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@ -683,7 +683,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
"all art is abstract if you don't know anything",
"all of which are american dreams", // Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk
"this isn't even my final form",
"all that was lost is revealed", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
"all things pass into the night", // Q. Lazzarus, Goodbye Horses https://youtu.be/syca_kAEKxY
"all work and no play makes jack a dull boy", // The Shining (1980) https://youtu.be/jeOevu4zC5o
@ -704,6 +703,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
"around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
"array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
"arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE
"as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE
"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
"banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
@ -716,6 +716,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001)
"bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
"bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8
"breaks userspace",
"brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
"buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
"built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
@ -774,6 +775,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"doesn't really wanna do the work today", // Firebringer (2016) https://youtu.be/B2EI65ZEqYQ
"doesn't smoke beer", // LA Turtle, hops https://youtu.be/_AT64AaB0aA
"doesn't start the story with sirens blaring", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
"doesn't tag for the renderer",
"doesn't watch sports",
"doesn't wear cargo shorts",
"don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
@ -782,6 +784,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"don't forget to like, share, and subscribe",
"don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
"don't push, the train is moving forward", // Proud https://youtu.be/CbAat-Zixw4
"don't touch that dial",
"don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI
"dormammu, i've come to bargain", // Doctor Strange (2016)
"doth protest too much, methinks", // Hamlet
@ -817,6 +820,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"green is not a creative color", // Don't Hug Me I'm Scared https://youtu.be/9C_HReR_McQ
"guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
"ha l'obiettivo di infiammare l'immaginazione", // Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975)
"hamboning will save your life someday", // Regular Show https://youtu.be/nSyQScbkGyY
"han shot first", // Star Wars (1977)
"has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
"has an attention span of at least half a second",
@ -831,6 +835,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"have you got anything that affects faces?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
"heaven-sent lemon-scented medicine", // That Handsome Devil, Viva Discordia https://youtu.be/8pP-0GAldNI
"hello below there", // The Signalman (1976)
"hello. hello. follow me. okay", // Abe's Oddyssee https://youtu.be/Jy7ERY_6Hg0
"her heart's out, we can end this", // Folding Ideas, The Art of Editing and Suicide Squad, https://youtu.be/mDclQowcE9I?t=11m32s
"here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
"hey, there's a concept that works", // Eminem, Without Me https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
@ -870,6 +875,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"is always faster than reloading", // Call of Duty, "Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading"
"is an awkward thing to kill", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
"is attuned to the passage of time", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
"is automatic beyond belief",
"is available only in english",
"is capable of one-way time travel",
"is culturally relevant",
@ -981,6 +987,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"only barely makes sense",
"oops, my anarchy symbol", // https://youtu.be/Ry5URU-Py2Q
"open your eyes, nicholas", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"paint is not infrastructure",
"pants with stripes and cutaway coat", // Taco, Puttin' on the Ritz (1982)
"parle l'anglais plus fort", // Orlando (1992)
"party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
@ -990,6 +997,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999)
"plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE
"pleads not guilty by reason of insanity",
"please drink verification can",
"please exit through the manhole marked EXIT",
"please hold your questions until the end",
"plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it", // Daft Punk, Technologic (2005)
@ -1007,6 +1015,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc
"presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
"put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
"quand il n'y a plus rien à retrancher",
"quoth the raven",
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
"recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
@ -1046,6 +1055,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
"the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s
"the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
"the end recontextualizes the means",
"the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
"the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s
"the last website you'll ever need",
@ -1062,6 +1072,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"think less",
"this ain't my first rodéo", // AvE, Whitening Old Plastic https://youtu.be/fu0v3yFcVn4
"this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats
"this isn't even my final form",
"this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
"this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM
"this too shall pass",
@ -1103,6 +1114,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous", // Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go Together When We Go
"when the devil is too busy and death's a bit too much", // Voltaire, When You're Evil https://youtu.be/tWYCS6k1IOA
"whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013)
"who is but the form following the function of what", // V for Vendetta (2005)
"why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997)
"wiggle your big toe", // Kill Bill (2003)
"will accept your donations",
@ -1116,6 +1128,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", // Portal (2007)
"will not help you with your printer",
"will not send you push notifications",
"will not think of the children",
"will order you some gâteau aux poivres", // The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)
"will ride eternal, shiny and chrome", // Mad Max Fury Road (2015) https://youtu.be/wWq02VnC26s
"will self-destruct in thirty seconds",