Add more splash texts.

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@ -646,6 +646,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
// pretty jank nowadays. // pretty jank nowadays.
"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
"1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8
"[citation needed]",
"[line for line in lines if line]", "[line for line in lines if line]",
"[object object]", "[object object]",
"[yes] [ask me again]", "[yes] [ask me again]",
@ -756,6 +758,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI "don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI
"dormammu, i've come to bargain", // Doctor Strange (2016) "dormammu, i've come to bargain", // Doctor Strange (2016)
"doth protest too much, methinks", // Hamlet "doth protest too much, methinks", // Hamlet
"double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon", // https://youtu.be/qiBt_pXbXmQ
"double time on the hi-hat", // Asian guy plays drums on a keyboard https://youtu.be/Ofn2A1p13Sg "double time on the hi-hat", // Asian guy plays drums on a keyboard https://youtu.be/Ofn2A1p13Sg
"double-u double-u double-u dot com", "double-u double-u double-u dot com",
"double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE "double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
@ -777,6 +780,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
"gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4 "gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4
"gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009) "gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009)
"good movie, bad movie", // Every Frame a Painting, Jackie Chan - How to Do Action Comedy https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ?t=8m16s
"gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc) "gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc)
"gravity on mars is point three eight", // Mr. Nobody (2009) "gravity on mars is point three eight", // Mr. Nobody (2009)
"guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970) "guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
@ -815,6 +819,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw "if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
"if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989) "if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989)
"if you don't watch yourself, who will?", "if you don't watch yourself, who will?",
"if you see something, say something",
"infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing", "infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
"is a little overbearing", "is a little overbearing",
"is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
@ -946,6 +951,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"prefers to breathe air", "prefers to breathe air",
"prefers to install from f-droid", // f-droid.org "prefers to install from f-droid", // f-droid.org
"presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
"put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
"recognizes taiwan's sovereignty", "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
"rejects your reality and substitutes my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU "rejects your reality and substitutes my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU
@ -960,8 +966,10 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg "seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
"shall compare thee to a summer's day", "shall compare thee to a summer's day",
"simplified and dumbed down", "simplified and dumbed down",
"somebody ring the dinkster?", // Spy Kids 3-D https://youtu.be/bWE6Z3F-RwI R.I.P Bill Paxton
"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006) "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
"somewhat new and hardly improved", "somewhat new and hardly improved",
"speak and remove all doubt",
"speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out", // Portal (2007) "speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out", // Portal (2007)
"spent way too much time on these splash texts", "spent way too much time on these splash texts",
"splashtext'; drop table users;--", "splashtext'; drop table users;--",
@ -973,6 +981,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk "take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk
"takes nothing but pictures", "takes nothing but pictures",
"takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002) "takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002)
"thank you for practicing emotional distancing",
"that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc "that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
"that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0 "that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
"that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc "that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc