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@@ -666,12 +666,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
// you where I first heard them or what I otherwise associate them with.
// Warning: install an adblocker before visiting knowyourmeme cause it's
// pretty jank nowadays.
+ "&evil=true", // https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_bit
"(ↄ) all rights reversed",
"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
"1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8
"200 ok",
"50 caution jump into right 2 tightens, don't cut", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacenotes
+ "640k ought to be enough for anybody",
"[citation needed]",
"[line for line in lines if line]",
"[object object]",
@@ -682,6 +684,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4
"a book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
"a bubbly, thick, stagnant sound", // Naked Lunch (1991)
+ "a c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song", // SpongeBob S03E37 The Camping Episode
"a creature that moves in determinate grooves", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm
"a driver's seat for driving, a gunner's seat for gunning", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50
"a faintly glimmering radio station", // Cake, Frank Sinatra (1996) https://youtu.be/GVpb4U08ksA
@@ -722,13 +725,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"any similarity to real persons is coincidental",
"anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982)
"apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly"
+ "are we the baddies?", // Mitchell & Webb https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU
"are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
"around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
"array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
"arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE
"arson, murder, and jaywalking", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
"as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE
- "as you know, your father, the king...",
+ "as you know, your father, the king...", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow
"asbestos free",
"at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year.
"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
@@ -745,10 +749,12 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
"border: 24k solid gold;",
"bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8
+ "bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8
"breaks userspace",
"brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
"buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
"built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
+ "but enough about you, let's talk about me",
"but sometimes",
"but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001)
"but wait, there's more",
@@ -780,6 +786,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
"considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf
"consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc.
+ "contains chemicals unknown to the state of california",
"content begins below the fold",
"contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
"controls the spice", // Dune (1965)
@@ -794,6 +801,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s
"demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM
"denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_stages_of_grief
+ "depiction is not condonement",
"design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg
"despite the constant negative press covfefe",
"developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
@@ -853,6 +861,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"exists just below the surface",
"exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004)
"feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993)
+ "fold, tuck, infiltrate", // ZOOMIES - Auralnauts https://youtu.be/13pL0TiOiHM
"for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994)
"forget about whatever you may never know", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY
"four shalt thou not count", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
@@ -861,6 +870,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
"g a f f c", // https://youtu.be/H4Kgzn3tDQU
"gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4
+ "git push --force",
"go now, you are forgiven", // Dispatch, The General https://youtu.be/EAEKK8xCpBY
"gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009)
"good afternoon, good evening, and good night", // The Truman Show (1998)
@@ -873,9 +883,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"ha l'obiettivo di infiammare l'immaginazione", // Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975)
"hamboning will save your life someday", // Regular Show https://youtu.be/nSyQScbkGyY
"han shot first", // Star Wars (1977)
+ "harvey dent, can we trust him?", // https://youtu.be/HBsdV--kLoQ
"has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
"has an attention span of at least half a second",
"has been approved for no audiences by the mpaa",
+ "has been made worse with the addition of yet more bees", // DR. BEES https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc
"has been modified from its original version to fit your screen",
"has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty",
"has been widely regarded as a bad move", // The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
@@ -889,6 +901,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"heaven-sent lemon-scented medicine", // That Handsome Devil, Viva Discordia https://youtu.be/8pP-0GAldNI
"hello below there", // The Signalman (1976)
"hello. hello. follow me. okay", // Abe's Oddyssee https://youtu.be/Jy7ERY_6Hg0
+ "helps to have a map", // TotalBiscuit, Guise of the Wolf https://youtu.be/ZB8YRafUfCY?t=11m28s
"her heart's out, we can end this", // Folding Ideas, The Art of Editing and Suicide Squad, https://youtu.be/mDclQowcE9I?t=11m32s
"here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
"hey, there's a concept that works", // Eminem, Without Me https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
@@ -901,6 +914,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986)
"humbly remains the best website ever made",
"hurry up and wait",
+ "hurt itself in its confusion",
"i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul", // Billy Maddison (1995)
"i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
"i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
@@ -924,6 +938,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984)
"i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Revenant https://youtu.be/sxESGanJxhM?t=6m25s
"i'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
+ "i'm doing my part", // Starship Troopers (1997)
"i'm not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus
"i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo", // Are You That Woman? https://youtu.be/DwgiE5tX1BM
"i'm not even a bus, i'm a tram", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm
@@ -934,6 +949,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989)
"if you don't watch yourself, who will?",
"if you see something, say something",
+ "ignorance is bliss",
+ "impulse 101", // https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Impulse
"in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric
"infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
"inject the memes into my bloodstream", // Filthy Frank, Meme Machine https://youtu.be/wl-LeTFM8zo
@@ -1022,6 +1039,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"knows the answer to a858", // /r/Solving_A858/
"lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", // Charlie Brooker, How to report the news https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI
"lacks discipline",
+ "ladies first",
"later, creator", // Messiah https://youtu.be/nnHLx3U7NfM
"learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
"leaves nothing but footsteps",
@@ -1039,6 +1057,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY
"makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI
"making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
+ "man can never be hot", // Big Shaq, Man's Not Hot https://youtu.be/3M_5oYU-IsU
+ "mangia! mangia! mangia!", // Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975)
"may be a figment of your imagination",
"means you no harm",
"memento mori",
@@ -1048,6 +1068,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"might overstay its welcome",
"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined", // TheReportOfTheWeek https://youtu.be/5d5NJgO38AE?t=6m00s
"my tummy's kinda gummy from this yummy bug slurry", // Wizards With Guns https://youtu.be/34VMoXhp4jo
+ "necessary but not sufficient",
"needs only 0.5 a presses", // Pannenkoek2012 - SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5 A Presses https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A
"never pipes curl to bash",
"never transcodes lossy to lossy",
@@ -1062,6 +1083,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
"normalizes to -19 lufs",
"not to scale",
+ "not unlike means like",
"nothin' but .net",
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
"null",
@@ -1069,6 +1091,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"o ye of little face",
"obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980)
"occupies an unusual space",
+ "oh man i am not good with computer please to help", // /r/ooer
"on the contrary, it is words that are vague", // Perelandra (1943)
"once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
@@ -1112,6 +1135,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
"put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
"puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991)
+ "qu'ils mangent de la brioche", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake
"quand il n'y a plus rien à retrancher",
"quoth the raven",
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
@@ -1135,6 +1159,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"shall compare thee to a summer's day",
"should have sent a poet", // Contact (1997)
"simplified and dumbed down",
+ "so groovy now that people are finally getting together", // Friend & Lover, Reach Out of the Darkness https://youtu.be/dqLRd4neGGE also see A-F-R-O's take https://a-f-r-o.bandcamp.com/track/definition-of-a-rap-flow
"somebody ring the dinkster?", // Spy Kids 3-D https://youtu.be/bWE6Z3F-RwI R.I.P Bill Paxton
"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
"somewhat new and hardly improved",
@@ -1166,6 +1191,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
"the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s
"the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
+ "the dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program",
"the door is a jar",
"the end recontextualizes the means",
"the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
@@ -1176,6 +1202,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the last website you'll ever need",
"the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
"the moment you've all been waiting for",
+ "the museum is the mausoleum is the men's room", // David Foster Wallace, E unibus pluram (1993)
"the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
"the only way to be is to become",
"the opposite of apposite",
@@ -1189,6 +1216,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"then i don't need a jacket", // Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0
"there are many like it, but this one is mine",
"there are simply too many notes", // Amadeus https://youtu.be/hMWy3EpEo_o
+ "there's no going back",
+ "there's nothing in this cave worth dying for",
"they don't think it be like it is, but it do",
"they have ordered you to die, gi", // Hanoi Hannah https://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo
"thieving, murdering patriots", // Panic in Year Zero! (1962)
@@ -1218,7 +1247,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck
"us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
"useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
- "uses git push --force",
"veni, vidi, vici", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici
"vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"view the source, luke",
@@ -1310,6 +1338,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you'll thank me in ten years",
"you're an ambulance",
"you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
+ "you're more lost than you realize", // Over the Garden Wall
"you've almost convinced me i'm real", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
"you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
"your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
@@ -1318,6 +1347,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
"είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
"Я пришёл дать эту песню", // Витас, 7 Элемент / Vitas, 7th Element (2001)
+ "⛧",
"ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014)
"四院点灯!", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!"
"父死、子死、孙死", // Zen parable, the natural order of death.