From 9f9fc405566b82dfa7445e34f5bacb051d27c7b2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Sun, 30 Apr 2023 16:48:14 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 34 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 32 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 813da69..71dffbe 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -666,12 +666,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [ // you where I first heard them or what I otherwise associate them with. // Warning: install an adblocker before visiting knowyourmeme cause it's // pretty jank nowadays. + "&evil=true", // https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_bit "(ↄ) all rights reversed", "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ "1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8 "200 ok", "50 caution jump into right 2 tightens, don't cut", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacenotes + "640k ought to be enough for anybody", "[citation needed]", "[line for line in lines if line]", "[object object]", @@ -682,6 +684,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4 "a book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU "a bubbly, thick, stagnant sound", // Naked Lunch (1991) + "a c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song", // SpongeBob S03E37 The Camping Episode "a creature that moves in determinate grooves", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm "a driver's seat for driving, a gunner's seat for gunning", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50 "a faintly glimmering radio station", // Cake, Frank Sinatra (1996) https://youtu.be/GVpb4U08ksA @@ -722,13 +725,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "any similarity to real persons is coincidental", "anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982) "apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly" + "are we the baddies?", // Mitchell & Webb https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992) "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007) "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat "arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE "arson, murder, and jaywalking", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE - "as you know, your father, the king...", + "as you know, your father, the king...", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow "asbestos free", "at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year. "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig @@ -745,10 +749,12 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI "border: 24k solid gold;", "bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8 + "bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8 "breaks userspace", "brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY "buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976) "built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976) + "but enough about you, let's talk about me", "but sometimes", "but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001) "but wait, there's more", @@ -780,6 +786,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI "considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf "consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc. + "contains chemicals unknown to the state of california", "content begins below the fold", "contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org "controls the spice", // Dune (1965) @@ -794,6 +801,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s "demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM "denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_stages_of_grief + "depiction is not condonement", "design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg "despite the constant negative press covfefe", "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs @@ -853,6 +861,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "exists just below the surface", "exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004) "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993) + "fold, tuck, infiltrate", // ZOOMIES - Auralnauts https://youtu.be/13pL0TiOiHM "for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994) "forget about whatever you may never know", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY "four shalt thou not count", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) @@ -861,6 +870,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA "g a f f c", // https://youtu.be/H4Kgzn3tDQU "gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4 + "git push --force", "go now, you are forgiven", // Dispatch, The General https://youtu.be/EAEKK8xCpBY "gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009) "good afternoon, good evening, and good night", // The Truman Show (1998) @@ -873,9 +883,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "ha l'obiettivo di infiammare l'immaginazione", // Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975) "hamboning will save your life someday", // Regular Show https://youtu.be/nSyQScbkGyY "han shot first", // Star Wars (1977) + "harvey dent, can we trust him?", // https://youtu.be/HBsdV--kLoQ "has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970) "has an attention span of at least half a second", "has been approved for no audiences by the mpaa", + "has been made worse with the addition of yet more bees", // DR. BEES https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc "has been modified from its original version to fit your screen", "has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty", "has been widely regarded as a bad move", // The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy @@ -889,6 +901,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "heaven-sent lemon-scented medicine", // That Handsome Devil, Viva Discordia https://youtu.be/8pP-0GAldNI "hello below there", // The Signalman (1976) "hello. hello. follow me. okay", // Abe's Oddyssee https://youtu.be/Jy7ERY_6Hg0 + "helps to have a map", // TotalBiscuit, Guise of the Wolf https://youtu.be/ZB8YRafUfCY?t=11m28s "her heart's out, we can end this", // Folding Ideas, The Art of Editing and Suicide Squad, https://youtu.be/mDclQowcE9I?t=11m32s "here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k "hey, there's a concept that works", // Eminem, Without Me https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY @@ -901,6 +914,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986) "humbly remains the best website ever made", "hurry up and wait", + "hurt itself in its confusion", "i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul", // Billy Maddison (1995) "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8 "i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE @@ -924,6 +938,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984) "i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Revenant https://youtu.be/sxESGanJxhM?t=6m25s "i'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug + "i'm doing my part", // Starship Troopers (1997) "i'm not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus "i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo", // Are You That Woman? https://youtu.be/DwgiE5tX1BM "i'm not even a bus, i'm a tram", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm @@ -934,6 +949,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989) "if you don't watch yourself, who will?", "if you see something, say something", + "ignorance is bliss", + "impulse 101", // https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Impulse "in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric "infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing", "inject the memes into my bloodstream", // Filthy Frank, Meme Machine https://youtu.be/wl-LeTFM8zo @@ -1022,6 +1039,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "knows the answer to a858", // /r/Solving_A858/ "lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", // Charlie Brooker, How to report the news https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI "lacks discipline", + "ladies first", "later, creator", // Messiah https://youtu.be/nnHLx3U7NfM "learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988) "leaves nothing but footsteps", @@ -1039,6 +1057,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY "makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI "making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww + "man can never be hot", // Big Shaq, Man's Not Hot https://youtu.be/3M_5oYU-IsU + "mangia! mangia! mangia!", // Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975) "may be a figment of your imagination", "means you no harm", "memento mori", @@ -1048,6 +1068,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "might overstay its welcome", "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined", // TheReportOfTheWeek https://youtu.be/5d5NJgO38AE?t=6m00s "my tummy's kinda gummy from this yummy bug slurry", // Wizards With Guns https://youtu.be/34VMoXhp4jo + "necessary but not sufficient", "needs only 0.5 a presses", // Pannenkoek2012 - SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5 A Presses https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A "never pipes curl to bash", "never transcodes lossy to lossy", @@ -1062,6 +1083,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI "normalizes to -19 lufs", "not to scale", + "not unlike means like", "nothin' but .net", "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck "null", @@ -1069,6 +1091,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "o ye of little face", "obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980) "occupies an unusual space", + "oh man i am not good with computer please to help", // /r/ooer "on the contrary, it is words that are vague", // Perelandra (1943) "once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free "one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc @@ -1112,6 +1135,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE "puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991) + "qu'ils mangent de la brioche", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake "quand il n'y a plus rien à retrancher", "quoth the raven", "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) @@ -1135,6 +1159,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "shall compare thee to a summer's day", "should have sent a poet", // Contact (1997) "simplified and dumbed down", + "so groovy now that people are finally getting together", // Friend & Lover, Reach Out of the Darkness https://youtu.be/dqLRd4neGGE also see A-F-R-O's take https://a-f-r-o.bandcamp.com/track/definition-of-a-rap-flow "somebody ring the dinkster?", // Spy Kids 3-D https://youtu.be/bWE6Z3F-RwI R.I.P Bill Paxton "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006) "somewhat new and hardly improved", @@ -1166,6 +1191,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU "the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987) + "the dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program", "the door is a jar", "the end recontextualizes the means", "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983) @@ -1176,6 +1202,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the last website you'll ever need", "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw "the moment you've all been waiting for", + "the museum is the mausoleum is the men's room", // David Foster Wallace, E unibus pluram (1993) "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE "the only way to be is to become", "the opposite of apposite", @@ -1189,6 +1216,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "then i don't need a jacket", // Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0 "there are many like it, but this one is mine", "there are simply too many notes", // Amadeus https://youtu.be/hMWy3EpEo_o + "there's no going back", + "there's nothing in this cave worth dying for", "they don't think it be like it is, but it do", "they have ordered you to die, gi", // Hanoi Hannah https://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo "thieving, murdering patriots", // Panic in Year Zero! (1962) @@ -1218,7 +1247,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck "us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI "useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw - "uses git push --force", "veni, vidi, vici", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "view the source, luke", @@ -1310,6 +1338,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you'll thank me in ten years", "you're an ambulance", "you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU + "you're more lost than you realize", // Over the Garden Wall "you've almost convinced me i'm real", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og "you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ "your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E @@ -1318,6 +1347,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc "είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009) "Я пришёл дать эту песню", // Витас, 7 Элемент / Vitas, 7th Element (2001) + "⛧", "ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014) "四院点灯！", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!" "父死、子死、孙死", // Zen parable, the natural order of death.