The long awaited reveal of the splash text origins.
Due to the extraordinary public demand which I imagine exists, and the quantity of requests I have received in my email inbox (zero), I have decided to give in to this crushing pressure and reveal the origins of the nigh mythical splashtexts. May their je ne sais quoi reach far and wide. And a fullscreen button so you can admire them with more attention.
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#headline
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#headline
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#fullscreen_button_holder
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#headline_fullscreen_button
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@keyframes splash_pulsate
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<h1 id="headline_l1">voussoir.net</h1>
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<h1 id="headline_l1">voussoir.net</h1>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="tilt_holder width_limited">
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<div class="tilt_holder width_limited">
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<div id="headline_splash">mostly new and partially improved</div>
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<div id="headline_splash"><noscript>somewhat new and hardly improved</noscript></div>
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</div>
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<div id="fullscreen_button_holder">
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<button id="headline_fullscreen_button" onclick="return fullscreen_toggle();">⛶</button>
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</section>
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<script type="text/javascript">
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<script type="text/javascript">
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const SPLASHES = [
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const SPLASHES = [
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"a boat-stopping device of some kind",
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// This is what employers mean when they ask to see your references.
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"a little carbonation and i'll see you next time",
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// Some of these might be generic or derivative phrases, but I will tell
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"a matrimonial warning not worth ignoring",
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// you where I first heard them or what I otherwise associate them with.
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"a perfect translation does not exist",
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// Warning: install an adblocker before visiting knowyourmeme cause it's
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"abduct me, vegans",
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// pretty jank nowadays.
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"activated my trap card",
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"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
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"all that was lost is revealed",
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"[object object]",
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"all work and no play makes jack a dull boy",
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"a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4
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"always lays down plastic first",
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"a bubbly, thick, stagnant sound", // Naked Lunch (1991)
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"a faintly glimmering radio station", // Cake, Frank Sinatra (1996) https://youtu.be/GVpb4U08ksA
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"a little carbonation and i'll see you next time", // Hot Dr Pepper https://youtu.be/bIRnM6s4GNo
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"a matrimonial warning not worth ignoring", // Tim Minchin, Storm (2009) https://youtu.be/HhGuXCuDb1U
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"a negative times a negative equals a positive", // Stand and Deliver (1988) https://youtu.be/2k_jS1zVLWw
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"a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk
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"a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
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"abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
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"activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
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"all of which are american dreams", // Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk
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"all that was lost is revealed", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
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"all work and no play makes jack a dull boy", // The Shining (1980) https://youtu.be/jeOevu4zC5o
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"always lays down plastic first", // Vague reference to 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
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"always locks the front door",
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"always locks the front door",
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"always looks both ways",
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"always looks both ways",
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"always takes the third part last",
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"always takes the third part last", // Quiz Show (1994)
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"and as always, thanks for watching",
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"always waters the dog and feeds the plants",
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"answers to the name bruce",
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"an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker
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"and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s
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"answers to the name bruce", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
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"anyway, i love you",
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"anyway, i love you",
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"are you listening with all your heart and soul?",
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"are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
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"banana slips on man",
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"around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
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"barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes",
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"array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
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"be a winner",
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"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
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"be excellent to each other",
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"banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
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"be specific, bob",
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"barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986)
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"beacuase the voices where pretty good",
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"be a winner", // Star Time (1992)
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"bond with me, jimmy",
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"be excellent to each other", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
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"brittle as an aged human being",
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"be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004)
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"but first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for",
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"beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA
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"by night one way, by day another",
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"bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
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"brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
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"buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
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"built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
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"but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001)
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"by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001)
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"can be measured in kilobytes",
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"can be measured in kilobytes",
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"can be read while underwater",
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"can be read while underwater",
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"can be spotted only from a distance",
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"can be spotted only from a distance",
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"can be viewed upside-down",
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"can be viewed upside-down",
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"can complain about almost anything",
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"can complain about almost anything",
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"can i ask you kind of a weird question?",
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"can i ask you kind of a weird question?", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
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"can point to the usa on a map",
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"can point to the usa on a map",
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"can we have your liver then?",
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"can we have your liver then?", // Monty Python, The Galaxy Song https://youtu.be/JWVshkVF0SY
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"can't believe you've done this",
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"can't believe you've done this", // I Can't Believe You've Done This https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk
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"cast vicariously as both victim and villain",
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"can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", // The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/4TICjEsvC8o
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"chesthair upholstery and a beard in the glovebox",
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"cast vicariously as both victim and villain", // V for Vendetta (2005) https://youtu.be/wKn1R6fekk4
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"collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories",
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"chesthair upholstery and a beard in the glovebox", // Ferd Fteenthousand https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU
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"conductor we have a problem",
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"collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", // Reggie Watts, TED 2012 https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc
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"considers the lobster",
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"conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
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"consists of macroblocks and motion vectors",
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"considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf
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"contributes to openstreetmap",
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"consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc.
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"cool guy has a chill day",
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"contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
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"could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel",
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"cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
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"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed",
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"could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
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"developers developers developers developers",
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"d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
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"did i mention the drive-thru?",
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"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
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"do i get my four years back?",
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"developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
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"do i look like i know what a jpeg is?",
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"did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk
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"do they still shoot tourists in florida?",
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"do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976)
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"do you identify this word: sanctuary?",
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"do i look like i know what a jpeg is?", // King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos
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"doesn't afraid of anything",
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"do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007)
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"do they still shoot tourists in florida?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
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"do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976)
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"doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
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"doesn't always write docstrings",
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"doesn't always write docstrings",
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"doesn't like being in the chokey",
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"doesn't like being in the chokey", // Matilda (1996)
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"doesn't live in the basement",
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"doesn't live in the basement",
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"doesn't need a cookie banner",
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"doesn't need a cookie banner",
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"doesn't really wanna do the work today",
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"doesn't really wanna do the work today", // Firebringer (2016) https://youtu.be/B2EI65ZEqYQ
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"doesn't smoke beer",
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"doesn't smoke beer", // LA Turtle, hops https://youtu.be/_AT64AaB0aA
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"doesn't start the story with sirens blaring",
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"doesn't start the story with sirens blaring", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
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"doesn't watch sports",
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"doesn't watch sports",
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"doesn't wear cargo shorts",
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"doesn't wear cargo shorts",
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"don't bernie me",
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"don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
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"don't push, the train is moving forward",
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"don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004)
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"don't you want to become a cult leader?",
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"don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009)
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"doth protest too much, methinks",
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"don't push, the train is moving forward", // Proud https://youtu.be/CbAat-Zixw4
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"double-wrapped, vacuum-packed",
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"don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI
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"en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi",
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"dormammu, i've come to bargain", // Doctor Strange (2016)
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"endorses sponsorblock",
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"doth protest too much, methinks", // Hamlet
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"endorses ublock origin",
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"double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
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"drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
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"en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI
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"endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/
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"endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
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"enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
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"enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
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"est arrivé près de chez vous",
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"est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992)
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"even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone",
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"even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone", // Weird Al Yankovic, Amish Paradise https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
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"evi: 11.1.89 22:30h",
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"evi: 11.1.89 22:30h", // Der siebente Kontinent / The Seventh Continent (1989)
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"exists in three dimensions",
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"exists in three dimensions",
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"exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle",
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"exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004)
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"guided towards a more fantastic species of research",
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"fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8
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"han shot first",
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"fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
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"has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations",
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"gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4
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"gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009)
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"guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
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"han shot first", // Star Wars (1977)
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"has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
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"has been modified from its original version to fit your screen",
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"has been modified from its original version to fit your screen",
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"has never pulled the fire alarm",
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"has never pulled the fire alarm",
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"has not received any subpoenas",
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"has not received any subpoenas", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary
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"has that combination on my luggage",
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"has that combination on my luggage", // Spaceballs (1987) https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k
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"have you got anything that affects faces?",
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"have you got anything that affects faces?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
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"hello below there",
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"hello below there", // The Signalman (1976)
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"hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet",
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"here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
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"holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection",
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"hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002)
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"i bind you nancy from doing harm",
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"holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game)
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"i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses",
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"i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
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"i need some shoes, manny",
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"i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
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"i suppose there's time for dessert",
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"i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
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"i thought you said weast",
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"i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
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"i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice",
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"i thought you said weast", // SpongeBob S01E34 Arrgh! (2000)
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"i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo",
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"i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984)
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"if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?",
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"i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Revenant https://youtu.be/sxESGanJxhM?t=6m25s
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"i'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
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"i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo", // Are You That Woman? https://youtu.be/DwgiE5tX1BM
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"i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats again", // Schmoyoho, Can't hug every cat https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4
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"if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
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"if you don't watch yourself, who will?",
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"if you don't watch yourself, who will?",
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"is a little overbearing",
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"is a little overbearing",
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"is a little too new wave for my taste",
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"is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
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"is a philosophical statement and would take about ten minutes to read",
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"is a philosophical statement and would take about ten minutes to read", // Fred Rogers, 1969 https://youtu.be/fKy7ljRr0AA
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"is all bark and no bite",
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"is all bark and no bite",
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"is all out of bubble gum",
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"is all out of bubble gum", // They Live (1988)
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"is allegedly waiting in dark space",
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"is allegedly waiting in dark space", // Mass Effect, Ah Yes, Reapers https://youtu.be/Z7Oc-pstqpc
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"is always faster than reloading",
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"is always faster than reloading", // Call of Duty, "Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading"
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"is an awkward thing to kill",
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"is an awkward thing to kill", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
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"is attuned to the passage of time",
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"is attuned to the passage of time", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
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"is available only in english",
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"is available only in english",
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"is culturally relevant",
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"is culturally relevant",
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"is currently not down for maintenance",
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"is currently not down for maintenance",
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"is extremely dangerous to our democracy",
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"is extremely dangerous to our democracy", // https://youtu.be/ksb3KD6DfSI
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"is gnot a gnelf",
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"is finally available in fullscreen",
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"is human like the rest of them",
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"is gnot a gnelf", // You've been gnomed https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4
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"is human like the rest of them", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
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"is just as the prophecy foretold",
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"is just as the prophecy foretold",
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"is just one stop on the information superhighway",
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"is just one stop on the information superhighway",
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"is legal in most jurisdictions",
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"is legal in most jurisdictions",
|
||||||
"is less resilient than a tardigrade",
|
"is less resilient than a tardigrade",
|
||||||
"is lined up to watch that movie, maid in manhattan",
|
"is lined up to watch that movie, maid in manhattan", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
|
||||||
"is never gonna run around and desert you",
|
"is mayonnaise an instrument?", // SpongeBob S02E27 Band Geeks (2001)
|
||||||
"is not a crazed gunman, dad",
|
"is never gonna run around and desert you", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
|
||||||
"is not a pod person from the planet mars",
|
"is not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus
|
||||||
"is not a sense offender",
|
"is not a pod person from the planet mars", // Troll (1986)
|
||||||
|
"is not a sense offender", // Equilibrium (2002)
|
||||||
"is not a significant source of protein",
|
"is not a significant source of protein",
|
||||||
"is not as good as sqlite",
|
"is not as good as sqlite", // https://voussoir.net/writing/sqlite_what_a_hunk
|
||||||
"is not as good as zombocom",
|
"is not as good as zombocom", // https://zombo.com/
|
||||||
"is not concealing any state or military secrets",
|
"is not concealing any state or military secrets",
|
||||||
"is not entirely divinely inspired",
|
"is not entirely divinely inspired",
|
||||||
"is not obfuscated",
|
"is not obfuscated",
|
||||||
"is not questioning your powers of observation",
|
"is not questioning your powers of observation", // V for Vendetta (2005)
|
||||||
"is not sponsored",
|
"is not sponsored",
|
||||||
"is not suitable for 0-3 sad onions",
|
"is not suitable for 0-3 sad onions", // https://youtu.be/JhHOaMXYXU4?t=1m35s
|
||||||
"is not the spawn of satan",
|
"is not the spawn of satan", // Vague reference to Rosemary's Baby (1968)
|
||||||
"is not what is said of that thing",
|
"is not what is said of that thing", // Birdman (2014)
|
||||||
"is obviously biased",
|
"is obviously biased",
|
||||||
"is on the fastest available route",
|
"is on the fastest available route", // Local 58 https://youtu.be/jh09uIN6tl0
|
||||||
"is once again surrounded by a brilliant white light",
|
"is once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
|
||||||
"is only as strong as the weakest link",
|
"is only as strong as the weakest link",
|
||||||
"is over our heads in a million pieces",
|
"is over our heads in a million pieces", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Wonkavision https://youtu.be/pvS3j8VtanM
|
||||||
"is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance",
|
"is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance", // Rockwell Retro Encabulator https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w
|
||||||
"is sick of car dependency",
|
"is sick of car dependency", // https://voussoir.net/writing/not_just_bikes
|
||||||
"is sitting in a room different from the one you are in now",
|
"is sitting in a room different from the one you are in now", // Alvin Lucier, I Am Sitting in a Room https://youtu.be/fAxHlLK3Oyk
|
||||||
"is stimulating my thinker",
|
"is stimulating my thinker", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
|
||||||
"is subject to the frequency illusion",
|
"is subject to the frequency illusion", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion
|
||||||
"is the product of several minutes of hard work",
|
"is the product of several minutes of hard work",
|
||||||
"is wasting your processor cycles",
|
"is wasting your processor cycles",
|
||||||
"is worth a lot of money",
|
"is worth a lot of money",
|
||||||
"it goes it goes it goes it goes",
|
"it goes it goes it goes it goes", // Death Grips, Guillotine (2011) https://youtu.be/s4l7bmTJ7j8
|
||||||
"it is good day to be not dead",
|
"it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I
|
||||||
"it's all right here at your fingertips",
|
"it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg
|
||||||
"it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve",
|
"it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve", // MindofMatthew, I Will Derive https://youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE
|
||||||
"it's the perfect place for an accident",
|
"it's only a model", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
|
||||||
|
"it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY
|
||||||
|
"it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo
|
||||||
"keeps windows update permanently disabled",
|
"keeps windows update permanently disabled",
|
||||||
"keikaku means plan",
|
"keikaku means plan", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-according-to-keikaku
|
||||||
"kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children",
|
"kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", // BBC anchor reads teleprompter https://youtu.be/loWFypHb48k
|
||||||
"klaatu barada nikto",
|
"klaatu barada nikto", // The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
|
||||||
"knows the answer to A858",
|
"knows that the dice are loaded", // Leonard Cohen, Everybody Knows (1988)
|
||||||
"lackluster establishing shot of a significant location",
|
"knows the answer to A858", // /r/Solving_A858/
|
||||||
|
"lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", // Charlie Brooker, How to report the news https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI
|
||||||
"lacks discipline",
|
"lacks discipline",
|
||||||
"learned how to plow by reading books",
|
"learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
|
||||||
"leaves nothing but footsteps",
|
"leaves nothing but footsteps",
|
||||||
"like a crème caramel in an earthquake",
|
"like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050
|
||||||
"like roses and clover",
|
"like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954)
|
||||||
"listen and you'll know",
|
"listen and you'll know", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
|
||||||
"long live the new flesh",
|
"long live the new flesh", // Videodrome (1983)
|
||||||
"looks better in black and white",
|
"looks better in black and white",
|
||||||
"lucky for you i'm a dog lover",
|
"lucky for you i'm a dog lover", // The Misadventures of Skooks https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=1m25s
|
||||||
"makes terrain with the carve tool",
|
"made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY
|
||||||
"marry and reproduce",
|
"makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI
|
||||||
|
"marry and reproduce", // They Live (1988)
|
||||||
"may be a figment of your imagination",
|
"may be a figment of your imagination",
|
||||||
"means you no harm",
|
"means you no harm",
|
||||||
"might look better without this pulsating text",
|
"might look better without this pulsating text",
|
||||||
|
|
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|
||||||
"might overstay its welcome",
|
"might overstay its welcome",
|
||||||
"never pipes curl to bash",
|
"never pipes curl to bash",
|
||||||
"never transcodes lossy to lossy",
|
"never transcodes lossy to lossy",
|
||||||
"no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works",
|
"no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005)
|
||||||
"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf",
|
"no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", // YooGee's undying love for portable consoles https://youtu.be/aBsEo0w4-Hg?t=2m (original kP_EGSOEGAE)
|
||||||
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti",
|
"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
|
||||||
"nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein",
|
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
|
||||||
"obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature",
|
"null",
|
||||||
"one long staircase just going up",
|
"nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA
|
||||||
"only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account",
|
"obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980)
|
||||||
|
"one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
|
||||||
|
"only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account", // DROPOUTOFCOLLEGE.wmv https://youtu.be/UWH5Yz5P76Y
|
||||||
"only barely makes sense",
|
"only barely makes sense",
|
||||||
"oops, my anarchy symbol",
|
"oops, my anarchy symbol", // https://youtu.be/Ry5URU-Py2Q
|
||||||
"open your eyes, nicholas",
|
"open your eyes, nicholas", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
|
||||||
"parle l'anglais plus fort",
|
"pants with stripes and cutaway coat", // Taco, Puttin' on the Ritz (1982)
|
||||||
"party on, dudes",
|
"parle l'anglais plus fort", // Orlando (1992)
|
||||||
"picture you gettin' down in a picture tube",
|
"party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
|
||||||
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles",
|
"pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
|
||||||
"plato, aristotle, socrates? morons",
|
"picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood
|
||||||
|
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999)
|
||||||
|
"plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE
|
||||||
"please exit through the manhole marked EXIT",
|
"please exit through the manhole marked EXIT",
|
||||||
"please hold your questions until the end",
|
"please hold your questions until the end",
|
||||||
"praise be to zardoz",
|
"plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it", // Daft Punk, Technologic (2005)
|
||||||
|
"praise be to zardoz", // Zardoz (1974)
|
||||||
"prefers drm-free software",
|
"prefers drm-free software",
|
||||||
"prefers not to be DDoSed",
|
"prefers not to be DDoSed",
|
||||||
"prefers older movies",
|
"prefers older movies",
|
||||||
"prefers portable zips over installers",
|
"prefers portable zips over installers", // https://voussoir.net/writing/master_of_my_domain
|
||||||
"prefers practical special effects",
|
"prefers practical special effects",
|
||||||
"prefers subs over dubs",
|
"prefers subs over dubs",
|
||||||
"prefers the despecialized editions",
|
"prefers the despecialized editions", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmy%27s_Despecialized_Edition
|
||||||
"prefers the director's cut",
|
"prefers the director's cut",
|
||||||
"prefers to breathe air",
|
"prefers to breathe air",
|
||||||
"prefers to install from f-droid",
|
"prefers to install from f-droid", // f-droid.org
|
||||||
"presses wm1",
|
"presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
|
||||||
"put on these glasses or start eating that trash can",
|
"put on these glasses or start eating that trash can", // They Live (1988)
|
||||||
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy",
|
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
|
||||||
"recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
|
"recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
|
||||||
"remembers a sled on the deathbed",
|
"remembers a sled on the deathbed", // Citizen Kane (1941)
|
||||||
"repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking",
|
"repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
|
||||||
|
"respects the source material",
|
||||||
"ring the 0x07 for concierge service",
|
"ring the 0x07 for concierge service",
|
||||||
"runs away in a straight line",
|
"runs away in a straight line", // Prometheus (2012) et al.
|
||||||
"seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
|
"seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
|
||||||
"selling knives and insurance from door to door",
|
"selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
|
||||||
"sometimes behaves so strangely",
|
"simplified and dumbed down",
|
||||||
|
"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
|
||||||
|
"somewhat new and hardly improved",
|
||||||
"spent way too much time on these splash texts",
|
"spent way too much time on these splash texts",
|
||||||
|
"splashtext'; drop table users;--",
|
||||||
|
"steady watch me navigate", // Gorillaz, Feel Good Inc. (2005)
|
||||||
"still uses rss",
|
"still uses rss",
|
||||||
"structurally unsound yeti tote-bag",
|
"structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf
|
||||||
"take a stress pill and think things over",
|
"take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
|
||||||
"take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s",
|
"take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk
|
||||||
"takes nothing but pictures",
|
"takes nothing but pictures",
|
||||||
"takes the underpass because it's safer",
|
"takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002)
|
||||||
"that's a good wisdom",
|
"that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
|
||||||
"that's a ten",
|
"that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
|
||||||
"the blood brought me this far",
|
"that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc
|
||||||
"the eye is the window of the soul",
|
"the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
|
||||||
|
"the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
|
||||||
"the last website you'll ever need",
|
"the last website you'll ever need",
|
||||||
"the menace must remain phantom",
|
"the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
|
||||||
"the water is extracted for use in rivers",
|
"the moment you've all been waiting for",
|
||||||
"the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm",
|
"the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4
|
||||||
"the word itself makes some men uncomfortable",
|
"the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
|
||||||
"they have ordered you to die, gi",
|
"the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
|
||||||
|
"they have ordered you to die, gi", // Hanoi Hannah https://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo
|
||||||
"think less",
|
"think less",
|
||||||
"this ain't my first rodéo",
|
"this ain't my first rodéo", // AvE, Whitening Old Plastic https://youtu.be/fu0v3yFcVn4
|
||||||
"this is the name that you never will guess",
|
"this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats
|
||||||
"this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it",
|
"this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
|
||||||
"this too shall pass",
|
"this too shall pass",
|
||||||
"thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read",
|
"thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007)
|
||||||
"top ten juiced up coaches; top ten juiced up players",
|
"today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
|
||||||
"treats the gun as a total weapon",
|
"top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0
|
||||||
|
"tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4
|
||||||
|
"treats the gun as a total weapon", //Equilibrium (2002)
|
||||||
"tries to be grammatically correct",
|
"tries to be grammatically correct",
|
||||||
"tries to keep the boom out of frame",
|
"tries to keep the boom out of frame",
|
||||||
"tries very hard to not forget",
|
"tries very hard to not forget",
|
||||||
"truly a feat of last year's engineering",
|
"truly a feat of last year's engineering",
|
||||||
"two black dresses and no black shoes",
|
"two black dresses and no black shoes", // Five or six stores part 2 https://youtu.be/cqIjUXH7mtI
|
||||||
"unless it's a farm",
|
"unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck
|
||||||
"US-DFPAD / 393-H-15A",
|
"US-DFPAD / 393-H-15A", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
|
||||||
"uses git push --force",
|
"uses git push --force",
|
||||||
"very large number of nanoseconds",
|
"very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
|
||||||
"voice-activated and biodegradable",
|
"vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
|
||||||
"was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice",
|
"view the source, luke",
|
||||||
|
"voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
|
||||||
|
"was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982)
|
||||||
"watches for the plot",
|
"watches for the plot",
|
||||||
"we can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound",
|
"we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0
|
||||||
"we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'",
|
"we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954)
|
||||||
"we're not savages, we're english",
|
"we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989)
|
||||||
"what do you burn apart from witches?",
|
"what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
|
||||||
"what was done to me was monstrous...",
|
"what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010)
|
||||||
"what's up with all the sauerkraut?",
|
"what the hell is water?", // David Foster Wallace, This is Water
|
||||||
"why build one when you can have two at twice the price?",
|
"what was done to me was monstrous...", // V for Vendetta (2005)
|
||||||
|
"what's up with all the sauerkraut?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque (1999)
|
||||||
|
"when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous", // Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go Together When We Go
|
||||||
|
"whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013)
|
||||||
|
"why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997)
|
||||||
"will accept your donations",
|
"will accept your donations",
|
||||||
"will create a gooey interface using visual basic",
|
"will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU
|
||||||
"will find your ip with tracer-t",
|
"will find your ip with tracer-t", // NextGenHacker101, How to view someone's IP address https://youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM
|
||||||
"will go to the moon and do the other things",
|
"will go to the moon and do the other things", // John F. Kennedy, 1962
|
||||||
"will never ask you for your password",
|
"will never ask you for your password",
|
||||||
"will never be very popular",
|
"will never be very popular",
|
||||||
"will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak",
|
"will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", // Portal (2007)
|
||||||
"will not help you with your printer",
|
"will not help you with your printer",
|
||||||
"will order you some gâteau aux poivres",
|
"will order you some gâteau aux poivres", // The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)
|
||||||
"withdraws some parts of physical form from consideration",
|
"will ride eternal, shiny and chrome", // Mad Max Fury Road (2015) https://youtu.be/wWq02VnC26s
|
||||||
"without even a last desperate warning",
|
"will self-destruct in thirty seconds",
|
||||||
"won't scan your computer for pictures of children",
|
"with great vengeance and furious anger", // Ezekial 25:17, Pulp Fiction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-K8qi_AoXI
|
||||||
|
"withdraws some parts of physical form from consideration", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
|
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"without even a last desperate warning", // America, The Last Unicorn (1982)
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"won't scan your computer for pictures of children", // https://www.apple.com/child-safety/
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"won't send you spam",
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"won't send you spam",
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"won't steal packages off your doorstep",
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"won't steal packages off your doorstep",
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"works in mergers and acquisitions",
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"works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2001)
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"would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
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"would rather be on the moon",
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"would rather be on the moon",
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"would you prefer a lie or the truth?",
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"would you prefer a lie or the truth?", // V for Vendetta (2005)
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"wouldn't copy that floppy",
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"wouldn't copy that floppy",
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"wouldn't have dropped dr holloway",
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"wouldn't have dropped dr holloway", // Cube (1997)
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"yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes",
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"yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy", // My longest yeah boy ever https://youtu.be/fvtQYsckLxk
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"you can drive all across the united states",
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"yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
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"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one",
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"yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988)
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"you know, for kids",
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"you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI
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"you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read",
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"you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ
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"you need to vibrate higher",
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"you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
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"you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions",
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"you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
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"you're dereferencing a null pointer",
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"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores
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"you've got to press it on you",
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"you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
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"yowza, yowza, yowza",
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"you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg
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"yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum",
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"you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
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"είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»",
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"you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A
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"Я пришёл дать эту песню",
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"you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
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"ギミチョコ!!",
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"you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
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"四院点灯！",
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"yowza, yowza, yowza", // They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
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"萬づ仕舞口が大事と也",
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"yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
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"閉",
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"είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
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"나는 잊지 못해요 잊을 수가 없어요",
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"Я пришёл дать эту песню", // Витас, 7 Элемент / Vitas, 7th Element (2001)
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"물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?",
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"ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014)
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"뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아",
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"四院点灯！", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!"
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"장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어",
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"萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999)
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"閉", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
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"나는 잊지 못해요 잊을 수가 없어요", // 김상희, 참사랑 / Kim Sang-hee, True Love (1971)
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"누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc
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"물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
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"뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
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"이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY
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"장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", // 안예은, 문어의 꿈 / Octopus' Dream (2020) https://youtu.be/dfWx2vGwZu0
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];
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];
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let SPLASH_INDEX = 0;
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let SPLASH_INDEX = 0;
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const SPLASH_INTERVAL = 8000;
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const SPLASH_INTERVAL = 8000;
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@ -852,10 +954,65 @@ function cycle_splash()
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fade_out();
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fade_out();
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}
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}
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function fullscreen_toggle()
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{
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const headline = document.getElementById("headline");
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if (document.fullscreenElement)
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{
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document.exitFullscreen();
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fullscreen_showmouse();
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}
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else
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{
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headline.requestFullscreen();
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fullscreen_showmouse();
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console.log("Let's hide the mouse");
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HIDE_MOUSE_TIMEOUT = setTimeout(fullscreen_hidemouse, 2000);
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}
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}
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let HIDE_MOUSE_TIMEOUT = null;
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function fullscreen_mousehandler()
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{
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fullscreen_showmouse();
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HIDE_MOUSE_TIMEOUT = setTimeout(fullscreen_hidemouse, 2000);
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||||||
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}
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function fullscreen_showmouse()
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{
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document.getElementById("headline").style.cursor = "";
|
||||||
|
document.getElementById("headline_fullscreen_button").classList.remove("hidden");
|
||||||
|
clearTimeout(HIDE_MOUSE_TIMEOUT);
|
||||||
|
}
|
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|
function fullscreen_hidemouse()
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
if (document.fullscreenElement)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
document.getElementById("headline").style.cursor = "none";
|
||||||
|
document.getElementById("headline_fullscreen_button").classList.add("hidden");
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
function fullscreenchange_handler()
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
When the user exits fullscreen via F11 or escape, this will catch it.
|
||||||
|
If they exit by clicking the button it'll be fullscreen_toggle.
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
const button = document.getElementById("headline_fullscreen_button");
|
||||||
|
if (! document.fullscreenElement)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
fullscreen_showmouse();
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
function on_pageload()
|
function on_pageload()
|
||||||
{
|
{
|
||||||
shuffle_splashes();
|
shuffle_splashes();
|
||||||
setTimeout(cycle_splash, SPLASH_INTERVAL);
|
setTimeout(cycle_splash, 0);
|
||||||
|
const headline = document.getElementById("headline");
|
||||||
|
headline.addEventListener("mousemove", fullscreen_mousehandler);
|
||||||
|
document.addEventListener("fullscreenchange", fullscreenchange_handler);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", on_pageload);
|
document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", on_pageload);
|
||||||
</script>
|
</script>
|
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|
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