Add more splash texts.

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@@ -548,15 +548,19 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     // Warning: install an adblocker before visiting knowyourmeme cause it's
     // pretty jank nowadays.
     "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
+    "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
     "[object object]",
     "a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4
+    "a book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
     "a bubbly, thick, stagnant sound", // Naked Lunch (1991)
     "a faintly glimmering radio station", // Cake, Frank Sinatra (1996) https://youtu.be/GVpb4U08ksA
+    "a gift shop at the gun range, a mass-shooting at the mall", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
     "a little carbonation and i'll see you next time", // Hot Dr Pepper https://youtu.be/bIRnM6s4GNo
     "a matrimonial warning not worth ignoring", // Tim Minchin, Storm (2009) https://youtu.be/HhGuXCuDb1U
     "a negative times a negative equals a positive", // Stand and Deliver (1988) https://youtu.be/2k_jS1zVLWw
     "a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk
     "a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
+    "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
     "abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
     "activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
     "all of which are american dreams", // Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk
@@ -606,9 +610,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
     "cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
     "could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
+    "could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
     "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
     "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
     "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
+    "design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg
     "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
     "did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk
     "do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976)
@@ -618,6 +624,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976)
     "doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
     "doesn't always write docstrings",
+    "doesn't get out of bed for less than three peer bonuses", // I just want to serve five terabytes https://youtu.be/3t6L-FlfeaI
     "doesn't like being in the chokey", // Matilda (1996)
     "doesn't live in the basement",
     "doesn't need a cookie banner",
@@ -629,16 +636,20 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
     "don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004)
     "don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009)
+    "don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
     "don't push, the train is moving forward", // Proud https://youtu.be/CbAat-Zixw4
     "don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI
     "dormammu, i've come to bargain", // Doctor Strange (2016)
     "doth protest too much, methinks", // Hamlet
+    "double time on the hi-hat", // Asian guy plays drums on a keyboard https://youtu.be/Ofn2A1p13Sg
     "double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
     "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
+    "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
     "en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI
     "endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/
     "endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
     "enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
+    "error: low on mayonnaise", // Worst Computer Ever https://youtu.be/HFXsMfcExi4
     "est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992)
     "even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone", // Weird Al Yankovic, Amish Paradise https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
     "evi: 11.1.89 22:30h", // Der siebente Kontinent / The Seventh Continent (1989)
@@ -648,18 +659,23 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
     "gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4
     "gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009)
+    "gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc)
     "guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
     "han shot first", // Star Wars (1977)
     "has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
+    "has been approved for no audiences by the mpaa",
     "has been modified from its original version to fit your screen",
+    "has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty",
     "has never pulled the fire alarm",
     "has not received any subpoenas", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary
     "has that combination on my luggage", // Spaceballs (1987) https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k
+    "has tried nothing and is all out of ideas", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/lOTyUfOHgas
     "have you got anything that affects faces?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
     "hello below there", // The Signalman (1976)
     "here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
     "hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002)
     "holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game)
+    "holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A
     "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
     "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
     "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
@@ -728,6 +744,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I
     "it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg
     "it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve", // MindofMatthew, I Will Derive https://youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE
+    "it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s
     "it's only a model", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
     "it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY
     "it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo
@@ -743,12 +760,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "leaves nothing but footsteps",
     "like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050
     "like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954)
+    "line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g
     "listen and you'll know", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
     "long live the new flesh", // Videodrome (1983)
     "looks better in black and white",
     "lucky for you i'm a dog lover", // The Misadventures of Skooks https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=1m25s
     "made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY
     "makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI
+    "making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
     "marry and reproduce", // They Live (1988)
     "may be a figment of your imagination",
     "means you no harm",
@@ -758,6 +777,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "never pipes curl to bash",
     "never transcodes lossy to lossy",
     "no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005)
+    "no crack for you today, my friend", // Self Defense https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM
     "no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", // YooGee's undying love for portable consoles https://youtu.be/aBsEo0w4-Hg?t=2m (original kP_EGSOEGAE)
     "normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
     "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
@@ -799,8 +819,10 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "respects the source material",
     "ring the 0x07 for concierge service",
     "runs away in a straight line", // Prometheus (2012) et al.
+    "see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
     "seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
     "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
+    "seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
     "simplified and dumbed down",
     "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
     "somewhat new and hardly improved",
@@ -816,6 +838,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
     "that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
     "that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc
+    "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
     "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
     "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
     "the last website you'll ever need",
@@ -840,11 +863,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "tries to keep the boom out of frame",
     "tries very hard to not forget",
     "truly a feat of last year's engineering",
+    "twenty thousand years of this, seven more to go", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
     "two black dresses and no black shoes", // Five or six stores part 2 https://youtu.be/cqIjUXH7mtI
     "unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck
     "US-DFPAD / 393-H-15A", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
     "uses git push --force",
-    "very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
     "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
     "view the source, luke",
     "voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
@@ -880,6 +903,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "won't scan your computer for pictures of children", // https://www.apple.com/child-safety/
     "won't send you spam",
     "won't steal packages off your doorstep",
+    "working every muscle group through meditation", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
     "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2001)
     "would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
     "would rather be on the moon",
@@ -894,6 +918,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
     "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
     "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores 
+    "you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0)
+    "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E
     "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
     "you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg
     "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
@@ -912,6 +938,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc
     "물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
     "뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
+    "범 내려온다", // 이날치, 범 내려온다 https://youtu.be/SmTRaSg2fTQ
     "이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY
     "장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", // 안예은, 문어의 꿈 / Octopus' Dream (2020) https://youtu.be/dfWx2vGwZu0
 ];