From aafdad88fc0b4228885e02e9f8e7d367cc1b970f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2022 14:42:59 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 20 +++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 3ef7d60..44b012f 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -665,6 +665,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "[yes] [ask me again]", "\"i'm not jazzed at all\" he said angrily", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM "\"that's a reasonable thing to encounter\" he lied to himself", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM + "a bird in the the hand", "a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4 "a book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU "a bubbly, thick, stagnant sound", // Naked Lunch (1991) @@ -721,6 +722,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976) "built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976) "but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001) + "but you already knew that", "by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001) "can be burnt for warmth", "can be measured in kilobytes", @@ -792,6 +794,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "double time on the hi-hat", // Asian guy plays drums on a keyboard https://youtu.be/Ofn2A1p13Sg "double-u double-u double-u dot com", "double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE + "drank the kool-aid", "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005) "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik "en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI @@ -812,7 +815,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8 "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA "gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4 + "go now, you are forgiven", // Dispatch, The General https://youtu.be/EAEKK8xCpBY "gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009) + "good afternoon, good evening, and good night", // The Truman Show (1998) "good movie, bad movie", // Every Frame a Painting, Jackie Chan - How to Do Action Comedy https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ?t=8m16s "gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc) "gravity on mars is point three eight", // Mr. Nobody (2009) @@ -827,6 +832,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "has been approved for no audiences by the mpaa", "has been modified from its original version to fit your screen", "has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty", + "has been widely regarded as a bad move", // The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "has done nothing but teleport bread for three days", // Team Fortress 2, Expiration Date "has never pulled the fire alarm", "has not received any subpoenas", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary @@ -877,6 +883,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "is attuned to the passage of time", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU "is automatic beyond belief", "is available only in english", + "is back by popular demand", "is capable of one-way time travel", "is culturally relevant", "is currently not down for maintenance", @@ -955,6 +962,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "listens to flac", "long live the new flesh", // Videodrome (1983) "look on my works ye mighty and despair", // Ozymandias https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias + "look up", "looks better in black and white", "lucky for you i'm a dog lover", // The Misadventures of Skooks https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=1m25s "made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY @@ -969,6 +977,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "needs to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000) "never pipes curl to bash", "never transcodes lossy to lossy", + "new look, same great taste", "no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY "no cheese, gromit", "no crack for you today, my friend", // Self Defense https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM @@ -979,8 +988,10 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck "null", "nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA + "o ye of little face", "obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980) "occupies an unusual space", + "on the contrary, it is words that are vague", // Perelandra (1943) "one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc "one of our finest remaining urban centers", // Half Life 2, Breencast https://youtu.be/zzQZV05Tt8I "only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account", // DROPOUTOFCOLLEGE.wmv https://youtu.be/UWH5Yz5P76Y @@ -998,7 +1009,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE "pleads not guilty by reason of insanity", "please drink verification can", - "please exit through the manhole marked EXIT", + "please exit through the manhole marked exit", "please hold your questions until the end", "plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it", // Daft Punk, Technologic (2005) "praise be to zardoz", // Zardoz (1974) @@ -1019,6 +1030,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "quoth the raven", "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty", + "regresses to the mean", "remembers a sled on the deathbed", // Citizen Kane (1941) "repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4 "respects the source material", @@ -1055,19 +1067,24 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU "the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987) + "the door is a jar", "the end recontextualizes the means", "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983) "the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s + "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma", // SpongeBob S02E26 The Secret Box (2001) https://youtu.be/1z-pVZiRjac "the last website you'll ever need", "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw "the moment you've all been waiting for", "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE + "the opposite of apposite", "the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4 "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4 "the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4 "the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE + "then i don't need a jacket", // Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0 "there are many like it, but this one is mine", + "they don't think it be like it is, but it do", "they have ordered you to die, gi", // Hanoi Hannah https://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo "think less", "this ain't my first rodéo", // AvE, Whitening Old Plastic https://youtu.be/fu0v3yFcVn4 @@ -1077,6 +1094,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM "this too shall pass", "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007) + "to sleep, perchance to dream", // Hamlet "today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug "top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0 "tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4