Add more splash texts.

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@@ -681,11 +681,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk
     "a playful but mysterious little dish", // American Psycho (2000)
     "a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
+    "a room within a room, a door behind a door", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
     "a scientific method actor",
     "a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs
     "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
     "abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
     "activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
+    "actually, it's a trilby",
+    "aim like a drunkard, jump like an idiot", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
     "all art is abstract if you don't know anything",
     "all of which are american dreams", // Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk
     "all that was lost is revealed", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
@@ -699,6 +702,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "america is not a developed country",
     "an entire warehouse of rose-colored glasses", // Folding Ideas, World of Warcraft Classic https://youtu.be/0RxQRswLAmI?t=24m02s
     "an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker
+    "and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is", // The Missle https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ
     "and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s
     "and nothing but the key so help me codd", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_normal_form#%22Nothing_but_the_key%22
     "and the walls will ooze green slime", // SpongeBob S03E24 Graveyard Shift (2002)
@@ -711,6 +715,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
     "arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE
     "as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE
+    "as you know, your father, the king...",
     "asbestos free",
     "at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year.
     "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
@@ -722,6 +727,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004)
     "beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA
     "big mcthankies from mcspankies", // Jimmy Neutron https://youtu.be/VEAW9PHAZ7s
+    "bill fears lindows cause it's slick", // Lindows Rock https://youtu.be/QSdRTOh2jeA
     "blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001)
     "bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
     "bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8
@@ -729,6 +735,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
     "buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
     "built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
+    "but sometimes",
     "but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001)
     "but wait, there's more",
     "but you already knew that",
@@ -754,12 +761,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "chop wood, carry water",
     "cloaked in hi-viz camouflage",
     "collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", // Reggie Watts, TED 2012 https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc
+    "comfy and easy to wear",
     "coming across the divide to you", // Orlando (1992) soundtrack, Sally Potter & David Motion, Coming https://youtu.be/i_sL0yOUj4g
     "conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
     "considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf
     "consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc.
     "content begins below the fold",
     "contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
+    "controls the spice", // Dune (1965)
     "cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
     "could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
     "could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
@@ -769,6 +778,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
     "deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s
     "demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM
+    "denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_stages_of_grief
     "design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg
     "despite the constant negative press covfefe",
     "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
@@ -782,6 +792,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976)
     "does not have an ulterior motive",
     "does not wish to create joinder with you", // Man vs P. Barnes https://youtu.be/Ldcx_vswa4o
+    "does without",
     "doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
     "doesn't always write docstrings",
     "doesn't get out of bed for less than three peer bonuses", // I just want to serve five terabytes https://youtu.be/3t6L-FlfeaI
@@ -810,6 +821,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "double-u double-u double-u dot com",
     "double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
     "drank the kool-aid",
+    "drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass", // Fresh Prince of Bel Air https://youtu.be/AVbQo3IOC_A
     "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
     "du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast
     "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
@@ -852,6 +864,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "has been modified from its original version to fit your screen",
     "has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty",
     "has been widely regarded as a bad move", // The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
+    "has disabled windows update",
     "has done nothing but teleport bread for three days", // Team Fortress 2, Expiration Date
     "has never pulled the fire alarm",
     "has not received any subpoenas", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary
@@ -867,10 +880,15 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002)
     "holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game)
     "holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A
+    "hopelessly intricate, involved or perplexing",
     "how did you almost know my name?", // Adventure Time S01E18 Dungeon https://youtu.be/W9_iQ1FSnp8
+    "how long has it been since your last confession?",
+    "how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986)
     "humbly remains the best website ever made",
+    "i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul", // Billy Maddison (1995)
     "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
     "i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
+    "i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but i bite my thumb, sir", // Romeo and Juilet
     "i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA
     "i don't know, margot", // National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
     "i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s
@@ -900,6 +918,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "if you see something, say something",
     "in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric
     "infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
+    "insane in the membrane", // Cypress Hill, Insane in the Brain https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0
     "is a little overbearing",
     "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
     "is a philosophical statement and would take about ten minutes to read", // Fred Rogers, 1969 https://youtu.be/fKy7ljRr0AA
@@ -941,11 +960,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "is not questioning your powers of observation", // V for Vendetta (2005)
     "is not sponsored",
     "is not suitable for 0-3 sad onions", // https://youtu.be/JhHOaMXYXU4?t=1m35s
+    "is not suitable for normies",
     "is not the spawn of satan", // Vague reference to Rosemary's Baby (1968)
     "is not what is said of that thing", // Birdman (2014)
     "is obviously biased",
     "is on the fastest available route", // Local 58 https://youtu.be/jh09uIN6tl0
-    "is once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
     "is only as strong as the weakest link",
     "is over our heads in a million pieces", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Wonkavision https://youtu.be/pvS3j8VtanM
     "is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance", // Rockwell Retro Encabulator https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w
@@ -957,6 +976,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "is the product of several minutes of hard work",
     "is wasting your processor cycles",
     "is worth a lot of money",
+    "isms in my opinion are not good", // Ferris Bueller's Day Off
     "it even has a watermark", // American Psycho (2000)
     "it goes it goes it goes it goes", // Death Grips, Guillotine (2011) https://youtu.be/s4l7bmTJ7j8
     "it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I
@@ -972,16 +992,17 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "it's what plants crave",
     "it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo
     "ka-chow", // Cars (2006)
-    "keeps windows update permanently disabled",
     "keikaku means plan", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-according-to-keikaku
     "kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", // BBC anchor reads teleprompter https://youtu.be/loWFypHb48k
     "kick punch block", // Parappa the rappa https://youtu.be/tX0wCyvn3pI
     "klaatu barada nikto", // The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
+    "knock knock, open up the door, it's real", // DMX, X Gon' Give It To Ya https://youtu.be/fGx6K90TmCI
     "knows how deep the rabbit hole goes", // The Matrix (1999)
     "knows that the dice are loaded", // Leonard Cohen, Everybody Knows (1988)
     "knows the answer to a858", // /r/Solving_A858/
     "lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", // Charlie Brooker, How to report the news https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI
     "lacks discipline",
+    "later, creator", // Messiah https://youtu.be/nnHLx3U7NfM
     "learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
     "leaves nothing but footsteps",
     "like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050
@@ -1000,6 +1021,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
     "may be a figment of your imagination",
     "means you no harm",
+    "memento mori",
     "merely topographies of ignorance", // Deus Ex: Invisible War https://youtu.be/gSDNJGUkf24?t=1m08s
     "might look better without this pulsating text",
     "might not fit on a floppy disk",
@@ -1016,6 +1038,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
     "none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef
     "normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
+    "nothin' but .net",
     "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
     "null",
     "nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA
@@ -1023,6 +1046,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980)
     "occupies an unusual space",
     "on the contrary, it is words that are vague", // Perelandra (1943)
+    "once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
     "one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
     "one of our finest remaining urban centers", // Half Life 2, Breencast https://youtu.be/zzQZV05Tt8I
     "one of these days i'm gonna get organizized", // Taxi Driver (1976)
@@ -1030,6 +1054,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "only barely makes sense",
     "oops, my anarchy symbol", // https://youtu.be/Ry5URU-Py2Q
     "open your eyes, nicholas", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
+    "overwhelming, am i not?", // Logan's Run (1976)
     "paint is not infrastructure",
     "pants with stripes and cutaway coat", // Taco, Puttin' on the Ritz (1982)
     "parle l'anglais plus fort", // Orlando (1992)
@@ -1067,6 +1092,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
     "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
     "regresses to the mean",
+    "relegated to the past tense", // Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
     "remembers a sled on the deathbed", // Citizen Kane (1941)
     "repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
     "respects the source material",
@@ -1093,6 +1119,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "staring intently into the soul of a proximity mine", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50
     "steady watch me navigate", // Gorillaz, Feel Good Inc. (2005)
     "still uses rss",
+    "stop it, get some help", // Michael Jordan https://youtu.be/FEmxJoBLKws
     "straight outta camera",
     "structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf
     "sugar, spice, and everything vice",
@@ -1101,6 +1128,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "takes nothing but pictures",
     "takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002)
     "thank you for practicing emotional distancing",
+    "that explains the trouble that i'm always in", // Alice in Wonderland (1951), see also POGO, The Trouble https://youtu.be/FRSr0GprIIw
     "that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
     "that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
     "that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc
@@ -1114,6 +1142,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "the end recontextualizes the means",
     "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
     "the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s
+    "the happiest place on earth",
+    "the ice is melting",
     "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma", // SpongeBob S02E26 The Secret Box (2001) https://youtu.be/1z-pVZiRjac
     "the last website you'll ever need",
     "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
@@ -1129,8 +1159,10 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
     "then i don't need a jacket", // Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0
     "there are many like it, but this one is mine",
+    "there are simply too many notes", // Amadeus https://youtu.be/hMWy3EpEo_o
     "they don't think it be like it is, but it do",
     "they have ordered you to die, gi", // Hanoi Hannah https://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo
+    "thieving, murdering patriots", // Panic in Year Zero! (1962)
     "think less",
     "this ain't my first rodéo", // AvE, Whitening Old Plastic https://youtu.be/fu0v3yFcVn4
     "this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats
@@ -1169,9 +1201,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0
     "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954)
     "we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989)
+    "welcome to earf",
     "well, if you want to get technical",
     "what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
     "what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't", // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM
+    "what it was meant to be will eventually be a memory", // Linkin Park, In the End
     "what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010)
     "what the hell is water?", // David Foster Wallace, This is Water
     "what was done to me was monstrous...", // V for Vendetta (2005)
@@ -1183,6 +1217,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013)
     "who is but the form following the function of what", // V for Vendetta (2005)
     "why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997)
+    "why didn't i think of that",
     "wiggle your big toe", // Kill Bill (2003)
     "will accept your donations",
     "will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU
@@ -1196,6 +1231,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "will not help you with your printer",
     "will not send you push notifications",
     "will not think of the children",
+    "will not watch your vertical videos",
     "will order you some gâteau aux poivres", // The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)
     "will ride eternal, shiny and chrome", // Mad Max Fury Road (2015) https://youtu.be/wWq02VnC26s
     "will self-destruct in thirty seconds",
@@ -1207,6 +1243,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "won't steal packages off your doorstep",
     "working every muscle group through meditation", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
     "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2000)
+    "works in mysterious ways",
     "would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
     "would rather be on the moon",
     "would you like to know more?", // Starship Troopers (1997)
@@ -1214,6 +1251,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "wouldn't copy that floppy",
     "wouldn't have dropped dr holloway", // Cube (1997)
     "yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy", // My longest yeah boy ever https://youtu.be/fvtQYsckLxk
+    "yeah, well, i'm an expert in nameology", // The Boondock Saints (1999)
     "yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
     "yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988)
     "you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI
@@ -1235,7 +1273,10 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk
     "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
     "you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A
+    "you'll thank me in ten years",
+    "you're an ambulance",
     "you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
+    "you've almost convinced me i'm real", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
     "you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
     "your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
     "your silhouette will charge the view", // Yes, Roundabout https://youtu.be/11WUJVmq0IQ
@@ -1255,6 +1296,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc
     "물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
     "뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
+    "밥먹었어?",
     "삘리일리 삐일리일리", // 송창식, 피리 부는 사나이 https://yout.be/D4qpHnFiqu0
     "왕거미 똥구멍에서 거미줄이 나오듯",
     "이렇게 마나니 반갑습니다", // 보천보전자악단, 반갑습니다 https://youtu.be/LUnn1syMD0s