls the spice", // Dune (1965) "cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc + "could give a speech on humility", "could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor "could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk @@ -770,6 +774,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while "don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004) "don't call it a comeback", // LL Cool J, Mama Said Knock You Out https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg + "don't create the torment nexus", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torment_Nexus "don't dead open inside", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dont-dead-open-inside "don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009) "don't forget to like, share, and subscribe", @@ -786,6 +791,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "drank the kool-aid", "drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass", // Fresh Prince of Bel Air https://youtu.be/AVbQo3IOC_A "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005) + "dry your filament", "du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik "ecco qui papa el mio belvedere", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Papal_Belvedere.jpg @@ -796,6 +802,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock "enemies foreign and domestic", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Uniformed_Services_Oath_of_Office "enjoys collecting unspent ordnance", + "enlarged to show detail", "ergo propter hoc", "error: low on mayonnaise", // Worst Computer Ever https://youtu.be/HFXsMfcExi4 "est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992) @@ -1065,6 +1072,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "not to scale", "not unlike means like", "nothin' but .net", + "now it's time to reiterate california", // What Red Hot Chili Peppers Sounds Like https://youtu.be/VE5JMEu5hZA "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck "null", "nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA @@ -1092,7 +1100,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "pebcak", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_error "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw - "pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem", + "pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_Jesu "pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/ "pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999) "plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE @@ -1143,6 +1151,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "seeks your validation", "seems like a one-ply kind of thought", // Joel Haver, Toilet Paper Bears https://youtu.be/IMKW-ifxikE "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c + "sells to willing buyers at current fair market value", // Margin Call (2011) "senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ "seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg "shall compare thee to a summer's day", @@ -1190,6 +1199,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the door is a jar", "the end recontextualizes the means", "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983) + "the files are inside the computer", // Zoolander (2001) "the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s "the goop is minimal", // randytaylor69, the moistening. https://youtu.be/KVmOGvQhWYE "the happiest place on earth", @@ -1199,7 +1209,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw "the moment you've all been waiting for", "the museum is the mausoleum is the men's room", // David Foster Wallace, E unibus pluram (1993) - "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE + "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zipf Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE "the only way to be is to become", "the only winning move is not to play", "the opposite of apposite", @@ -1329,6 +1339,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free "yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988) "you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI + "you are a sad, strange little man", // Toy Story (1996) "you are here", "you are now aware of your breathing", "you can actually see nothing as long as it's next to something", // The Action Lab https://youtu.be/DAQB9RQP6pE&t=2m57s @@ -1342,6 +1353,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you have arrived", "you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E + "you know the germans always make good stuff", // Shamwow commercial https://youtu.be/F3lrhPeK6gU "you know this boogie is for real", // Jamiroquai, Canned Heat "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) "you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands @@ -1351,6 +1363,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011) "you really think people are gonna give you your mail?", // Accursed Farms videochat February 2023 https://youtu.be/5HZwr1V3y4A?t=2h18m15s + "you would be perfect for somebody else", "you wouldn't get this from any other guy", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ "you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A "you'll thank me in ten years",