The long awaited reveal of the splash text origins.

Due to the extraordinary public demand which I imagine exists, and the
quantity of requests I have received in my email inbox (zero), I have
decided to give in to this crushing pressure and reveal the origins of
the nigh mythical splashtexts. May their je ne sais quoi reach far and
wide.

And a fullscreen button so you can admire them with more attention.
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padding-right: 4px; padding-right: 4px;
} }
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{
display: none !important;
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#headline #headline
{ {
height: 250px; height: 250px;
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height: 2em; height: 2em;
} }
#fullscreen_button_holder
{
height: 16px;
text-align: end;
width: 100%;
max-width: 500px;
margin-left: auto;
margin-right: auto;
}
#headline_fullscreen_button
{
display: none;
width: 16px;
height: 16px;
background-color: transparent;
border: none;
}
#headline:hover #headline_fullscreen_button
{
display: initial;
}
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{ {
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<h1 id="headline_l1">voussoir.net</h1> <h1 id="headline_l1">voussoir.net</h1>
</div> </div>
<div class="tilt_holder width_limited"> <div class="tilt_holder width_limited">
<div id="headline_splash">mostly new and partially improved</div> <div id="headline_splash"><noscript>somewhat new and hardly improved</noscript></div>
</div>
<div id="fullscreen_button_holder">
<button id="headline_fullscreen_button" onclick="return fullscreen_toggle();"></button>
</div> </div>
</section> </section>
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<script type="text/javascript"> <script type="text/javascript">
const SPLASHES = [ const SPLASHES = [
"a boat-stopping device of some kind", // This is what employers mean when they ask to see your references.
"a little carbonation and i'll see you next time", // Some of these might be generic or derivative phrases, but I will tell
"a matrimonial warning not worth ignoring", // you where I first heard them or what I otherwise associate them with.
"a perfect translation does not exist", // Warning: install an adblocker before visiting knowyourmeme cause it's
"abduct me, vegans", // pretty jank nowadays.
"activated my trap card", "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"all that was lost is revealed", "[object object]",
"all work and no play makes jack a dull boy", "a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4
"always lays down plastic first", "a bubbly, thick, stagnant sound", // Naked Lunch (1991)
"a faintly glimmering radio station", // Cake, Frank Sinatra (1996) https://youtu.be/GVpb4U08ksA
"a little carbonation and i'll see you next time", // Hot Dr Pepper https://youtu.be/bIRnM6s4GNo
"a matrimonial warning not worth ignoring", // Tim Minchin, Storm (2009) https://youtu.be/HhGuXCuDb1U
"a negative times a negative equals a positive", // Stand and Deliver (1988) https://youtu.be/2k_jS1zVLWw
"a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk
"a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
"abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
"activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
"all of which are american dreams", // Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk
"all that was lost is revealed", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
"all work and no play makes jack a dull boy", // The Shining (1980) https://youtu.be/jeOevu4zC5o
"always lays down plastic first", // Vague reference to 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
"always locks the front door", "always locks the front door",
"always looks both ways", "always looks both ways",
"always takes the third part last", "always takes the third part last", // Quiz Show (1994)
"and as always, thanks for watching", "always waters the dog and feeds the plants",
"answers to the name bruce", "an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker
"and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s
"answers to the name bruce", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
"anyway, i love you", "anyway, i love you",
"are you listening with all your heart and soul?", "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
"banana slips on man", "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
"barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
"be a winner", "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
"be excellent to each other", "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
"be specific, bob", "barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986)
"beacuase the voices where pretty good", "be a winner", // Star Time (1992)
"bond with me, jimmy", "be excellent to each other", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
"brittle as an aged human being", "be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004)
"but first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for", "beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA
"by night one way, by day another", "bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
"brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
"buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
"built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
"but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001)
"by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001)
"can be measured in kilobytes", "can be measured in kilobytes",
"can be read while underwater", "can be read while underwater",
"can be spotted only from a distance", "can be spotted only from a distance",
"can be viewed upside-down", "can be viewed upside-down",
"can complain about almost anything", "can complain about almost anything",
"can i ask you kind of a weird question?", "can i ask you kind of a weird question?", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
"can point to the usa on a map", "can point to the usa on a map",
"can we have your liver then?", "can we have your liver then?", // Monty Python, The Galaxy Song https://youtu.be/JWVshkVF0SY
"can't believe you've done this", "can't believe you've done this", // I Can't Believe You've Done This https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk
"cast vicariously as both victim and villain", "can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", // The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/4TICjEsvC8o
"chesthair upholstery and a beard in the glovebox", "cast vicariously as both victim and villain", // V for Vendetta (2005) https://youtu.be/wKn1R6fekk4
"collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", "chesthair upholstery and a beard in the glovebox", // Ferd Fteenthousand https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU
"conductor we have a problem", "collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", // Reggie Watts, TED 2012 https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc
"considers the lobster", "conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
"consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", "considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf
"contributes to openstreetmap", "consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc.
"cool guy has a chill day", "contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
"could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", "cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", "could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
"developers developers developers developers", "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
"did i mention the drive-thru?", "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
"do i get my four years back?", "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
"do i look like i know what a jpeg is?", "did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk
"do they still shoot tourists in florida?", "do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976)
"do you identify this word: sanctuary?", "do i look like i know what a jpeg is?", // King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos
"doesn't afraid of anything", "do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007)
"do they still shoot tourists in florida?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
"do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976)
"doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
"doesn't always write docstrings", "doesn't always write docstrings",
"doesn't like being in the chokey", "doesn't like being in the chokey", // Matilda (1996)
"doesn't live in the basement", "doesn't live in the basement",
"doesn't need a cookie banner", "doesn't need a cookie banner",
"doesn't really wanna do the work today", "doesn't really wanna do the work today", // Firebringer (2016) https://youtu.be/B2EI65ZEqYQ
"doesn't smoke beer", "doesn't smoke beer", // LA Turtle, hops https://youtu.be/_AT64AaB0aA
"doesn't start the story with sirens blaring", "doesn't start the story with sirens blaring", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
"doesn't watch sports", "doesn't watch sports",
"doesn't wear cargo shorts", "doesn't wear cargo shorts",
"don't bernie me", "don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
"don't push, the train is moving forward", "don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004)
"don't you want to become a cult leader?", "don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009)
"doth protest too much, methinks", "don't push, the train is moving forward", // Proud https://youtu.be/CbAat-Zixw4
"double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", "don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI
"en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", "dormammu, i've come to bargain", // Doctor Strange (2016)
"endorses sponsorblock", "doth protest too much, methinks", // Hamlet
"endorses ublock origin", "double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
"drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
"en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI
"endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/
"endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
"enjoys collecting unspent ordnance", "enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
"est arrivé près de chez vous", "est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992)
"even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone", "even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone", // Weird Al Yankovic, Amish Paradise https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
"evi: 11.1.89 22:30h", "evi: 11.1.89 22:30h", // Der siebente Kontinent / The Seventh Continent (1989)
"exists in three dimensions", "exists in three dimensions",
"exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", "exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004)
"guided towards a more fantastic species of research", "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8
"han shot first", "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
"has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", "gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4
"gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009)
"guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
"han shot first", // Star Wars (1977)
"has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
"has been modified from its original version to fit your screen", "has been modified from its original version to fit your screen",
"has never pulled the fire alarm", "has never pulled the fire alarm",
"has not received any subpoenas", "has not received any subpoenas", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary
"has that combination on my luggage", "has that combination on my luggage", // Spaceballs (1987) https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k
"have you got anything that affects faces?", "have you got anything that affects faces?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
"hello below there", "hello below there", // The Signalman (1976)
"hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", "here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
"holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", "hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002)
"i bind you nancy from doing harm", "holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game)
"i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
"i need some shoes, manny", "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"i suppose there's time for dessert", "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
"i thought you said weast", "i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
"i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", "i thought you said weast", // SpongeBob S01E34 Arrgh! (2000)
"i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo", "i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984)
"if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", "i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Revenant https://youtu.be/sxESGanJxhM?t=6m25s
"i'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
"i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo", // Are You That Woman? https://youtu.be/DwgiE5tX1BM
"i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats again", // Schmoyoho, Can't hug every cat https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4
"i.e. e.g., etc. et al.",
"if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
"if you don't watch yourself, who will?", "if you don't watch yourself, who will?",
"is a little overbearing", "is a little overbearing",
"is a little too new wave for my taste", "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
"is a philosophical statement and would take about ten minutes to read", "is a philosophical statement and would take about ten minutes to read", // Fred Rogers, 1969 https://youtu.be/fKy7ljRr0AA
"is all bark and no bite", "is all bark and no bite",
"is all out of bubble gum", "is all out of bubble gum", // They Live (1988)
"is allegedly waiting in dark space", "is allegedly waiting in dark space", // Mass Effect, Ah Yes, Reapers https://youtu.be/Z7Oc-pstqpc
"is always faster than reloading", "is always faster than reloading", // Call of Duty, "Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading"
"is an awkward thing to kill", "is an awkward thing to kill", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
"is attuned to the passage of time", "is attuned to the passage of time", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
"is available only in english", "is available only in english",
"is culturally relevant", "is culturally relevant",
"is currently not down for maintenance", "is currently not down for maintenance",
"is extremely dangerous to our democracy", "is extremely dangerous to our democracy", // https://youtu.be/ksb3KD6DfSI
"is gnot a gnelf", "is finally available in fullscreen",
"is human like the rest of them", "is gnot a gnelf", // You've been gnomed https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4
"is human like the rest of them", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
"is just as the prophecy foretold", "is just as the prophecy foretold",
"is just one stop on the information superhighway", "is just one stop on the information superhighway",
"is legal in most jurisdictions", "is legal in most jurisdictions",
"is less resilient than a tardigrade", "is less resilient than a tardigrade",
"is lined up to watch that movie, maid in manhattan", "is lined up to watch that movie, maid in manhattan", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
"is never gonna run around and desert you", "is mayonnaise an instrument?", // SpongeBob S02E27 Band Geeks (2001)
"is not a crazed gunman, dad", "is never gonna run around and desert you", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
"is not a pod person from the planet mars", "is not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus
"is not a sense offender", "is not a pod person from the planet mars", // Troll (1986)
"is not a sense offender", // Equilibrium (2002)
"is not a significant source of protein", "is not a significant source of protein",
"is not as good as sqlite", "is not as good as sqlite", // https://voussoir.net/writing/sqlite_what_a_hunk
"is not as good as zombocom", "is not as good as zombocom", // https://zombo.com/
"is not concealing any state or military secrets", "is not concealing any state or military secrets",
"is not entirely divinely inspired", "is not entirely divinely inspired",
"is not obfuscated", "is not obfuscated",
"is not questioning your powers of observation", "is not questioning your powers of observation", // V for Vendetta (2005)
"is not sponsored", "is not sponsored",
"is not suitable for 0-3 sad onions", "is not suitable for 0-3 sad onions", // https://youtu.be/JhHOaMXYXU4?t=1m35s
"is not the spawn of satan", "is not the spawn of satan", // Vague reference to Rosemary's Baby (1968)
"is not what is said of that thing", "is not what is said of that thing", // Birdman (2014)
"is obviously biased", "is obviously biased",
"is on the fastest available route", "is on the fastest available route", // Local 58 https://youtu.be/jh09uIN6tl0
"is once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", "is once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"is only as strong as the weakest link", "is only as strong as the weakest link",
"is over our heads in a million pieces", "is over our heads in a million pieces", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Wonkavision https://youtu.be/pvS3j8VtanM
"is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance", "is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance", // Rockwell Retro Encabulator https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w
"is sick of car dependency", "is sick of car dependency", // https://voussoir.net/writing/not_just_bikes
"is sitting in a room different from the one you are in now", "is sitting in a room different from the one you are in now", // Alvin Lucier, I Am Sitting in a Room https://youtu.be/fAxHlLK3Oyk
"is stimulating my thinker", "is stimulating my thinker", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
"is subject to the frequency illusion", "is subject to the frequency illusion", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion
"is the product of several minutes of hard work", "is the product of several minutes of hard work",
"is wasting your processor cycles", "is wasting your processor cycles",
"is worth a lot of money", "is worth a lot of money",
"it goes it goes it goes it goes", "it goes it goes it goes it goes", // Death Grips, Guillotine (2011) https://youtu.be/s4l7bmTJ7j8
"it is good day to be not dead", "it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I
"it's all right here at your fingertips", "it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg
"it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve", "it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve", // MindofMatthew, I Will Derive https://youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE
"it's the perfect place for an accident", "it's only a model", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
"it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY
"it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo
"keeps windows update permanently disabled", "keeps windows update permanently disabled",
"keikaku means plan", "keikaku means plan", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-according-to-keikaku
"kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", "kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", // BBC anchor reads teleprompter https://youtu.be/loWFypHb48k
"klaatu barada nikto", "klaatu barada nikto", // The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
"knows the answer to A858", "knows that the dice are loaded", // Leonard Cohen, Everybody Knows (1988)
"lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", "knows the answer to A858", // /r/Solving_A858/
"lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", // Charlie Brooker, How to report the news https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI
"lacks discipline", "lacks discipline",
"learned how to plow by reading books", "learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
"leaves nothing but footsteps", "leaves nothing but footsteps",
"like a crème caramel in an earthquake", "like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050
"like roses and clover", "like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954)
"listen and you'll know", "listen and you'll know", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
"long live the new flesh", "long live the new flesh", // Videodrome (1983)
"looks better in black and white", "looks better in black and white",
"lucky for you i'm a dog lover", "lucky for you i'm a dog lover", // The Misadventures of Skooks https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=1m25s
"makes terrain with the carve tool", "made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY
"marry and reproduce", "makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI
"marry and reproduce", // They Live (1988)
"may be a figment of your imagination", "may be a figment of your imagination",
"means you no harm", "means you no harm",
"might look better without this pulsating text", "might look better without this pulsating text",
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"might overstay its welcome", "might overstay its welcome",
"never pipes curl to bash", "never pipes curl to bash",
"never transcodes lossy to lossy", "never transcodes lossy to lossy",
"no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", "no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005)
"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", "no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", // YooGee's undying love for portable consoles https://youtu.be/aBsEo0w4-Hg?t=2m (original kP_EGSOEGAE)
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", "normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
"nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
"obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", "null",
"one long staircase just going up", "nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA
"only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account", "obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980)
"one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
"only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account", // DROPOUTOFCOLLEGE.wmv https://youtu.be/UWH5Yz5P76Y
"only barely makes sense", "only barely makes sense",
"oops, my anarchy symbol", "oops, my anarchy symbol", // https://youtu.be/Ry5URU-Py2Q
"open your eyes, nicholas", "open your eyes, nicholas", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"parle l'anglais plus fort", "pants with stripes and cutaway coat", // Taco, Puttin' on the Ritz (1982)
"party on, dudes", "parle l'anglais plus fort", // Orlando (1992)
"picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", "party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999)
"plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE
"please exit through the manhole marked EXIT", "please exit through the manhole marked EXIT",
"please hold your questions until the end", "please hold your questions until the end",
"praise be to zardoz", "plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it", // Daft Punk, Technologic (2005)
"praise be to zardoz", // Zardoz (1974)
"prefers drm-free software", "prefers drm-free software",
"prefers not to be DDoSed", "prefers not to be DDoSed",
"prefers older movies", "prefers older movies",
"prefers portable zips over installers", "prefers portable zips over installers", // https://voussoir.net/writing/master_of_my_domain
"prefers practical special effects", "prefers practical special effects",
"prefers subs over dubs", "prefers subs over dubs",
"prefers the despecialized editions", "prefers the despecialized editions", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmy%27s_Despecialized_Edition
"prefers the director's cut", "prefers the director's cut",
"prefers to breathe air", "prefers to breathe air",
"prefers to install from f-droid", "prefers to install from f-droid", // f-droid.org
"presses wm1", "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
"put on these glasses or start eating that trash can", "put on these glasses or start eating that trash can", // They Live (1988)
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
"recognizes taiwan's sovereignty", "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
"remembers a sled on the deathbed", "remembers a sled on the deathbed", // Citizen Kane (1941)
"repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking", "repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
"respects the source material",
"ring the 0x07 for concierge service", "ring the 0x07 for concierge service",
"runs away in a straight line", "runs away in a straight line", // Prometheus (2012) et al.
"seeks enlightenment and free lodging", "seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
"selling knives and insurance from door to door", "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"sometimes behaves so strangely", "simplified and dumbed down",
"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
"somewhat new and hardly improved",
"spent way too much time on these splash texts", "spent way too much time on these splash texts",
"splashtext'; drop table users;--",
"steady watch me navigate", // Gorillaz, Feel Good Inc. (2005)
"still uses rss", "still uses rss",
"structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", "structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf
"take a stress pill and think things over", "take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
"take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", "take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk
"takes nothing but pictures", "takes nothing but pictures",
"takes the underpass because it's safer", "takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002)
"that's a good wisdom", "that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
"that's a ten", "that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
"the blood brought me this far", "that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc
"the eye is the window of the soul", "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
"the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
"the last website you'll ever need", "the last website you'll ever need",
"the menace must remain phantom", "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
"the water is extracted for use in rivers", "the moment you've all been waiting for",
"the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4
"the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", "the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
"they have ordered you to die, gi", "the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"they have ordered you to die, gi", // Hanoi Hannah https://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo
"think less", "think less",
"this ain't my first rodéo", "this ain't my first rodéo", // AvE, Whitening Old Plastic https://youtu.be/fu0v3yFcVn4
"this is the name that you never will guess", "this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats
"this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", "this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
"this too shall pass", "this too shall pass",
"thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007)
"top ten juiced up coaches; top ten juiced up players", "today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
"treats the gun as a total weapon", "top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0
"tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4
"treats the gun as a total weapon", //Equilibrium (2002)
"tries to be grammatically correct", "tries to be grammatically correct",
"tries to keep the boom out of frame", "tries to keep the boom out of frame",
"tries very hard to not forget", "tries very hard to not forget",
"truly a feat of last year's engineering", "truly a feat of last year's engineering",
"two black dresses and no black shoes", "two black dresses and no black shoes", // Five or six stores part 2 https://youtu.be/cqIjUXH7mtI
"unless it's a farm", "unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck
"US-DFPAD / 393-H-15A", "US-DFPAD / 393-H-15A", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
"uses git push --force", "uses git push --force",
"very large number of nanoseconds", "very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
"voice-activated and biodegradable", "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", "view the source, luke",
"voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
"was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982)
"watches for the plot", "watches for the plot",
"we can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0
"we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954)
"we're not savages, we're english", "we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989)
"what do you burn apart from witches?", "what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
"what was done to me was monstrous...", "what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010)
"what's up with all the sauerkraut?", "what the hell is water?", // David Foster Wallace, This is Water
"why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", "what was done to me was monstrous...", // V for Vendetta (2005)
"what's up with all the sauerkraut?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque (1999)
"when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous", // Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go Together When We Go
"whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013)
"why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997)
"will accept your donations", "will accept your donations",
"will create a gooey interface using visual basic", "will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU
"will find your ip with tracer-t", "will find your ip with tracer-t", // NextGenHacker101, How to view someone's IP address https://youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM
"will go to the moon and do the other things", "will go to the moon and do the other things", // John F. Kennedy, 1962
"will never ask you for your password", "will never ask you for your password",
"will never be very popular", "will never be very popular",
"will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", "will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", // Portal (2007)
"will not help you with your printer", "will not help you with your printer",
"will order you some gâteau aux poivres", "will order you some gâteau aux poivres", // The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)
"withdraws some parts of physical form from consideration", "will ride eternal, shiny and chrome", // Mad Max Fury Road (2015) https://youtu.be/wWq02VnC26s
"without even a last desperate warning", "will self-destruct in thirty seconds",
"won't scan your computer for pictures of children", "with great vengeance and furious anger", // Ezekial 25:17, Pulp Fiction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-K8qi_AoXI
"withdraws some parts of physical form from consideration", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
"without even a last desperate warning", // America, The Last Unicorn (1982)
"won't scan your computer for pictures of children", // https://www.apple.com/child-safety/
"won't send you spam", "won't send you spam",
"won't steal packages off your doorstep", "won't steal packages off your doorstep",
"works in mergers and acquisitions", "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2001)
"would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
"would rather be on the moon", "would rather be on the moon",
"would you prefer a lie or the truth?", "would you prefer a lie or the truth?", // V for Vendetta (2005)
"wouldn't copy that floppy", "wouldn't copy that floppy",
"wouldn't have dropped dr holloway", "wouldn't have dropped dr holloway", // Cube (1997)
"yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", "yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy", // My longest yeah boy ever https://youtu.be/fvtQYsckLxk
"you can drive all across the united states", "yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", "yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988)
"you know, for kids", "you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI
"you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", "you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ
"you need to vibrate higher", "you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
"you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
"you're dereferencing a null pointer", "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores
"you've got to press it on you", "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
"yowza, yowza, yowza", "you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg
"yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum", "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
"είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»", "you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A
"Я пришёл дать эту песню", "you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
"ギミチョコ!!", "you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
"四院点灯!", "yowza, yowza, yowza", // They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
"萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", "yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
"閉", "είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
"나는 잊지 못해요 잊을 수가 없어요", "Я пришёл дать эту песню", // Витас, 7 Элемент / Vitas, 7th Element (2001)
"물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", "ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014)
"뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", "四院点灯!", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!"
"장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", "萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999)
"閉", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
"나는 잊지 못해요 잊을 수가 없어요", // 김상희, 참사랑 / Kim Sang-hee, True Love (1971)
"누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc
"물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
"뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
"이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY
"장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", // 안예은, 문어의 꿈 / Octopus' Dream (2020) https://youtu.be/dfWx2vGwZu0
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