diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 7d4ae85..dd78831 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -714,6 +714,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007) "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat "arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE + "arson, murder, and jaywalking", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE "as you know, your father, the king...", "asbestos free", @@ -775,6 +776,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM + "deals in absolutes", // Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed "deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s "demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM @@ -885,14 +887,17 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "how long has it been since your last confession?", "how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986) "humbly remains the best website ever made", + "hurry up and wait", "i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul", // Billy Maddison (1995) "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8 "i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE "i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but i bite my thumb, sir", // Romeo and Juilet + "i don't know what happened, man", // The Disappointed Formula One Driver https://youtu.be/ogTnY6688Z0 "i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA "i don't know, margot", // National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) "i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c + "i hope senpai will notice me", "i identify as thespian", "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985) "i need to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000) @@ -918,6 +923,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "if you see something, say something", "in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric "infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing", + "inject the memes into my bloodstream", // Filthy Frank, Meme Machine https://youtu.be/wl-LeTFM8zo "insane in the membrane", // Cypress Hill, Insane in the Brain https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0 "is a little overbearing", "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U @@ -1038,6 +1044,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef "normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI + "normalizes to -19 lufs", "nothin' but .net", "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck "null", @@ -1123,10 +1130,12 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "straight outta camera", "structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf "sugar, spice, and everything vice", + "sun also confirmed for flat", // Moonbase Alpha - *****y Space Skeletons https://youtu.be/SnTludRdZDw "take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) "take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk "takes nothing but pictures", "takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002) + "thank god for mississippi", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi "thank you for practicing emotional distancing", "that explains the trouble that i'm always in", // Alice in Wonderland (1951), see also POGO, The Trouble https://youtu.be/FRSr0GprIIw "that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc @@ -1154,6 +1163,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the rate of increase of inflation is decreasing", // Richard Nixon 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_derivative#Economic_examples "the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4 + "the squeaky wheel gets hammered down", "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4 "the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4 "the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE @@ -1168,6 +1178,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats "this isn't even my final form", "this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) + "this one sparks joy", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Kondo "this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM "this too shall pass", "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007) @@ -1175,6 +1186,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "to write clearly is to think clearly", // well then it's a shame i don't write too clearly "today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug "top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0 + "trademark™", "tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4 "treats the gun as a total weapon", //Equilibrium (2002) "tries to be grammatically correct", @@ -1193,6 +1205,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "view the source, luke", "virtue, vice, and everything nice", "voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE + "voltage given, current drawn", "was inevitable", "was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982) "watches for the plot",