From d48677a6323225a5860b186790e23ab1a40d5c33 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ethan Dalool <git@voussoir.net>
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2022 01:36:16 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts.

---
 voussoir.net/index.html | 10 ++++++++--
 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html
index d9ff4af..4aaca6b 100644
--- a/voussoir.net/index.html
+++ b/voussoir.net/index.html
@@ -575,7 +575,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker
     "and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s
     "answers to the name bruce", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
-    "anyway, i love you",
+    "anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982)
     "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
     "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
     "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
@@ -647,6 +647,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "dormammu, i've come to bargain", // Doctor Strange (2016)
     "doth protest too much, methinks", // Hamlet
     "double time on the hi-hat", // Asian guy plays drums on a keyboard https://youtu.be/Ofn2A1p13Sg
+    "double-u double-u double-u dot com",
     "double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
     "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
     "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
@@ -838,6 +839,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
     "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
     "seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
+    "shall compare thee to a summer's day",
     "simplified and dumbed down",
     "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
     "somewhat new and hardly improved",
@@ -859,6 +861,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "the last website you'll ever need",
     "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
     "the moment you've all been waiting for",
+    "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
     "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4
     "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4
     "the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
@@ -881,7 +884,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "twenty thousand years of this, seven more to go", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
     "two black dresses and no black shoes", // Five or six stores part 2 https://youtu.be/cqIjUXH7mtI
     "unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck
-    "US-DFPAD / 393-H-15A", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
+    "us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
     "uses git push --force",
     "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
     "view the source, luke",
@@ -929,6 +932,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
     "yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988)
     "you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI
+    "you are now aware of your breathing",
     "you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ
     "you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
     "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
@@ -950,6 +954,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "父死、子死、孙死", // Zen parable, the natural order of death.
     "萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999)
     "閉", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
+    "간장 간장 맺혀진 간장 오늘날에 다 풀려 놉서", // 추다혜차지스, 리츄얼댄스 https://youtu.be/3SBb0LbvrrY
     "나는 잊지 못해요 잊을 수가 없어요", // 김상희, 참사랑 / Kim Sang-hee, True Love (1971)
     "누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc
     "물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
@@ -958,6 +963,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY
     "장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", // 안예은, 문어의 꿈 / Octopus' Dream (2020) https://youtu.be/dfWx2vGwZu0
 ];
+SPLASHES.push(`${SPLASHES.length + 1} splash texts? that's a lot!`);
 let SPLASH_INDEX = 0;
 const SPLASH_INTERVAL = 8000;