From de44e2e8073412221251ebab989a9d07bf151dc7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ethan Dalool Date: Wed, 13 Dec 2023 23:06:58 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Add more splash texts. --- voussoir.net/index.html | 13 +++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+) diff --git a/voussoir.net/index.html b/voussoir.net/index.html index 26c0089..9f80dfb 100644 --- a/voussoir.net/index.html +++ b/voussoir.net/index.html @@ -635,6 +635,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "always waters the dog and feeds the plants", "always winter and never christmas", // C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (1950) "america is not a developed country", + "an elegant weapon for a more civilized age", // Star Wars (1977) "an entire warehouse of rose-colored glasses", // Folding Ideas, World of Warcraft Classic https://youtu.be/0RxQRswLAmI?t=24m02s "an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker "and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is", // The Missle https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ @@ -720,6 +721,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo + "crosses the blood-brain barrier", "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM "deals in absolutes", // Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed @@ -778,6 +780,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/ "endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock "enjoys collecting unspent ordnance", + "ergo propter hoc", "error: low on mayonnaise", // Worst Computer Ever https://youtu.be/HFXsMfcExi4 "est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992) "even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone", // Weird Al Yankovic, Amish Paradise https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg @@ -798,9 +801,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "g a f f c", // https://youtu.be/H4Kgzn3tDQU "gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4 "git push --force", + "go all the way through it to the end", // The Brood (1979) "go now, you are forgiven", // Dispatch, The General https://youtu.be/EAEKK8xCpBY "gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009) "good afternoon, good evening, and good night", // The Truman Show (1998) + "good luck, i'm behind 7 proxies", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-luck-im-behind-7-proxies "good movie, bad movie", // Every Frame a Painting, Jackie Chan - How to Do Action Comedy https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ?t=8m16s "gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc) "gravity on mars is point three eight", // Mr. Nobody (2009) @@ -833,6 +838,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k "hey, there's a concept that works", // Eminem, Without Me https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY "hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002) + "hold your tongue", "holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game) "holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A "hopelessly intricate, involved or perplexing", @@ -863,7 +869,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "i thought you said weast", // SpongeBob S01E34 Arrgh! (2000) "i used to be with it, then they changed what it was", // The Simpsons https://youtu.be/5DlTexEXxLQ "i vitelli dei romani sono belli", + "i wear my black heart on my black sleeve", "i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984) + "i'll know it when i see it", "i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Revenant https://youtu.be/sxESGanJxhM?t=6m25s "i'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug "i'm doing my part", // Starship Troopers (1997) @@ -880,7 +888,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "if you see something, say something", "if you want to view paradise, simply press f12 and view it", "ignorance is bliss", + "imprecise and inaccurate", "impulse 101", // https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Impulse + "in any case, that's all i have for you today", // Lock Picking Lawyer "in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric "infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing", "information wants to be free", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_wants_to_be_free @@ -1012,6 +1022,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY "no cheese, gromit", "no crack for you today, my friend", // Self Defense https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM + "no id, no style, no background, no children", // Android Studio UI linter https://i.imgur.com/cv1aDWn.png "no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", // YooGee's undying love for portable consoles https://youtu.be/aBsEo0w4-Hg?t=2m (original kP_EGSOEGAE) "no soliciting", "no take, only throw", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/no-take-only-throw @@ -1079,6 +1090,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "qu'ils mangent de la brioche", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake "quand il n'y a plus rien à retrancher", "quoth the raven", + "raid is not a backup", "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) "reality must take precedence", // Richard Feynman "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty", @@ -1150,6 +1162,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [ "the museum is the mausoleum is the men's room", // David Foster Wallace, E unibus pluram (1993) "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE "the only way to be is to become", + "the only winning move is not to play", "the opposite of apposite", "the rate of increase of inflation is decreasing", // Richard Nixon 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_derivative#Economic_examples "the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ