Add more splash texts.

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@ -681,11 +681,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk
"a playful but mysterious little dish", // American Psycho (2000)
"a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
"a room within a room, a door behind a door", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
"a scientific method actor",
"a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs
"a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
"abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
"activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
"actually, it's a trilby",
"aim like a drunkard, jump like an idiot", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
"all art is abstract if you don't know anything",
"all of which are american dreams", // Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk
"all that was lost is revealed", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
@ -699,6 +702,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"america is not a developed country",
"an entire warehouse of rose-colored glasses", // Folding Ideas, World of Warcraft Classic https://youtu.be/0RxQRswLAmI?t=24m02s
"an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker
"and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is", // The Missle https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ
"and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s
"and nothing but the key so help me codd", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_normal_form#%22Nothing_but_the_key%22
"and the walls will ooze green slime", // SpongeBob S03E24 Graveyard Shift (2002)
@ -711,6 +715,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
"arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE
"as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE
"as you know, your father, the king...",
"asbestos free",
"at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year.
"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
@ -722,6 +727,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004)
"beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA
"big mcthankies from mcspankies", // Jimmy Neutron https://youtu.be/VEAW9PHAZ7s
"bill fears lindows cause it's slick", // Lindows Rock https://youtu.be/QSdRTOh2jeA
"blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001)
"bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
"bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8
@ -729,6 +735,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
"buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
"built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
"but sometimes",
"but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001)
"but wait, there's more",
"but you already knew that",
@ -754,12 +761,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"chop wood, carry water",
"cloaked in hi-viz camouflage",
"collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", // Reggie Watts, TED 2012 https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc
"comfy and easy to wear",
"coming across the divide to you", // Orlando (1992) soundtrack, Sally Potter & David Motion, Coming https://youtu.be/i_sL0yOUj4g
"conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
"considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf
"consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc.
"content begins below the fold",
"contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
"controls the spice", // Dune (1965)
"cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
"could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
"could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
@ -769,6 +778,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
"deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s
"demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM
"denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_stages_of_grief
"design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg
"despite the constant negative press covfefe",
"developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
@ -782,6 +792,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976)
"does not have an ulterior motive",
"does not wish to create joinder with you", // Man vs P. Barnes https://youtu.be/Ldcx_vswa4o
"does without",
"doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
"doesn't always write docstrings",
"doesn't get out of bed for less than three peer bonuses", // I just want to serve five terabytes https://youtu.be/3t6L-FlfeaI
@ -810,6 +821,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"double-u double-u double-u dot com",
"double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
"drank the kool-aid",
"drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass", // Fresh Prince of Bel Air https://youtu.be/AVbQo3IOC_A
"drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
"du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast
"each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
@ -852,6 +864,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"has been modified from its original version to fit your screen",
"has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty",
"has been widely regarded as a bad move", // The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"has disabled windows update",
"has done nothing but teleport bread for three days", // Team Fortress 2, Expiration Date
"has never pulled the fire alarm",
"has not received any subpoenas", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary
@ -867,10 +880,15 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002)
"holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game)
"holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A
"hopelessly intricate, involved or perplexing",
"how did you almost know my name?", // Adventure Time S01E18 Dungeon https://youtu.be/W9_iQ1FSnp8
"how long has it been since your last confession?",
"how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986)
"humbly remains the best website ever made",
"i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul", // Billy Maddison (1995)
"i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
"i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
"i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but i bite my thumb, sir", // Romeo and Juilet
"i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA
"i don't know, margot", // National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s
@ -900,6 +918,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"if you see something, say something",
"in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric
"infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
"insane in the membrane", // Cypress Hill, Insane in the Brain https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0
"is a little overbearing",
"is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
"is a philosophical statement and would take about ten minutes to read", // Fred Rogers, 1969 https://youtu.be/fKy7ljRr0AA
@ -941,11 +960,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"is not questioning your powers of observation", // V for Vendetta (2005)
"is not sponsored",
"is not suitable for 0-3 sad onions", // https://youtu.be/JhHOaMXYXU4?t=1m35s
"is not suitable for normies",
"is not the spawn of satan", // Vague reference to Rosemary's Baby (1968)
"is not what is said of that thing", // Birdman (2014)
"is obviously biased",
"is on the fastest available route", // Local 58 https://youtu.be/jh09uIN6tl0
"is once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"is only as strong as the weakest link",
"is over our heads in a million pieces", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Wonkavision https://youtu.be/pvS3j8VtanM
"is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance", // Rockwell Retro Encabulator https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w
@ -957,6 +976,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"is the product of several minutes of hard work",
"is wasting your processor cycles",
"is worth a lot of money",
"isms in my opinion are not good", // Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"it even has a watermark", // American Psycho (2000)
"it goes it goes it goes it goes", // Death Grips, Guillotine (2011) https://youtu.be/s4l7bmTJ7j8
"it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I
@ -972,16 +992,17 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"it's what plants crave",
"it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo
"ka-chow", // Cars (2006)
"keeps windows update permanently disabled",
"keikaku means plan", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-according-to-keikaku
"kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", // BBC anchor reads teleprompter https://youtu.be/loWFypHb48k
"kick punch block", // Parappa the rappa https://youtu.be/tX0wCyvn3pI
"klaatu barada nikto", // The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
"knock knock, open up the door, it's real", // DMX, X Gon' Give It To Ya https://youtu.be/fGx6K90TmCI
"knows how deep the rabbit hole goes", // The Matrix (1999)
"knows that the dice are loaded", // Leonard Cohen, Everybody Knows (1988)
"knows the answer to a858", // /r/Solving_A858/
"lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", // Charlie Brooker, How to report the news https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI
"lacks discipline",
"later, creator", // Messiah https://youtu.be/nnHLx3U7NfM
"learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
"leaves nothing but footsteps",
"like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050
@ -1000,6 +1021,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
"may be a figment of your imagination",
"means you no harm",
"memento mori",
"merely topographies of ignorance", // Deus Ex: Invisible War https://youtu.be/gSDNJGUkf24?t=1m08s
"might look better without this pulsating text",
"might not fit on a floppy disk",
@ -1016,6 +1038,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
"none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef
"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
"nothin' but .net",
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
"null",
"nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA
@ -1023,6 +1046,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980)
"occupies an unusual space",
"on the contrary, it is words that are vague", // Perelandra (1943)
"once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
"one of our finest remaining urban centers", // Half Life 2, Breencast https://youtu.be/zzQZV05Tt8I
"one of these days i'm gonna get organizized", // Taxi Driver (1976)
@ -1030,6 +1054,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"only barely makes sense",
"oops, my anarchy symbol", // https://youtu.be/Ry5URU-Py2Q
"open your eyes, nicholas", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"overwhelming, am i not?", // Logan's Run (1976)
"paint is not infrastructure",
"pants with stripes and cutaway coat", // Taco, Puttin' on the Ritz (1982)
"parle l'anglais plus fort", // Orlando (1992)
@ -1067,6 +1092,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
"recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
"regresses to the mean",
"relegated to the past tense", // Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
"remembers a sled on the deathbed", // Citizen Kane (1941)
"repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
"respects the source material",
@ -1093,6 +1119,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"staring intently into the soul of a proximity mine", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50
"steady watch me navigate", // Gorillaz, Feel Good Inc. (2005)
"still uses rss",
"stop it, get some help", // Michael Jordan https://youtu.be/FEmxJoBLKws
"straight outta camera",
"structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf
"sugar, spice, and everything vice",
@ -1101,6 +1128,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"takes nothing but pictures",
"takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002)
"thank you for practicing emotional distancing",
"that explains the trouble that i'm always in", // Alice in Wonderland (1951), see also POGO, The Trouble https://youtu.be/FRSr0GprIIw
"that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
"that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
"that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc
@ -1114,6 +1142,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the end recontextualizes the means",
"the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
"the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s
"the happiest place on earth",
"the ice is melting",
"the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma", // SpongeBob S02E26 The Secret Box (2001) https://youtu.be/1z-pVZiRjac
"the last website you'll ever need",
"the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
@ -1129,8 +1159,10 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"then i don't need a jacket", // Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0
"there are many like it, but this one is mine",
"there are simply too many notes", // Amadeus https://youtu.be/hMWy3EpEo_o
"they don't think it be like it is, but it do",
"they have ordered you to die, gi", // Hanoi Hannah https://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo
"thieving, murdering patriots", // Panic in Year Zero! (1962)
"think less",
"this ain't my first rodéo", // AvE, Whitening Old Plastic https://youtu.be/fu0v3yFcVn4
"this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats
@ -1169,9 +1201,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0
"we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954)
"we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989)
"welcome to earf",
"well, if you want to get technical",
"what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
"what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't", // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM
"what it was meant to be will eventually be a memory", // Linkin Park, In the End
"what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010)
"what the hell is water?", // David Foster Wallace, This is Water
"what was done to me was monstrous...", // V for Vendetta (2005)
@ -1183,6 +1217,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013)
"who is but the form following the function of what", // V for Vendetta (2005)
"why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997)
"why didn't i think of that",
"wiggle your big toe", // Kill Bill (2003)
"will accept your donations",
"will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU
@ -1196,6 +1231,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"will not help you with your printer",
"will not send you push notifications",
"will not think of the children",
"will not watch your vertical videos",
"will order you some gâteau aux poivres", // The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)
"will ride eternal, shiny and chrome", // Mad Max Fury Road (2015) https://youtu.be/wWq02VnC26s
"will self-destruct in thirty seconds",
@ -1207,6 +1243,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"won't steal packages off your doorstep",
"working every muscle group through meditation", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2000)
"works in mysterious ways",
"would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
"would rather be on the moon",
"would you like to know more?", // Starship Troopers (1997)
@ -1214,6 +1251,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"wouldn't copy that floppy",
"wouldn't have dropped dr holloway", // Cube (1997)
"yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy", // My longest yeah boy ever https://youtu.be/fvtQYsckLxk
"yeah, well, i'm an expert in nameology", // The Boondock Saints (1999)
"yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988)
"you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI
@ -1235,7 +1273,10 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk
"you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
"you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A
"you'll thank me in ten years",
"you're an ambulance",
"you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
"you've almost convinced me i'm real", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
"you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
"your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
"your silhouette will charge the view", // Yes, Roundabout https://youtu.be/11WUJVmq0IQ
@ -1255,6 +1296,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc
"물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
"뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
"밥먹었어?",
"삘리일리 삐일리일리", // 송창식, 피리 부는 사나이 https://yout.be/D4qpHnFiqu0
"왕거미 똥구멍에서 거미줄이 나오듯",
"이렇게 마나니 반갑습니다", // 보천보전자악단, 반갑습니다 https://youtu.be/LUnn1syMD0s