From c75781acf0efe5414f9d6cc8e4db8212ba0be8b8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Sun, 26 Jun 2022 21:57:44 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 39 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 37 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 8a010d4..462a116 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -669,18 +669,23 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw "abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s "activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh! + "all art is abstract if you don't know anything", "all of which are american dreams", // Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk "all that was lost is revealed", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw + "all things pass into the night", // Q. Lazzarus, Goodbye Horses https://youtu.be/syca_kAEKxY "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy", // The Shining (1980) https://youtu.be/jeOevu4zC5o "always lays down plastic first", // Vague reference to 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005) "always locks the front door", "always looks both ways", "always takes the third part last", // Quiz Show (1994) "always waters the dog and feeds the plants", + "an entire warehouse of rose-colored glasses", // Folding Ideas, World of Warcraft Classic https://youtu.be/0RxQRswLAmI?t=24m02s "an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker "and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s + "and nothing but the key so help me codd", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_normal_form#%22Nothing_but_the_key%22 "and the walls will ooze green slime", // SpongeBob S03E24 Graveyard Shift (2002) "answers to the name bruce", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009) + "any similarity to real persons is coincidental", "anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982) "apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly" "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992) @@ -697,11 +702,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA "blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001) "bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI + "bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8 "brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY "buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976) "built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976) "but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001) "by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001) + "can be burnt for warmth", "can be measured in kilobytes", "can be read while underwater", "can be spotted only from a distance", @@ -714,11 +721,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "can't believe you've done this", // I Can't Believe You've Done This https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk "can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", // The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/4TICjEsvC8o "cast vicariously as both victim and villain", // V for Vendetta (2005) https://youtu.be/wKn1R6fekk4 + "castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space", // Gorillaz, Fire Coming out of the Monkey's Head https://youtu.be/LtQHIv2O8x0 "chesthair upholstery and a beard in the glovebox", // Ferd Fteenthousand https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU "chewed up and spit out and booed off stage", // Eminem, Lose Yourself https://youtu.be/_Yhyp-_hX2s "choose life", // Trainspotting (1996) https://youtu.be/Naf_WiEb9Qs "chop wood, carry water", "collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", // Reggie Watts, TED 2012 https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc + "coming across the divide to you", // Orlando (1992) soundtrack, Sally Potter & David Motion, Coming https://youtu.be/i_sL0yOUj4g "conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI "considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf "consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc. @@ -742,6 +751,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007) "do they still shoot tourists in florida?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q "do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976) + "does not have an ulterior motive", "doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy "doesn't always write docstrings", "doesn't get out of bed for less than three peer bonuses", // I just want to serve five terabytes https://youtu.be/3t6L-FlfeaI @@ -781,6 +791,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004) "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993) "for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994) + "forget about whatever you may never know", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY "from the land of spare oom", // The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8 "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA @@ -790,7 +801,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc) "gravity on mars is point three eight", // Mr. Nobody (2009) "great moves. keep it up. proud of you", // Michelle Obama https://youtu.be/7umozGUhYY4 + "green is not a creative color", // Don't Hug Me I'm Scared https://youtu.be/9C_HReR_McQ "guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970) + "ha l'obiettivo di infiammare l'immaginazione", // Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975) "han shot first", // Star Wars (1977) "has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970) "has an attention span of at least half a second", @@ -803,18 +816,22 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "has that combination on my luggage", // Spaceballs (1987) https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k "has tried nothing and is all out of ideas", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/lOTyUfOHgas "have you got anything that affects faces?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q + "heaven-sent lemon-scented medicine", // That Handsome Devil, Viva Discordia https://youtu.be/8pP-0GAldNI "hello below there", // The Signalman (1976) "her heart's out, we can end this", // Folding Ideas, The Art of Editing and Suicide Squad, https://youtu.be/mDclQowcE9I?t=11m32s "here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k "hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002) "holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game) "holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A + "how did you almost know my name?", // Adventure Time S01E18 Dungeon https://youtu.be/W9_iQ1FSnp8 + "humbly remains the best website ever made", "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8 "i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE "i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA "i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985) + "i reject your reality and substitute my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU "i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000) "i thought you said weast", // SpongeBob S01E34 Arrgh! (2000) "i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984) @@ -838,11 +855,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "is an awkward thing to kill", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967) "is attuned to the passage of time", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU "is available only in english", + "is capable of one-way time travel", "is culturally relevant", "is currently not down for maintenance", "is experiencing unusually high call volumes", "is extremely dangerous to our democracy", // https://youtu.be/ksb3KD6DfSI "is finally available in fullscreen", + "is full of nutrients and rhythm", + "is glad to make your acquaintance", "is gnot a gnelf", // You've been gnomed https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4 "is human like the rest of them", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967) "is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors", @@ -853,6 +873,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "is lined up to watch that movie, maid in manhattan", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k "is mayonnaise an instrument?", // SpongeBob S02E27 Band Geeks (2001) "is never gonna run around and desert you", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ + "is ninety percent crap", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law "is not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus "is not a pod person from the planet mars", // Troll (1986) "is not a sense offender", // Equilibrium (2002) @@ -890,6 +911,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s "it's only a model", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) "it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY + "it's what plants crave", "it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo "ka-chow", // Cars (2006) "keeps windows update permanently disabled", @@ -897,6 +919,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", // BBC anchor reads teleprompter https://youtu.be/loWFypHb48k "kick punch block", // Parappa the rappa https://youtu.be/tX0wCyvn3pI "klaatu barada nikto", // The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) + "knows how deep the rabbit hole goes", // The Matrix (1999) "knows that the dice are loaded", // Leonard Cohen, Everybody Knows (1988) "knows the answer to a858", // /r/Solving_A858/ "lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", // Charlie Brooker, How to report the news https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI @@ -920,18 +943,22 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "might look better without this pulsating text", "might not fit on a floppy disk", "might overstay its welcome", + "needs only 0.5 a presses", // Pannenkoek2012 - SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5 A Presses https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A "needs to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000) "never pipes curl to bash", "never transcodes lossy to lossy", - "no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) + "no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY + "no cheese, gromit", "no crack for you today, my friend", // Self Defense https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM "no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", // YooGee's undying love for portable consoles https://youtu.be/aBsEo0w4-Hg?t=2m (original kP_EGSOEGAE) "no soliciting", + "nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck "null", "nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA "obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980) + "occupies an unusual space", "one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc "one of our finest remaining urban centers", // Half Life 2, Breencast https://youtu.be/zzQZV05Tt8I "only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account", // DROPOUTOFCOLLEGE.wmv https://youtu.be/UWH5Yz5P76Y @@ -943,6 +970,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw + "pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/ "pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999) "plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE "pleads not guilty by reason of insanity", @@ -965,15 +993,16 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty", - "rejects your reality and substitutes my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU "remembers a sled on the deathbed", // Citizen Kane (1941) "repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4 "respects the source material", "ring the 0x07 for concierge service", "runs away in a straight line", // Prometheus (2012) et al. "see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU + "see you next time, bye", // Applied Science's sign off https://youtu.be/Oj4tRnLKN6U?t=20m03s "seeks enlightenment and free lodging", "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c + "senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ "seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg "shall compare thee to a summer's day", "simplified and dumbed down", @@ -998,6 +1027,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc "that's an ethical line i'm not used to crossing", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU + "the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987) "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983) "the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s @@ -1005,6 +1035,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw "the moment you've all been waiting for", "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE + "the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4 "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4 "the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4 @@ -1014,6 +1045,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "this ain't my first rodéo", // AvE, Whitening Old Plastic https://youtu.be/fu0v3yFcVn4 "this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats "this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) + "this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM "this too shall pass", "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007) "today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug @@ -1051,11 +1083,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "what will your first sequence of the day be?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "what's up with all the sauerkraut?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque (1999) "when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous", // Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go Together When We Go + "when the devil is too busy and death's a bit too much", // Voltaire, When You're Evil https://youtu.be/tWYCS6k1IOA "whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013) "why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997) "wiggle your big toe", // Kill Bill (2003) "will accept your donations", "will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU + "will eventually be a memory", // Linkin Park, In the End "will find your ip with tracer-t", // NextGenHacker101, How to view someone's IP address https://youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM "will fix it in post", "will go to the moon and do the other things", // John F. Kennedy, 1962 @@ -1063,6 +1097,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "will never be very popular", "will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", // Portal (2007) "will not help you with your printer", + "will not send you push notifications", "will order you some gâteau aux poivres", // The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989) "will ride eternal, shiny and chrome", // Mad Max Fury Road (2015) https://youtu.be/wWq02VnC26s "will self-destruct in thirty seconds",