From add21f5edb7e3583b874ffceaca5705687a6fd59 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Sun, 13 Nov 2022 12:02:28 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 33 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--- 1 file changed, 30 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index e973dd5..7890473 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -679,7 +679,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "a matrimonial warning not worth ignoring", // Tim Minchin, Storm (2009) https://youtu.be/HhGuXCuDb1U "a negative times a negative equals a positive", // Stand and Deliver (1988) https://youtu.be/2k_jS1zVLWw "a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk + "a playful but mysterious little dish", // American Psycho (2000) "a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko + "a scientific method actor", "a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw "abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s @@ -709,6 +711,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat "arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE "as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE + "asbestos free", + "at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year. "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM "barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986) @@ -717,6 +721,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "be excellent to each other", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) "be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004) "beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA + "big mcthankies from mcspankies", // Jimmy Neutron https://youtu.be/VEAW9PHAZ7s "blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001) "bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI "bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8 @@ -727,6 +732,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001) "but wait, there's more", "but you already knew that", + "buying is easy and doing is hard", "by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001) "can be burnt for warmth", "can be measured in kilobytes", @@ -807,6 +813,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005) "du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik + "embrace, extend, extinguish", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish "en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI "endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/ "endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock @@ -821,6 +828,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993) "for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994) "forget about whatever you may never know", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY + "four shalt thou not count", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) "from the land of spare oom", // The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8 "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA @@ -867,8 +875,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "i don't know, margot", // National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) "i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c + "i identify as thespian", "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985) + "i need to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000) "i reject your reality and substitute my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU + "i should get some girly hobbies instead", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013) https://youtu.be/rKl9yh5QToY "i sing what can't be said", // Cake, Opera Singer https://youtut.be/d0XIYcd1DBI "i spin and i spin and this is what happens", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Armed & Delirious https://youtu.be/loBiZjo186Q?t=4m18s "i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000) @@ -946,8 +957,10 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "is the product of several minutes of hard work", "is wasting your processor cycles", "is worth a lot of money", + "it even has a watermark", // American Psycho (2000) "it goes it goes it goes it goes", // Death Grips, Guillotine (2011) https://youtu.be/s4l7bmTJ7j8 "it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I + "it takes a village", "it's a dicer, grater, peeler, all in one!", // The Truman Show (1998) "it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg "it's been all downhill since the peak", @@ -980,17 +993,18 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "look on my works ye mighty and despair", // Ozymandias https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias "look up", "looks better in black and white", + "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum "lucky for you i'm a dog lover", // The Misadventures of Skooks https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=1m25s "made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY "makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI "making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww "may be a figment of your imagination", "means you no harm", + "merely topographies of ignorance", // Deus Ex: Invisible War https://youtu.be/gSDNJGUkf24?t=1m08s "might look better without this pulsating text", "might not fit on a floppy disk", "might overstay its welcome", "needs only 0.5 a presses", // Pannenkoek2012 - SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5 A Presses https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A - "needs to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000) "never pipes curl to bash", "never transcodes lossy to lossy", "new look, same great taste", @@ -1011,6 +1025,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "on the contrary, it is words that are vague", // Perelandra (1943) "one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc "one of our finest remaining urban centers", // Half Life 2, Breencast https://youtu.be/zzQZV05Tt8I + "one of these days i'm gonna get organizized", // Taxi Driver (1976) "only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account", // DROPOUTOFCOLLEGE.wmv https://youtu.be/UWH5Yz5P76Y "only barely makes sense", "oops, my anarchy symbol", // https://youtu.be/Ry5URU-Py2Q @@ -1019,6 +1034,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "pants with stripes and cutaway coat", // Taco, Puttin' on the Ritz (1982) "parle l'anglais plus fort", // Orlando (1992) "party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) + "passes the bechdel test", "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw "pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem", @@ -1042,6 +1058,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "prefers to breathe air", "prefers to install from f-droid", // f-droid.org "press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc + "press x to doubt", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/la-noire-doubt-press-x-to-doubt "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE "puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991) @@ -1078,6 +1095,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "still uses rss", "straight outta camera", "structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf + "sugar, spice, and everything vice", "take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) "take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk "takes nothing but pictures", @@ -1087,6 +1105,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0 "that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc "that's an ethical line i'm not used to crossing", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM + "the act of seeing with one's own eyes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Act_of_Seeing_with_One%27s_Own_Eyes + "the angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection", "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU "the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987) @@ -1101,6 +1121,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE "the only way to be is to become", "the opposite of apposite", + "the rate of increase of inflation is decreasing", // Richard Nixon 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_derivative#Economic_examples "the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4 "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4 @@ -1135,6 +1156,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI "useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw "uses git push --force", + "veni, vidi, vici", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "view the source, luke", "virtue, vice, and everything nice", @@ -1147,6 +1169,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0 "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954) "we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989) + "well, if you want to get technical", "what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) "what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't", // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM "what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010) @@ -1183,7 +1206,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "won't send you spam", "won't steal packages off your doorstep", "working every muscle group through meditation", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c - "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2001) + "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2000) "would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k "would rather be on the moon", "would you like to know more?", // Starship Troopers (1997) @@ -1232,9 +1255,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc "물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003) "뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005) - "범 내려온다", // 이날치, 범 내려온다 https://youtu.be/SmTRaSg2fTQ + "삘리일리 삐일리일리", // 송창식, 피리 부는 사나이 https://yout.be/D4qpHnFiqu0 + "왕거미 똥구멍에서 거미줄이 나오듯", + "이렇게 마나니 반갑습니다", // 보천보전자악단, 반갑습니다 https://youtu.be/LUnn1syMD0s "이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY + "장림깊은 골로 대한 짐승이 내려온다", // 이날치, 범 내려온다 https://youtu.be/SmTRaSg2fTQ "장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", // 안예은, 문어의 꿈 / Octopus' Dream (2020) https://youtu.be/dfWx2vGwZu0 + "창밖에는 우울한 비가 내리고 있어", // 마로니에, 칵테일 사랑 (1994) https://youtu.be/D-tP16V17QI ]; const SUNGLASSES_SPLASHES = [ "is all out of bubble gum", // They Live (1988)