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@ -660,6 +660,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"as you know, your father, the king...", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow
"asbestos free",
"at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year.
"at the tone, the time will be...",
"automatic caution door",
"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
"banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
@ -673,6 +674,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"become a square shape, clood", // https://youut.be/KNYo69XiDfA
"big mcthankies from mcspankies", // Jimmy Neutron https://youtu.be/VEAW9PHAZ7s
"bill fears lindows cause it's slick", // Lindows Rock https://youtu.be/QSdRTOh2jeA
"black is traditional", // Coraline (2009)
"blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001)
"bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
"border: 24k solid gold;",
@ -746,7 +748,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"didn't even get a lousy copy of their home game", // Weird Al Yankovic, I Lost on Jeopardy https://youtu.be/BvUZijEuNDQ
"do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976)
"do i look like i know what a jpeg is?", // King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos
"do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007)
"do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007) https://youtu.be/FULpplzOy8U
"do or do not. there is no try", // Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
"do they still shoot tourists in florida?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
"do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976)
@ -792,11 +794,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"end road work",
"endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/
"endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
"enemies foreign and domestic", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Uniformed_Services_Oath_of_Office
"enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
"ergo propter hoc",
"error: low on mayonnaise", // Worst Computer Ever https://youtu.be/HFXsMfcExi4
"est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992)
"even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone", // Weird Al Yankovic, Amish Paradise https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
"everywhere is war", // Bob Marley, War https://youtu.be/loFDn94oZJ0
"evi: 11.1.89 22:30h", // Der siebente Kontinent / The Seventh Continent (1989)
"exists in three dimensions",
"exists just below the surface",
@ -861,6 +865,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"how did you almost know my name?", // Adventure Time S01E18 Dungeon https://youtu.be/W9_iQ1FSnp8
"how infinite in faculty", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_a_piece_of_work_is_a_man
"how long has it been since your last confession?",
"how much time do you want for your progress?", // James Baldwin https://youtu.be/OCUlE5ldPvM
"how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986)
"humbly remains the best website ever made",
"hurry up and wait",
@ -986,6 +991,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"it's in the taking, making, baking, taking, faking", // System of a Down, Revenga https://youtu.be/qOl7m52TQk8
"it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s
"it's not crack or nothing, but it's still really bad", // Vertical Video Syndrome https://vimeo.com/313458699
"it's not that simple",
"it's only a model", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
"it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY
"it's what plants crave",
@ -1096,6 +1102,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"please hold your questions until the end",
"plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it", // Daft Punk, Technologic (2005)
"pokemon go to the polls",
"poppy game insult to our war dead", // https://youtu.be/LPnOVK1766E
"post no bills",
"praise be to zardoz", // Zardoz (1974)
"prefers drm-free software",
@ -1121,6 +1128,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
"reality must take precedence", // Richard Feynman
"recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
"recommended by 1/10 dentists",
"reduce > reuse > recycle",
"regresses to the mean",
"relegated to the past tense", // Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
@ -1225,6 +1233,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"this too shall pass",
"thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007)
"through no fault of your own",
"ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i", // Missy Elliott - Work It
"to sleep, perchance to dream", // Hamlet
"to write clearly is to think clearly", // well then it's a shame i don't write too clearly
"today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
@ -1262,6 +1271,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954)
"we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989)
"welcome to earf",
"well lemme bring it back to the subject", // Salt-N-Pepa, Shoop https://youtu.be/4vaN01VLYSQ
"well, if you want to get technical",
"what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
"what doth life", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xavier:_Renegade_Angel
@ -1332,6 +1342,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you have arrived",
"you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket
"you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E
"you know this boogie is for real", // Jamiroquai, Canned Heat
"you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
"you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands
"you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M
@ -1340,6 +1351,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk
"you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
"you really think people are gonna give you your mail?", // Accursed Farms videochat February 2023 https://youtu.be/5HZwr1V3y4A?t=2h18m15s
"you wouldn't get this from any other guy", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
"you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A
"you'll thank me in ten years",
"you're an ambulance",
@ -1359,8 +1371,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014)
"可愛い子には旅をさせよ",
"四院点灯！", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!"
"大事の思案は輕く。 小事の思案は重くすべし。", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716), see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999)
"父死、子死、孙死", // Zen parable, the natural order of death.
"萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999)
"萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716), see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999)
"閉", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
"ꙮ",
"간장 간장 맺혀진 간장 오늘날에 다 풀려 놉서", // 추다혜차지스, 리츄얼댄스 https://youtu.be/3SBb0LbvrrY