diff --git a/voussoirkit/betterhelp.py b/voussoirkit/betterhelp.py
index 73849e8..7df45a4 100644
--- a/voussoirkit/betterhelp.py
+++ b/voussoirkit/betterhelp.py
@@ -1,7 +1,16 @@
 import argparse
-import functools
+import colorama
+import io
+import os
+import re
+import shlex
+import sys
+import textwrap
 
+from voussoirkit import dotdict
+from voussoirkit import niceprints
 from voussoirkit import pipeable
+from voussoirkit import subproctools
 from voussoirkit import vlogging
 
 log = vlogging.get_logger(__name__)
@@ -33,18 +42,6 @@ HELPTEXT_EPILOGUES = set()
 
 # INTERNALS
 ################################################################################
-def add_previews(docstring, sub_docstrings) -> str:
-    '''
-    Given a primary docstring which contains {command_name} formatting elements,
-    and a dict of sub_docstrings of {command_name: docstring}, insert previews
-    of each command into the primary docstring.
-    '''
-    previews = {
-        sub_name: docstring_preview(sub_text)
-        for (sub_name, sub_text) in sub_docstrings.items()
-    }
-    docstring = docstring.format(**previews)
-    return docstring
 
 def can_use_bare(parser) -> bool:
     '''
@@ -52,15 +49,6 @@ def can_use_bare(parser) -> bool:
     This is used to decide whether running `> myprogram.py` should show the
     helptext or just run normally.
     '''
-    def is_required(action):
-        # I found that positional arguments marked with nargs=* were still being
-        # considered 'required', which is not what I want as far as can_use_bare
-        # goes. I believe option_strings==[] is what indicates this action is
-        # positional. If I'm wrong let's fix it.
-        if action.option_strings == [] and action.nargs == '*':
-            return False
-        return action.required
-
     has_func = bool(parser.get_default('func'))
     has_required_args = any(is_required(action) for action in parser._actions)
     return has_func and not has_required_args
@@ -75,32 +63,39 @@ def can_use_bare_subparsers(subparser_action) -> set:
     )
     return can_bares
 
-def docstring_preview(text) -> str:
-    '''
-    This function assumes that your docstring is formatted with a single blank
-    line separating the command's primary summary and the rest of the text,
-    and will return the summary above the blank.
-
-    >>> cookbacon = """
-    ... cookbacon: Cooks all nearby bacon to a specified temperature.
-    ...
-    ... Usage:
-    ...     > cookbacon 350F
-    ...     > cookbacon 175C
-    ... """
-    >>>
-    >>>
-    >>> docstring_preview(cookbacon)
-    'cookbacon: Cooks all nearby bacon to a specified temperature.'
-    '''
-    text = text.split('\n\n')[0].strip()
-    return text
+def get_program_name():
+    program_name = os.path.basename(sys.argv[0])
+    program_name = re.sub(r'\.pyw?$', '', program_name)
+    return program_name
 
 def get_subparser_action(parser):
     for action in parser._actions:
         if isinstance(action, argparse._SubParsersAction):
             return action
-    raise TypeError('Couldn\'t locate the SubParsersAction.')
+    return None
+
+def get_subparsers(parser):
+    '''
+    Return a dictionary mapping subparser actions to a list of their aliases,
+    i.e. {parser: [names]}
+    '''
+    action = get_subparser_action(parser)
+    if action is None:
+        return {}
+
+    subparsers = {}
+    for (sp_name, sp) in action.choices.items():
+        subparsers.setdefault(sp, []).append(sp_name)
+    return subparsers
+
+def is_required(action):
+    # I found that positional arguments marked with nargs=* were still being
+    # considered 'required', which is not what I want as far as can_use_bare
+    # goes. I believe option_strings==[] is what indicates this action is
+    # positional. If I'm wrong let's fix it.
+    if action.option_strings == [] and action.nargs == '*':
+        return False
+    return action.required
 
 def listget(li, index, fallback=None):
     try:
@@ -108,6 +103,432 @@ def listget(li, index, fallback=None):
     except IndexError:
         return fallback
 
+def listsplit(li, target, count=float('inf')):
+    '''
+    Split a list into multiple lists wherever the target element appears.
+    '''
+    newli = []
+    subli = []
+    for item in li:
+        if item == target and count > 0:
+            newli.append(subli)
+            subli = []
+            count -= 1
+        else:
+            subli.append(item)
+    newli.append(subli)
+    return newli
+
+def make_helptext(
+        parser,
+        all_command_names=None,
+        command_name=None,
+        do_colors=True,
+        do_headline=True,
+        full_subparsers=False,
+        program_name=None,
+    ):
+    # Even though this text is going out on stderr, we only colorize it if
+    # both stdout and stderr are tty because as soon as pipe buffers are
+    # involved, even on stdout, things start to get weird.
+    if do_colors and pipeable.stdout_tty() and pipeable.stderr_tty():
+        colorama.init()
+        color = dotdict.DotDict(
+            positional=colorama.Style.BRIGHT + colorama.Fore.CYAN,
+            named=colorama.Style.BRIGHT + colorama.Fore.GREEN,
+            flag=colorama.Style.BRIGHT + colorama.Fore.MAGENTA,
+            command=colorama.Style.BRIGHT + colorama.Fore.YELLOW,
+            reset=colorama.Style.RESET_ALL,
+            required_asterisk=colorama.Style.BRIGHT + colorama.Fore.RED + '(*)' + colorama.Style.RESET_ALL,
+        )
+    else:
+        color = dotdict.DotDict(
+            positional='',
+            named='',
+            flag='',
+            command='',
+            reset='',
+            required_asterisk=colorama.Style.BRIGHT + colorama.Fore.RED + '(*)' + colorama.Style.RESET_ALL,
+        )
+
+    if program_name is None:
+        program_name = get_program_name()
+
+    if command_name is None:
+        invoke_name = program_name
+    else:
+        invoke_name = f'{program_name} {color.command}{command_name}{color.reset}'
+
+    # If we are currently generating the helptext for a subparser, the caller
+    # can give us the names of all other command names, so that we can colorize
+    # them if this subparser references another one in its text. Otherwise, we
+    # will only gather up subparsers below the given parser object.
+    if all_command_names is None:
+        all_command_names = set()
+
+    # GATHER UP ARGUMENT TYPES
+    # Here we go through the list of actions in the parser and classify them
+    # into a few basic types, which will be rendered and colorized in
+    # different ways.
+
+    all_positional_names = set()
+    all_named_names = set()
+    all_flags_names = set(HELP_ARGS)
+    dest_to_action = {}
+    main_invocation = [invoke_name]
+    positional_actions = []
+    named_actions = []
+    required_named_actions = []
+    optional_named_actions = []
+    flag_types = {argparse._StoreTrueAction, argparse._StoreFalseAction, argparse._StoreConstAction}
+    flag_actions = []
+
+    for action in parser._actions:
+        if type(action) is argparse._HelpAction:
+            continue
+
+        if type(action) is argparse._SubParsersAction:
+            all_command_names.update(action.choices.keys())
+            continue
+
+        if type(action) is argparse._StoreAction:
+            if action.option_strings == []:
+                positional_actions.append(action)
+                all_positional_names.add(action.dest)
+            else:
+                named_actions.append(action)
+                if action.required:
+                    required_named_actions.append(action)
+                else:
+                    optional_named_actions.append(action)
+                all_named_names.update(action.option_strings)
+        elif type(action) in flag_types:
+            flag_actions.append(action)
+            all_flags_names.update(action.option_strings)
+        else:
+            raise TypeError(f'betterhelp doesn\'t know what to do with {action}.')
+        dest_to_action[action.dest] = action
+
+    # COLORIZE ARGUMENT INVOCATIONS
+    # Here we generate invocation strings for each of the arguments. That is,
+    # an argument called `--scales` with type=int and nargs=+ will be shown as
+    # `--scales int [int, ...]`. Each type of argument has different
+    # considerations involving the dest, type, metavar, nargs, etc.
+    # The required arguments will be added to the main_invocation, the optional
+    # arguments will simply wait in the action_invocations dictionary until we
+    # show their full help in an upcoming section.
+
+    def render_nargs(argname, nargs):
+        if nargs is None:
+            return argname
+        elif isinstance(nargs, int):
+            return ' '.join([argname] * nargs)
+        elif nargs == '?':
+            return f'[{argname}]'
+        elif nargs == '*':
+            return f'[{argname}, {argname}, ...]'
+        elif nargs == '+':
+            return f'{argname} [{argname}, ...]'
+        elif nargs == '...':
+            return f'[{argname}, ...]'
+
+    action_invocations = {}
+    for action in positional_actions:
+        if action.type is not None:
+            typename = f'({action.type.__name__})'
+        else:
+            typename = ''
+
+        if action.metavar is not None:
+            argname = action.metavar
+        else:
+            argname = action.dest
+
+        inv = render_nargs(argname, action.nargs)
+        inv = f'{color.positional}{inv}{typename}{color.reset}'
+        action_invocations[action] = [inv]
+        main_invocation.append(inv)
+
+    ##
+
+    for action in named_actions:
+        action_invocations[action] = []
+        for alias in action.option_strings:
+            if action.metavar is not None:
+                argname = action.metavar
+            elif action.type is None:
+                argname = action.dest
+            else:
+                argname = action.type.__name__
+
+            inv = render_nargs(argname, action.nargs)
+            inv = f'{color.named}{alias} {inv}{color.reset}'
+            action_invocations[action].append(inv)
+
+    for action in required_named_actions:
+        main_invocation.append(action_invocations[action][0])
+
+    if optional_named_actions:
+        main_invocation.append(f'{color.named}[options]{color.reset}')
+
+    ##
+
+    for action in flag_actions:
+        action_invocations[action] = []
+        for alias in action.option_strings:
+            inv = f'{color.flag}{alias}{color.reset}'
+            action_invocations[action].append(inv)
+
+    if flag_actions:
+        main_invocation.append(f'{color.flag}[flags]{color.reset}')
+
+    # COLORIZE ARGUMENT NAMES THAT APPEAR IN OTHER TEXTS
+    # Now that we know the names of all the different types of arguments, we
+    # can use them to colorize the program description and the help text of
+    # each individual argument. This makes it really easy to see when one
+    # argument has an influence on another argument.
+    # If you use a positional argument that is a common noun this can be
+    # a bit annoying.
+
+    def colorize_names(text):
+        for command in all_command_names:
+            text = re.sub(rf'((?:^|\s){command}(?:\b))', rf'{color.command}\1{color.reset}', text)
+        for positional in all_positional_names:
+            text = re.sub(rf'((?:^|\s){positional}(?:\b))', rf'{color.positional}\1{color.reset}', text)
+        for named in all_named_names:
+            text = re.sub(rf'((?:^|\s){named}(?:\b))', rf'{color.named}\1{color.reset}', text)
+        for flag in all_flags_names:
+            text = re.sub(rf'((?:^|\s){flag}(?:\b))', rf'{color.flag}\1{color.reset}', text)
+        return text
+
+    # PUTTING TOGETHER PROGRAM DESCRIPTION & ARGUMENT HELPS
+    # This is the portion that actually constructs the majority of the help
+    # text, by combining the program's own help description with the invocation
+    # tips and help texts of each of the arguments.
+
+    program_description = parser.description or ''
+    program_description = textwrap.dedent(program_description).strip()
+    program_description = colorize_names(program_description)
+
+    argument_helps = []
+    for action in (positional_actions + named_actions + flag_actions):
+        inv = '\n'.join(action_invocations[action])
+        arghelp = []
+        if action.help is not None:
+            arghelp.append(textwrap.dedent(action.help).strip())
+        if type(action) is argparse._StoreAction and action.default is not None:
+            arghelp.append(f'Default: {repr(action.default)}')
+        if action.option_strings and action.required:
+            arghelp.append(f'{color.required_asterisk} Required{color.reset}')
+        arghelp = '\n'.join(arghelp)
+
+        arghelp = colorize_names(arghelp)
+
+        arghelp = textwrap.indent(arghelp, '    ')
+        argument_helps.append(f'{inv}\n{arghelp}'.strip())
+
+    if len(main_invocation) > 1 or can_use_bare(parser):
+        main_invocation = ' '.join(main_invocation)
+        main_invocation = f'> {main_invocation}'
+    else:
+        main_invocation = ''
+
+    # SUBPARSER PREVIEWS
+    # If this program has subparsers, we will generate a preview of their name
+    # and description. If full_subparsers is True, we also show their full
+    # invocation and argument helps.
+
+    subparser_previews = []
+    for (sp, aliases) in get_subparsers(parser).items():
+        sp_help = []
+        for alias in aliases:
+            sp_help.append(f'{program_name} {color.command}{alias}{color.reset}')
+        if full_subparsers:
+            desc = make_helptext(
+                sp,
+                command_name=aliases[0],
+                do_headline=False,
+                all_command_names=all_command_names,
+            )
+            desc = textwrap.dedent(desc).strip()
+            desc = textwrap.indent(desc, '    ')
+            sp_help.append(f'{desc}')
+        elif sp.description is not None:
+            first_para = textwrap.dedent(sp.description).split('\n\n')[0].strip()
+            first_para = textwrap.indent(first_para, '    ')
+            sp_help.append(f'{first_para}')
+        sp_help = '\n'.join(sp_help)
+        subparser_previews.append(sp_help)
+
+    if subparser_previews:
+        subparser_previews = '\n\n'.join(subparser_previews)
+        subparser_previews = f'{color.command}Commands{color.reset}\n--------\n\n{subparser_previews}'
+
+    # COLORIZE EXAMPLE INVOCATIONS
+    # Here we take example invocation strings provided by the program itself,
+    # and run them through the argparser to colorize the positional, named,
+    # and flag arguments.
+    # argparse does not expose to us exactly which input strings led to which
+    # members of the outputted namespace, so we have to deduce it based on dest.
+
+    def dear_argparse_please_dont_call_sys_exit_im_trying_to_work_here(message):
+        raise TypeError()
+
+    example_invocations = []
+    for example in getattr(parser, 'examples', []):
+        args = example
+        if isinstance(args, dict):
+            args = args['args']
+        if isinstance(args, str):
+            args = shlex.split(args, posix=os.name != 'nt')
+        example_invocation = [invoke_name]
+        parser.error = dear_argparse_please_dont_call_sys_exit_im_trying_to_work_here
+
+        # more_positional is a list of positional arguments that we will put
+        # after -- in the colorized output. Since the argparse namespace will
+        # not tell us which positional arguments came from before or after
+        # the --, we will have to figure it out ourselves.
+        doubledash_parts = listsplit(args, '--', count=1)
+        if len(doubledash_parts) == 2:
+            more_positional = doubledash_parts[-1]
+        else:
+            more_positional = []
+
+        # more_positional_verify is a list of arguments we expect to be in
+        # more_positional but have not yet seen. This is needed because of the
+        # argparse type parameter which means a value in the namespace might
+        # not match the string that was inputted and we won't recognize it.
+        more_positional_verify = more_positional[:]
+
+        try:
+            parsed_example = parser.parse_args(args)
+        except TypeError:
+            example_invocation.extend(subproctools.quote(arg) for arg in args)
+        else:
+            keyvals = parsed_example.__dict__.copy()
+            keyvals.pop('func', None)
+            positional_args = []
+            for (dest, value) in list(keyvals.items()):
+                action = dest_to_action[dest]
+                if value == action.default:
+                    keyvals.pop(dest)
+                    continue
+                if action not in positional_actions:
+                    continue
+                if action.nargs == '*' and value == []:
+                    keyvals.pop(dest)
+                    continue
+                if isinstance(value, list):
+                    positional_args.extend(value)
+                else:
+                    positional_args.append(value)
+                keyvals.pop(dest)
+
+            positional_args2 = []
+            for arg in reversed(positional_args):
+                try:
+                    more_positional_verify.remove(arg)
+                except ValueError:
+                    positional_args2.append(arg)
+
+            positional_args2.reverse()
+            positional_args = positional_args2
+
+            if positional_args:
+                positional_inv = ' '.join(subproctools.quote(str(arg)) for arg in positional_args)
+                positional_inv = f'{color.positional}{positional_inv}{color.reset}'
+                example_invocation.append(positional_inv)
+            for (dest, value) in list(keyvals.items()):
+                action = dest_to_action[dest]
+                if action in named_actions:
+                    if isinstance(value, list):
+                        value = ' '.join(subproctools.quote(str(arg)) for arg in value)
+                    else:
+                        value = subproctools.quote(str(value))
+                    inv = f'{color.named}{action.option_strings[0]} {value}{color.reset}'
+                elif action in flag_actions:
+                    inv = f'{color.flag}{action.option_strings[0]}{color.reset}'
+                example_invocation.append(inv)
+
+            # While we were looking for more_positional arguments, some of them
+            # may have slipped past us because of their type parameter. That is,
+            # the parsed namespace contains ints or other objects that were not
+            # matched to the strings in more_positional_verify. So, we remove
+            # the remaining more_positional_verify from more_positional, and
+            # those objects will appear in the regular positional area instead
+            # of after the --. This could be problematic if the input string
+            # has a leading hyphen and the type parameter turned it into
+            # something else (a negative number), but I think it's the best
+            # we can do without being able to inspect argparse's decisions.
+
+            # Not using set operations or [x if x not in verify] here because
+            # the positional arguments can be duplicates and the quantity of
+            # removals matters.
+            while more_positional_verify:
+                more_positional.remove(more_positional_verify.pop(0))
+
+            if more_positional:
+                example_invocation.append('--')
+                more_positional = ' '.join(subproctools.quote(str(arg)) for arg in more_positional)
+                more_positional = f'{color.positional}{more_positional}{color.reset}'
+                example_invocation.append(more_positional)
+
+        example_invocation = ' '.join(example_invocation)
+        example_invocation = f'> {example_invocation}'
+        if isinstance(example, dict) and example.get('comment'):
+            comment = example['comment']
+            example_invocation = f'# {comment}\n{example_invocation}'
+
+        if isinstance(example, dict) and example.get('run'):
+            _stdout = sys.stdout
+            _stderr = sys.stderr
+            buffer = io.StringIO()
+            sys.stdout = buffer
+            sys.stderr = buffer
+            try:
+                parsed_example.func(parsed_example)
+                buffer.seek(0)
+                output = buffer.read().strip()
+                buffer.close()
+                example_invocation = f'{example_invocation}\n{output}'
+                sys.stdout = _stdout
+                sys.stderr = _stderr
+            except Exception:
+                sys.stdout = _stdout
+                sys.stderr = _stderr
+                raise
+
+        example_invocations.append(example_invocation)
+
+    example_invocations = '\n\n'.join(example_invocations)
+    if example_invocations:
+        example_invocations = f'Examples:\n{example_invocations}'
+
+    if subparser_previews and not full_subparsers:
+        subparser_epilogue = textwrap.dedent(f'''
+        To see details on each command, run
+        > {program_name} {color.command}<command>{color.reset} {color.flag}--help{color.reset}
+        ''').strip()
+    else:
+        subparser_epilogue = None
+
+    # PUT IT ALL TOGETHER
+
+    parts = [
+        niceprints.equals_header(program_name) if do_headline else None,
+        program_description,
+        main_invocation,
+        '\n\n'.join(argument_helps),
+        subparser_previews,
+        subparser_epilogue,
+        example_invocations,
+    ]
+    parts = [part for part in parts if part]
+    parts = [part.strip() for part in parts]
+    parts = [part for part in parts if part]
+    helptext = '\n\n'.join(parts)
+    return helptext
+
 def print_helptext(text) -> None:
     '''
     Print the given text to stderr, along with any epilogues added by
@@ -115,147 +536,81 @@ def print_helptext(text) -> None:
     '''
     fulltext = []
     fulltext.append(text.strip())
-    fulltext.extend(sorted(epi.strip() for epi in HELPTEXT_EPILOGUES))
-    separator = '\n' + ('-'*80) + '\n'
+    epilogues = {textwrap.dedent(epi).strip() for epi in HELPTEXT_EPILOGUES}
+    fulltext.extend(sorted(epi.strip() for epi in epilogues))
+    separator = '\n' + ('-' * 80) + '\n'
     fulltext = separator.join(fulltext)
     # Ensure one blank line above helptext.
     pipeable.stderr()
     pipeable.stderr(fulltext)
 
-def set_alias_docstrings(sub_docstrings, subparser_action) -> dict:
-    '''
-    When using subparser aliases like the following:
-
-        subp = parser.add_subparser('do_this', aliases=['do-this'])
-
-    The _SubParsersAction will contain a dictionary `choices` of
-    {'do_this': ArgumentParser, 'do-this': ArgumentParser}.
-    This choices dict does not indicate which one was the original name;
-    all aliases are equal. So, we'll identify which names are aliases because
-    their ArgumentParsers will have the same ID in memory. And, as long as one
-    of those aliases is in the provided docstrings, all the other aliases will
-    get that docstring too.
-
-    This function modifies the given sub_docstrings so that all aliases are
-    present as keys.
-    '''
-    sub_docstrings = {name.lower(): docstring for (name, docstring) in sub_docstrings.items()}
-    # aliases is a map of {action object's id(): [list of alias name strings]}.
-    aliases = {}
-    # primary_aliases is {action object's id(): 'name string'}
-    primary_aliases = {}
-
-    for (sp_name, sp) in subparser_action.choices.items():
-        sp_id = id(sp)
-        sp_name = sp_name.lower()
-        aliases.setdefault(sp_id, []).append(sp_name)
-        if sp_name in sub_docstrings:
-            primary_aliases[sp_id] = sp_name
-
-    for (sp_id, sp_aliases) in aliases.items():
-        try:
-            primary_alias = primary_aliases[sp_id]
-        except KeyError:
-            log.warning('There is no docstring for any of %s.', sp_aliases)
-            docstring = ''
-        else:
-            docstring = sub_docstrings[primary_alias]
-
-        for sp_alias in sp_aliases:
-            sub_docstrings[sp_alias] = docstring
-
-    return sub_docstrings
-
-# DECORATORS
+# MAINS
 ################################################################################
-def single_betterhelp(parser, docstring):
-    '''
-    This decorator actually doesn't need the `parser`, but the
-    subparser_betterhelp decorator does, so in the interest of having similar
-    function signatures I'm making it required here too. I figure it's the
-    lesser of two evils. Plus, maybe someday I'll find a need for it and won't
-    have to make any changes to do it.
-    '''
+
+def _go_single(parser, argv, *, args_postprocessor=None):
     can_bare = can_use_bare(parser)
-    def wrapper(main):
-        @functools.wraps(main)
-        def wrapped(argv):
-            if len(argv) == 0 and can_bare:
-                return main(argv)
 
-            if len(argv) == 0:
-                print_helptext(docstring)
-                return 1
+    needs_help = (
+        any(arg.lower() in HELP_ARGS for arg in argv) or
+        len(argv) == 0 and not can_bare
+    )
+    if needs_help:
+        print_helptext(make_helptext(parser))
+        return 1
 
-            if any(arg.lower() in HELP_ARGS for arg in argv):
-                print_helptext(docstring)
-                return 1
+    args = parser.parse_args(argv)
+    if args_postprocessor is not None:
+        args = args_postprocessor(args)
+    return args.func(args)
 
-            return main(argv)
-        return wrapped
-    return wrapper
-
-def subparser_betterhelp(parser, main_docstring, sub_docstrings):
-    subparser_action = get_subparser_action(parser)
-    sub_docstrings = set_alias_docstrings(sub_docstrings, subparser_action)
+def _go_multi(parser, argv, *, args_postprocessor=None):
+    subparsers = get_subparser_action(parser).choices
     can_bare = can_use_bare(parser)
-    can_bares = can_use_bare_subparsers(subparser_action)
 
-    def wrapper(main):
-        @functools.wraps(main)
-        def wrapped(argv):
-            command = listget(argv, 0, '').lower()
-
-            if command == '' and can_bare:
-                return main(argv)
-
-            if command == '':
-                print_helptext(main_docstring)
-                because = 'you did not choose a command'
-                pipeable.stderr(f'\nYou are seeing the default help text because {because}.')
-                return 1
-
-            if command in HELP_COMMANDS:
-                print_helptext(main_docstring)
-                return 1
-
-            if command not in sub_docstrings:
-                print_helptext(main_docstring)
-                because = f'"{command}" was not recognized'
-                pipeable.stderr(f'\nYou are seeing the default help text because {because}.')
-                return 1
-
-            arguments = argv[1:]
-
-            if len(arguments) == 0 and command in can_bares:
-                return main(argv)
-
-            if len(arguments) == 0:
-                print_helptext(sub_docstrings[command])
-                return 1
-
-            if any(arg.lower() in HELP_ARGS for arg in arguments):
-                print_helptext(sub_docstrings[command])
-                return 1
-
-            return main(argv)
-        return wrapped
-    return wrapper
-
-# EASY MAINS
-################################################################################
-def single_main(argv, parser, docstring, args_postprocessor=None):
     def main(argv):
         args = parser.parse_args(argv)
         if args_postprocessor is not None:
             args = args_postprocessor(args)
         return args.func(args)
-    return single_betterhelp(parser, docstring)(main)(argv)
 
-def subparser_main(argv, parser, main_docstring, sub_docstrings, args_postprocessor=None):
-    def main(argv):
-        args = parser.parse_args(argv)
-        if args_postprocessor is not None:
-            args = args_postprocessor(args)
-        return args.func(args)
-    return subparser_betterhelp(parser, main_docstring, sub_docstrings)(main)(argv)
+    all_command_names = set(subparsers.keys())
+    command = listget(argv, 0, '').lower()
+
+    if command == '' and can_bare:
+        return main(argv)
+
+    if command == '':
+        print_helptext(make_helptext(parser, all_command_names=all_command_names))
+        because = 'you did not choose a command'
+        pipeable.stderr(f'\nYou are seeing the default help text because {because}.')
+        return 1
+
+    if command == 'helpall':
+        print_helptext(make_helptext(parser, full_subparsers=True, all_command_names=all_command_names))
+        return 1
+
+    if command in HELP_COMMANDS:
+        print_helptext(make_helptext(parser, all_command_names=all_command_names))
+        return 1
+
+    if command not in subparsers:
+        print_helptext(make_helptext(parser, all_command_names=all_command_names))
+        because = f'"{command}" was not recognized'
+        pipeable.stderr(f'\nYou are seeing the default help text because {because}.')
+        return 1
+
+    subparser = subparsers[command]
+    arguments = argv[1:]
+
+    no_args = len(arguments) == 0 and not can_use_bare(subparser)
+    if no_args or any(arg.lower() in HELP_ARGS for arg in arguments):
+        print_helptext(make_helptext(subparser, command_name=command, all_command_names=all_command_names))
+        return 1
+
+    return main(argv)
+
+def go(parser, argv, *, args_postprocessor=None):
+    if get_subparser_action(parser):
+        return _go_multi(parser, argv, args_postprocessor=args_postprocessor)
+    else:
+        return _go_single(parser, argv, args_postprocessor=args_postprocessor)
diff --git a/voussoirkit/bytestring.py b/voussoirkit/bytestring.py
index 973c3ff..8a2f0a2 100644
--- a/voussoirkit/bytestring.py
+++ b/voussoirkit/bytestring.py
@@ -1,23 +1,8 @@
 '''
-bytestring
-==========
-
 This module provides integer constants for power-of-two byte size units, and
 functions for converting between ints and human-readable strings. E.g.:
 bytestring.bytestring(5000000) -> '4.768 MiB'
 bytestring.parsebytes('8.5gb') -> 9126805504
-
-Commandline usage:
-
-> bytestring number1 [number2 number3...]
-
-number:
-    An integer. Uses pipeable to support !c clipboard, !i stdin, which should
-    be one number per line.
-
-Examples:
-> bytestring 12345 89989
-> some_process | bytestring !i
 '''
 import argparse
 import re
@@ -186,22 +171,40 @@ def parsebytes(string):
     return int(number * multiplier)
 
 def bytestring_argparse(args):
-    numbers = pipeable.input_many(args.numbers)
+    numbers = pipeable.input_many(args.numbers, strip=True, skip_blank=True)
     for number in numbers:
         try:
             number = int(number)
+            pipeable.stdout(bytestring(number))
         except ValueError:
-            pipeable.stderr(f'bytestring: Each number should be an integer, not {number}.')
-            return 1
-        pipeable.stdout(bytestring(number))
+            pipeable.stdout(parsebytes(number))
+    return 0
 
 def main(argv):
-    parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(description=__doc__)
+    parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(
+        description='''
+        Converts integers into byte strings and back again.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.examples = [
+        {'args': '10000', 'run': True},
+        {'args': '123456789', 'run': True},
+        {'args': '999999999999 888888888 890', 'run': True},
+        {'args': ['800 gb'], 'run': True},
+        {'args': ['9.2 kib', '100kb', '42b'], 'run': True},
+    ]
 
-    parser.add_argument('numbers', nargs='+')
+    parser.add_argument(
+        'numbers',
+        nargs='+',
+        help='''
+        Uses pipeable to support !c clipboard, !i stdin, which should be one
+        number per line.
+        ''',
+    )
     parser.set_defaults(func=bytestring_argparse)
 
-    return betterhelp.single_main(argv, parser, __doc__)
+    return betterhelp.go(parser, argv)
 
 if __name__ == '__main__':
     raise SystemExit(main(sys.argv[1:]))
diff --git a/voussoirkit/operatornotify.py b/voussoirkit/operatornotify.py
index fb556e7..d085987 100644
--- a/voussoirkit/operatornotify.py
+++ b/voussoirkit/operatornotify.py
@@ -32,20 +32,9 @@ If your application already uses the logging module, consider these options:
 - wrap your function call in a operatornotify.LogHandlerContext, or
 - add @operatornotify.main_decorator to your main function.
 
-Commandline usage:
-> operatornotify --subject XXX [--body XXX]
-
---subject xxx:
-    A string. Uses pipeable to support !c clipboard, !i stdin.
-    Required.
-
---body xxx:
-    A string. Uses pipeable to support !c clipboard, !i stdin.
-    Optional.
-
 Examples:
 > some_process && operatornotify --subject success || operatornotify --subject fail
-> some_process | operatornotify --subject "Results of some_process" --body !i 2>&1
+> some_process 2>&1 | operatornotify --subject "Results of some_process" --body !i
 '''
 import argparse
 import contextlib
@@ -324,19 +313,29 @@ def parse_argv(argv):
 def operatornotify_argparse(args):
     notify(
         subject=pipeable.input(args.subject, split_lines=False).strip(),
-        body=pipeable.input(args.body, split_lines=False),
+        body=pipeable.input(args.body or '', split_lines=False),
     )
     return 0
 
 @vlogging.main_decorator
 def main(argv):
     parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(description=__doc__)
-
-    parser.add_argument('--subject', required=True)
-    parser.add_argument('--body', default='')
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--subject',
+        required=True,
+        help='''
+        A string. Uses pipeable to support !c clipboard, !i stdin.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--body',
+        help='''
+        A string. Uses pipeable to support !c clipboard, !i stdin.
+        ''',
+    )
     parser.set_defaults(func=operatornotify_argparse)
 
-    return betterhelp.single_main(argv, parser, __doc__)
+    return betterhelp.go(parser, argv)
 
 if __name__ == '__main__':
     raise SystemExit(main(sys.argv[1:]))
diff --git a/voussoirkit/passwordy.py b/voussoirkit/passwordy.py
index 42b310f..c88a3d3 100644
--- a/voussoirkit/passwordy.py
+++ b/voussoirkit/passwordy.py
@@ -1,57 +1,9 @@
 '''
-passwordy
-=========
-
 This module provides functions for generating random strings. All functions use
 cryptographically strong randomness if the operating system supports it, and
 non-cs randomness if it does not.
 
 If os.urandom(1) gives you a byte, your system has cs randomness.
-
-Command line usage:
-
-> passwordy length <flags>
-
-length:
-    Integer number of characters in normal mode.
-    Integer number of words in sentence mode.
-
-# Sentence mode:
---sentence:
-    If this argument is passed, `length` random words are chosen.
-
---separator X:
-    When using sentence mode, the words will be joined with this string.
-
-# Normal mode:
---letters:
-    Include ASCII letters in the password.
-    If none of the other following options are chosen, letters is the default.
-
---digits:
-    Include digits 0-9 in the password.
-
---hex
-    Include 0-9, a-f in the password.
-
---binary
-    Include 0, 1 in the password.
-
---punctuation
-    Include punctuation symbols in the password.
-
-# Both modes:
---upper
-    Convert the entire password to uppercase.
-
---lower
-    Convert the entire password to lowercase.
-
---prefix X:
-    Add a static prefix to the password.
-
---suffix X:
-    Add a static suffix to the password.
 '''
 import argparse
 import math
@@ -61,6 +13,7 @@ import string
 import sys
 
 from voussoirkit import betterhelp
+from voussoirkit import gentools
 from voussoirkit import pipeable
 
 try:
@@ -142,6 +95,11 @@ def passwordy_argparse(args):
     elif args.upper:
         password = password.upper()
 
+    if args.groups_of is not None:
+        chunks = gentools.chunk_generator(password, args.groups_of)
+        chunks = (''.join(chunk) for chunk in chunks)
+        password = args.separator.join(chunks)
+
     prefix = args.prefix or ''
     suffix = args.suffix or ''
     password = f'{prefix}{password}{suffix}'
@@ -150,23 +108,120 @@ def passwordy_argparse(args):
     return 0
 
 def main(argv):
-    parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(description=__doc__)
-
-    parser.add_argument('length', type=int)
-    parser.add_argument('--sentence', action='store_true')
-    parser.add_argument('--separator', default=' ')
-    parser.add_argument('--letters', action='store_true')
-    parser.add_argument('--digits', action='store_true')
-    parser.add_argument('--hex', action='store_true')
-    parser.add_argument('--binary', action='store_true')
-    parser.add_argument('--punctuation', action='store_true')
-    parser.add_argument('--lower', action='store_true')
-    parser.add_argument('--upper', action='store_true')
-    parser.add_argument('--prefix', default=None)
-    parser.add_argument('--suffix', default=None)
+    parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(
+        description='''
+        Generate random passwords using cryptographically strong randomness.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.examples = [
+        {'args': '32 --letters --digits --punctuation', 'run': True},
+        {'args': '48 --hex --upper', 'run': True},
+        {'args': '8 --sentence --separator +', 'run': True},
+        {'args': '16 --digits --groups-of 4 --separator -', 'run': True},
+        {'args': '48 --prefix example.com_ --lower', 'run': True},
+    ]
+    parser.add_argument(
+        'length',
+        type=int,
+        help='''
+        Integer number of characters in normal mode.
+        Integer number of words in sentence mode.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--sentence',
+        action='store_true',
+        help='''
+        If this argument is passed, the password is made of length random words and
+        the other alphabet options are ignored.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--groups_of', '--groups-of',
+        type=int,
+        help='''
+        Split the password up into chunks of this many characters, and join them
+        back together with the --separator.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--separator',
+        type=str,
+        default=' ',
+        help='''
+        In sentence mode, the words will be joined with this string.
+        In normal mode, the --groups-of chunks will be joined with this string.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--letters',
+        action='store_true',
+        help='''
+        Include ASCII letters in the password.
+        If none of the other following options are chosen, letters is the default.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--digits',
+        action='store_true',
+        help='''
+        Include digits 0-9 in the password.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--hex',
+        action='store_true',
+        help='''
+        Include 0-9, a-f in the password.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--binary',
+        action='store_true',
+        help='''
+        Include 0, 1 in the password.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--punctuation',
+        action='store_true',
+        help='''
+        Include punctuation symbols in the password.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--prefix',
+        type=str,
+        default=None,
+        help='''
+        Add a static prefix to the password.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--suffix',
+        type=str,
+        default=None,
+        help='''
+        Add a static suffix to the password.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--lower',
+        action='store_true',
+        help='''
+        Convert the entire password to lowercase.
+        ''',
+    )
+    parser.add_argument(
+        '--upper',
+        action='store_true',
+        help='''
+        Convert the entire password to uppercase.
+        ''',
+    )
     parser.set_defaults(func=passwordy_argparse)
 
-    return betterhelp.single_main(argv, parser, __doc__)
+    return betterhelp.go(parser, argv)
 
 if __name__ == '__main__':
     raise SystemExit(main(sys.argv[1:]))