From c44e0ef4d2de0ccda3b0751352ded9e52e33a2d7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ethan Dalool <git@voussoir.net>
Date: Mon, 13 Jul 2026 21:26:47 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts.

---
 voussoir.net/index.html | 8 ++++++++
 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+)

diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html
index eccefad..13849e0 100644
--- a/voussoir.net/index.html
+++ b/voussoir.net/index.html
@@ -801,6 +801,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/
     "endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
     "enemies foreign and domestic", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Uniformed_Services_Oath_of_Office
+    "english is the lingua franca",
     "enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
     "enlarged to show detail",
     "ergo propter hoc",
@@ -863,6 +864,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "helps to have a map", // TotalBiscuit, Guise of the Wolf https://youtu.be/ZB8YRafUfCY?t=11m28s
     "her heart's out, we can end this", // Folding Ideas, The Art of Editing and Suicide Squad, https://youtu.be/mDclQowcE9I?t=11m32s
     "here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
+    "hey guys you forgot to invite me",
     "hey, there's a concept that works", // Eminem, Without Me https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
     "hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002)
     "hold your tongue",
@@ -1049,6 +1051,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "might look better without this pulsating text",
     "might not fit on a floppy disk",
     "might overstay its welcome",
+    "mind-controlled and inundated", // Mike Love, Permanent Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU7hZ3smj0g
     "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined", // TheReportOfTheWeek https://youtu.be/5d5NJgO38AE?t=6m00s
     "my tummy's kinda gummy from this yummy bug slurry", // Wizards With Guns https://youtu.be/34VMoXhp4jo
     "necessary but not sufficient",
@@ -1125,6 +1128,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "prefers to install from f-droid", // f-droid.org
     "press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc
     "press x to doubt", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/la-noire-doubt-press-x-to-doubt
+    "press your seams",
     "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
     "professional driver on closed course, do not attempt",
     "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
@@ -1149,6 +1153,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "see you next time, bye", // Applied Science's sign off https://youtu.be/Oj4tRnLKN6U?t=20m03s
     "seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
     "seeks your validation",
+    "seemed like a good idea at the time",
     "seems like a one-ply kind of thought", // Joel Haver, Toilet Paper Bears https://youtu.be/IMKW-ifxikE
     "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
     "sells to willing buyers at current fair market value", // Margin Call (2011)
@@ -1191,6 +1196,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "that's an ethical line i'm not used to crossing", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM
     "the act of seeing with one's own eyes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Act_of_Seeing_with_One%27s_Own_Eyes
     "the angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection",
+    "the answer may surprise you",
     "the back of your head is ridiculous", // Can I Have Your Number https://youtu.be/7eDqIKzmsWs
     "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
     "the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s
@@ -1371,6 +1377,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
     "you're more lost than you realize", // Over the Garden Wall
     "you're not close enough",
+    "you're reading too much into it",
     "you've almost convinced me i'm real", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
     "you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
     "your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
@@ -1381,6 +1388,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
     "Я пришёл дать эту песню", // Витас, 7 Элемент / Vitas, 7th Element (2001)
     "⛧",
+    "※この後、スタッフが美味しくいただきました", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_staff_ate_it_later
     "ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014)
     "可愛い子には旅をさせよ",
     "四院点灯！", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!"