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+View in app
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+Hi! 👋
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+It looks like you're viewing this post in a web browser. Posts from voussoir.net look better and have more features when viewed from our official voussoir.net app! That's because we've intentionally reduced the performance and functionality of the web version, which would otherwise do everything you need! So although you seem to be very content browsing the website, we've decided to cut you off, block your scrolling with this modal, and serve 429s for the remainder of your session. Trust us, this really is for your own good. We just can't stand to see you suffer through this non-optimal voussoir.net experience when you could be using our awesome app instead. Thank us later!
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+[Click here to get the app!](/app)
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+([No thanks, I hate myself and I don't deserve the best voussoir.net experience!](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+to+stop+being+sooooo+lame))