From ade2c810de8ce04bc7b723d5ef50a73d6b8b27e9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Sun, 3 Apr 2022 02:56:00 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 13 +++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 2bfdbaa..74ecf74 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -648,6 +648,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ "[line for line in lines if line]", "[object object]", + "[yes] [ask me again]", "\"i'm not jazzed at all\" he said angrily", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM "\"that's a reasonable thing to encounter\" he lied to himself", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM "a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4 @@ -678,9 +679,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "and the walls will ooze green slime", // SpongeBob S03E24 Graveyard Shift (2002) "answers to the name bruce", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009) "anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982) + "apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly" "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992) "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007) "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat + "as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM "barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986) @@ -703,6 +706,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "can complain about almost anything", "can i ask you kind of a weird question?", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4 "can point to the usa on a map", + "can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent", "can we have your liver then?", // Monty Python, The Galaxy Song https://youtu.be/JWVshkVF0SY "can't believe you've done this", // I Can't Believe You've Done This https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk "can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", // The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/4TICjEsvC8o @@ -724,6 +728,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed "demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM "design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg + "despite the constant negative press covfefe", "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs "did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk "do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976) @@ -745,6 +750,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while "don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004) "don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009) + "don't forget to like, share, and subscribe", "don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww "don't push, the train is moving forward", // Proud https://youtu.be/CbAat-Zixw4 "don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI @@ -794,6 +800,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8 "i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA + "i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985) "i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000) @@ -808,6 +815,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw "if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989) "if you don't watch yourself, who will?", + "infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing", "is a little overbearing", "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U "is a philosophical statement and would take about ten minutes to read", // Fred Rogers, 1969 https://youtu.be/fKy7ljRr0AA @@ -852,6 +860,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "is only as strong as the weakest link", "is over our heads in a million pieces", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Wonkavision https://youtu.be/pvS3j8VtanM "is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance", // Rockwell Retro Encabulator https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w + "is remarkably piebald; moreso than i've yet seen!", // https://old.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/58k43l "is sick of car dependency", // https://voussoir.net/writing/not_just_bikes "is sitting in a room different from the one you are in now", // Alvin Lucier, I Am Sitting in a Room https://youtu.be/fAxHlLK3Oyk "is stimulating my thinker", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU @@ -953,6 +962,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "simplified and dumbed down", "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006) "somewhat new and hardly improved", + "speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out", // Portal (2007) "spent way too much time on these splash texts", "splashtext'; drop table users;--", "staring intently into the soul of a proximity mine", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50 @@ -1005,6 +1015,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982) "watches for the plot", "we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes + "we need you defending us with the mg42", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Wolfenstein https://youtu.be/P4LaR1C6Xds?t=8m55s "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0 "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954) "we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989) @@ -1052,6 +1063,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores "you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0) + "you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) "you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M @@ -1070,6 +1082,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999) "閉", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003) "간장 간장 맺혀진 간장 오늘날에 다 풀려 놉서", // 추다혜차지스, 리츄얼댄스 https://youtu.be/3SBb0LbvrrY + "계란들 사세요", // 사랑방 손님과 어머니 (1961) https://youtu.be/YAqHyG4uER4&t=3m50s "나는 잊지 못해요 잊을 수가 없어요", // 김상희, 참사랑 / Kim Sang-hee, True Love (1971) "누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc "물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)