Add more splash texts.

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@ -637,6 +637,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"america is not a developed country",
"an elegant weapon for a more civilized age", // Star Wars (1977)
"an entire warehouse of rose-colored glasses", // Folding Ideas, World of Warcraft Classic https://youtu.be/0RxQRswLAmI?t=24m02s
"an even number of sign errors",
"an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker
"and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is", // The Missle https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ
"and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s
@ -684,6 +685,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001)
"but wait, there's more",
"but you already knew that",
"buy high, sell low",
"buy the haystack", // John Bogle
"buying is easy and doing is hard",
"by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001)
"can be burnt for warmth",
@ -721,6 +724,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
"could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
"couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo
"create, read, update, delete", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Create,_read,_update_and_delete
"crosses the blood-brain barrier",
"d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
"deals in absolutes", // Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
@ -758,6 +762,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
"don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004)
"don't call it a comeback", // LL Cool J, Mama Said Knock You Out https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg
"don't dead open inside", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dont-dead-open-inside
"don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009)
"don't forget to like, share, and subscribe",
"don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
@ -777,6 +782,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
"embrace, extend, extinguish", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish
"en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI
"end road work",
"endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/
"endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
"enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
@ -843,6 +849,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A
"hopelessly intricate, involved or perplexing",
"how did you almost know my name?", // Adventure Time S01E18 Dungeon https://youtu.be/W9_iQ1FSnp8
"how infinite in faculty", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_a_piece_of_work_is_a_man
"how long has it been since your last confession?",
"how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986)
"humbly remains the best website ever made",
@ -950,6 +957,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"is sitting in a room different from the one you are in now", // Alvin Lucier, I Am Sitting in a Room https://youtu.be/fAxHlLK3Oyk
"is stimulating my thinker", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
"is subject to the frequency illusion", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion
"is sufficiently transformative", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use
"is the product of several minutes of hard work",
"is wasting your processor cycles",
"is worth a lot of money",
@ -962,6 +970,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"it's a dicer, grater, peeler, all in one!", // The Truman Show (1998)
"it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg
"it's been all downhill since the peak",
"it's complicated",
"it's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve", // MindofMatthew, I Will Derive https://youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE
"it's in the taking, making, baking, taking, faking", // System of a Down, Revenga https://youtu.be/qOl7m52TQk8
"it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s
@ -970,6 +979,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY
"it's what plants crave",
"it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo
"just be yourself... but not like that!",
"ka-chow", // Cars (2006)
"keikaku means plan", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-according-to-keikaku
"kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", // BBC anchor reads teleprompter https://youtu.be/loWFypHb48k
@ -985,6 +995,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"later, creator", // Messiah https://youtu.be/nnHLx3U7NfM
"learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
"leaves nothing but footsteps",
"let me know in the comments",
"let's dispel once and for all with this fiction",
"like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050
"like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954)
"line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g
@ -1144,6 +1156,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"that's an ethical line i'm not used to crossing", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM
"the act of seeing with one's own eyes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Act_of_Seeing_with_One%27s_Own_Eyes
"the angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection",
"the back of your head is ridiculous", // Can I Have Your Number https://youtu.be/7eDqIKzmsWs
"the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
"the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s
"the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
@ -1175,6 +1188,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"then i don't need a jacket", // Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0
"there are many like it, but this one is mine",
"there are simply too many notes", // Amadeus https://youtu.be/hMWy3EpEo_o
"there's a snake in my boot", // Toy Story (1995)
"there's no going back",
"there's nothing in this cave worth dying for",
"they don't think it be like it is, but it do",
@ -1211,6 +1225,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
"used coding and algorithms", // Tech Insider's groundbreaking journalism https://files.voussoir.net/misc/coding%20and%20algorithms.mp4
"useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
"valve, please fix",
"veni, vidi, vici", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici
"vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"view the source, luke",
@ -1222,6 +1237,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"watches for the plot",
"we are sorry that we have a breakdown", // https://youtu.be/a_0xLaSQAQ0
"we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes
"we must do something; this is something; we must do this", // https://dwheeler.com/essays/politicians-syllogism.html
"we need you defending us with the mg42", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Wolfenstein https://youtu.be/P4LaR1C6Xds?t=8m55s
"we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0
"we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954)
@ -1318,6 +1334,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"Я пришёл дать эту песню", // Витас, 7 Элемент / Vitas, 7th Element (2001)
"⛧",
"ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014)
"可愛い子には旅をさせよ",
"四院点灯!", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!"
"父死、子死、孙死", // Zen parable, the natural order of death.
"萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999)