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// Warning: install an adblocker before visiting knowyourmeme cause it's
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// pretty jank nowadays.
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"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
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"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
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"[object object]",
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"a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4
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"a book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
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"a bubbly, thick, stagnant sound", // Naked Lunch (1991)
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"a faintly glimmering radio station", // Cake, Frank Sinatra (1996) https://youtu.be/GVpb4U08ksA
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"a gift shop at the gun range, a mass-shooting at the mall", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
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"a little carbonation and i'll see you next time", // Hot Dr Pepper https://youtu.be/bIRnM6s4GNo
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"a matrimonial warning not worth ignoring", // Tim Minchin, Storm (2009) https://youtu.be/HhGuXCuDb1U
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"a negative times a negative equals a positive", // Stand and Deliver (1988) https://youtu.be/2k_jS1zVLWw
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"a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk
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"a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
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"a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
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"abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
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"activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
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"all of which are american dreams", // Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk
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"contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
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"cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
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"could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
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"could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
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"could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
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"d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
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"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
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"design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg
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"developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
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"did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk
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"do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976)
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"do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976)
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"doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
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"doesn't always write docstrings",
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"doesn't get out of bed for less than three peer bonuses", // I just want to serve five terabytes https://youtu.be/3t6L-FlfeaI
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"doesn't like being in the chokey", // Matilda (1996)
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"doesn't live in the basement",
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"doesn't need a cookie banner",
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"don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
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"don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004)
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"don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009)
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"don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
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"don't push, the train is moving forward", // Proud https://youtu.be/CbAat-Zixw4
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"don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI
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"dormammu, i've come to bargain", // Doctor Strange (2016)
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"doth protest too much, methinks", // Hamlet
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"double time on the hi-hat", // Asian guy plays drums on a keyboard https://youtu.be/Ofn2A1p13Sg
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"double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
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"drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
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"each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
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"en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI
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"endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/
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"endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
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"enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
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"error: low on mayonnaise", // Worst Computer Ever https://youtu.be/HFXsMfcExi4
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"est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992)
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"even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone", // Weird Al Yankovic, Amish Paradise https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
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"evi: 11.1.89 22:30h", // Der siebente Kontinent / The Seventh Continent (1989)
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"fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
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"gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4
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"gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009)
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"gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc)
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"guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
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"han shot first", // Star Wars (1977)
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"has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
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"has been approved for no audiences by the mpaa",
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"has been modified from its original version to fit your screen",
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"has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty",
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"has never pulled the fire alarm",
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"has not received any subpoenas", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary
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"has that combination on my luggage", // Spaceballs (1987) https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k
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"has tried nothing and is all out of ideas", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/lOTyUfOHgas
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"have you got anything that affects faces?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
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"hello below there", // The Signalman (1976)
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"here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
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"hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002)
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"holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game)
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"holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A
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"i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
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"i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
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"i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
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"it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I
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"it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg
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"it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve", // MindofMatthew, I Will Derive https://youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE
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"it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s
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"it's only a model", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
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"it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY
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"it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo
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"leaves nothing but footsteps",
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"like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050
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"like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954)
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"line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g
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"listen and you'll know", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
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"long live the new flesh", // Videodrome (1983)
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"looks better in black and white",
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"lucky for you i'm a dog lover", // The Misadventures of Skooks https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=1m25s
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"made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY
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"makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI
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"making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
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"marry and reproduce", // They Live (1988)
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"may be a figment of your imagination",
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"means you no harm",
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"never pipes curl to bash",
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"never transcodes lossy to lossy",
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"no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005)
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"no crack for you today, my friend", // Self Defense https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM
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"no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", // YooGee's undying love for portable consoles https://youtu.be/aBsEo0w4-Hg?t=2m (original kP_EGSOEGAE)
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"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
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"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
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"respects the source material",
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"ring the 0x07 for concierge service",
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"runs away in a straight line", // Prometheus (2012) et al.
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"see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
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"seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
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"selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
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"seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
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"simplified and dumbed down",
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"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
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"somewhat new and hardly improved",
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"that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
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"that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
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"that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc
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"the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
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"the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
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"the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
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"the last website you'll ever need",
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"tries to keep the boom out of frame",
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"tries very hard to not forget",
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"truly a feat of last year's engineering",
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"twenty thousand years of this, seven more to go", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
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"two black dresses and no black shoes", // Five or six stores part 2 https://youtu.be/cqIjUXH7mtI
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"unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck
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"US-DFPAD / 393-H-15A", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
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"uses git push --force",
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"very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
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"vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
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"view the source, luke",
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"voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
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"won't scan your computer for pictures of children", // https://www.apple.com/child-safety/
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"won't send you spam",
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"won't steal packages off your doorstep",
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"working every muscle group through meditation", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
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"works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2001)
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"would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
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"would rather be on the moon",
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"you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
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"you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
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"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores
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"you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0)
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"you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E
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"you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
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"you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg
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"you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
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"누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc
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"물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
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"뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
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"범 내려온다", // 이날치, 범 내려온다 https://youtu.be/SmTRaSg2fTQ
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"이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY
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"장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", // 안예은, 문어의 꿈 / Octopus' Dream (2020) https://youtu.be/dfWx2vGwZu0
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