Add more splash texts.

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@ -656,9 +656,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
// you where I first heard them or what I otherwise associate them with.
// Warning: install an adblocker before visiting knowyourmeme cause it's
// pretty jank nowadays.
"(ↄ) all rights reversed",
"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
"1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8
"50 caution jump into right 2 tightens, don't cut", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacenotes
"[citation needed]",
"[line for line in lines if line]",
"[object object]",
@ -692,6 +694,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"always looks both ways",
"always takes the third part last", // Quiz Show (1994)
"always waters the dog and feeds the plants",
"america is not a developed country",
"an entire warehouse of rose-colored glasses", // Folding Ideas, World of Warcraft Classic https://youtu.be/0RxQRswLAmI?t=24m02s
"an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker
"and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s
@ -742,6 +745,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"chewed up and spit out and booed off stage", // Eminem, Lose Yourself https://youtu.be/_Yhyp-_hX2s
"choose life", // Trainspotting (1996) https://youtu.be/Naf_WiEb9Qs
"chop wood, carry water",
"cloaked in hi-viz camouflage",
"collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", // Reggie Watts, TED 2012 https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc
"coming across the divide to you", // Orlando (1992) soundtrack, Sally Potter & David Motion, Coming https://youtu.be/i_sL0yOUj4g
"conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
@ -756,6 +760,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo
"d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
"deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s
"demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM
"design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg
"despite the constant negative press covfefe",
@ -765,9 +770,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976)
"do i look like i know what a jpeg is?", // King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos
"do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007)
"do or do not. there is no try", // Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
"do they still shoot tourists in florida?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
"do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976)
"does not have an ulterior motive",
"does not wish to create joinder with you", // Man vs P. Barnes https://youtu.be/Ldcx_vswa4o
"doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
"doesn't always write docstrings",
"doesn't get out of bed for less than three peer bonuses", // I just want to serve five terabytes https://youtu.be/3t6L-FlfeaI
@ -782,6 +789,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"doesn't wear cargo shorts",
"don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
"don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004)
"don't call it a comeback", // LL Cool J, Mama Said Knock You Out https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg
"don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009)
"don't forget to like, share, and subscribe",
"don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
@ -796,6 +804,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"double-wrapped, vacuum-packed", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
"drank the kool-aid",
"drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
"du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast
"each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
"en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI
"endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/
@ -814,6 +823,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"from the land of spare oom", // The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
"fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8
"fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
"g a f f c", // https://youtu.be/H4Kgzn3tDQU
"gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4
"go now, you are forgiven", // Dispatch, The General https://youtu.be/EAEKK8xCpBY
"gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009)
@ -858,12 +868,15 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
"i reject your reality and substitute my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU
"i sing what can't be said", // Cake, Opera Singer https://youtut.be/d0XIYcd1DBI
"i spin and i spin and this is what happens", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Armed & Delirious https://youtu.be/loBiZjo186Q?t=4m18s
"i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
"i thought you said weast", // SpongeBob S01E34 Arrgh! (2000)
"i used to be with it, then they changed what it was", // The Simpsons https://youtu.be/5DlTexEXxLQ
"i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984)
"i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Revenant https://youtu.be/sxESGanJxhM?t=6m25s
"i'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
"i'm not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus
"i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo", // Are You That Woman? https://youtu.be/DwgiE5tX1BM
"i'm not even a bus, i'm a tram", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm
"i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats again", // Schmoyoho, Can't hug every cat https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4
@ -903,7 +916,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"is mayonnaise an instrument?", // SpongeBob S02E27 Band Geeks (2001)
"is never gonna run around and desert you", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
"is ninety percent crap", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law
"is not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus
"is not a pod person from the planet mars", // Troll (1986)
"is not a sense offender", // Equilibrium (2002)
"is not a significant source of protein",
@ -935,6 +947,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I
"it's a dicer, grater, peeler, all in one!", // The Truman Show (1998)
"it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg
"it's been all downhill since the peak",
"it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve", // MindofMatthew, I Will Derive https://youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE
"it's in the taking, making, baking, taking, faking", // System of a Down, Revenga https://youtu.be/qOl7m52TQk8
"it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s
@ -1004,6 +1017,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
"pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
"pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem",
"pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999)
"plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE
@ -1026,6 +1040,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc
"presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
"put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
"puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991)
"quand il n'y a plus rien à retrancher",
"quoth the raven",
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
@ -1054,6 +1069,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"staring intently into the soul of a proximity mine", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50
"steady watch me navigate", // Gorillaz, Feel Good Inc. (2005)
"still uses rss",
"straight outta camera",
"structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf
"take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
"take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk
@ -1076,6 +1092,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
"the moment you've all been waiting for",
"the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
"the only way to be is to become",
"the opposite of apposite",
"the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
"the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4
@ -1131,6 +1148,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"what's up with all the sauerkraut?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque (1999)
"when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous", // Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go Together When We Go
"when the devil is too busy and death's a bit too much", // Voltaire, When You're Evil https://youtu.be/tWYCS6k1IOA
"where depression's just status quo", // Little Shop of Horrors, Skid Row https://youtu.be/z0kSBiu1IGk
"whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013)
"who is but the form following the function of what", // V for Vendetta (2005)
"why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997)
@ -1160,6 +1178,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2001)
"would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
"would rather be on the moon",
"would you like to know more?", // Starship Troopers (1997)
"would you prefer a lie or the truth?", // V for Vendetta (2005)
"wouldn't copy that floppy",
"wouldn't have dropped dr holloway", // Cube (1997)
@ -1167,6 +1186,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988)
"you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI
"you are here",
"you are now aware of your breathing",
"you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ
"you can't break those cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
@ -1180,11 +1200,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands
"you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M
"you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg
"you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk
"you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
"you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A
"you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
"you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
"your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
"your silhouette will charge the view", // Yes, Roundabout https://youtu.be/11WUJVmq0IQ
"yowza, yowza, yowza", // They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
"yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
"είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)