From a9681cacd72161a223e3f859a01e83cf386688cc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2022 21:59:09 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index e929113..c1de0e0 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -596,6 +596,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org "cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc "could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor + "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs @@ -674,6 +675,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "is available only in english", "is culturally relevant", "is currently not down for maintenance", + "is experiencing unusually high call volumes", "is extremely dangerous to our democracy", // https://youtu.be/ksb3KD6DfSI "is finally available in fullscreen", "is gnot a gnelf", // You've been gnomed https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4 @@ -809,6 +811,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the last website you'll ever need", "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw "the moment you've all been waiting for", + "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4 "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4 "the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4 "the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE @@ -844,10 +847,12 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010) "what the hell is water?", // David Foster Wallace, This is Water "what was done to me was monstrous...", // V for Vendetta (2005) + "what will your first sequence of the day be?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "what's up with all the sauerkraut?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque (1999) "when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous", // Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go Together When We Go "whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013) "why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997) + "wiggle your big toe", // Kill Bill (2003) "will accept your donations", "will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU "will find your ip with tracer-t", // NextGenHacker101, How to view someone's IP address https://youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM