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@ -614,7 +614,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"a playful but mysterious little dish", // American Psycho (2000)
"a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
"a room within a room, a door behind a door", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
"a scientific method actor",
"a scientific method actor", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_method + https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Method_acting
"a sharp image of a fuzzy concept", // Ansel Adams
"a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs
"a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
@ -660,6 +660,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"as you know, your father, the king...", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow
"asbestos free",
"at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year.
"automatic caution door",
"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
"banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
"barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986)
@ -669,6 +670,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004)
"beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA
"beats to stim to",
"become a square shape, clood", // https://youut.be/KNYo69XiDfA
"big mcthankies from mcspankies", // Jimmy Neutron https://youtu.be/VEAW9PHAZ7s
"bill fears lindows cause it's slick", // Lindows Rock https://youtu.be/QSdRTOh2jeA
"blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001)
@ -686,6 +688,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"but wait, there's more",
"but you already knew that",
"buy high, sell low",
"buy once, cry once",
"buy the haystack", // John Bogle
"buying is easy and doing is hard",
"by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001)
@ -780,6 +783,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
"du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast
"each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
"ecco qui papa el mio belvedere", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Papal_Belvedere.jpg
"embrace, extend, extinguish", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish
"en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI
"end road work",
@ -909,6 +913,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"is all bark and no bite",
"is allegedly waiting in dark space", // Mass Effect, Ah Yes, Reapers https://youtu.be/Z7Oc-pstqpc
"is always faster than reloading", // Call of Duty, "Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading"
"is always in the last place you look",
"is an awkward thing to kill", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
"is attuned to the passage of time", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
"is automatic beyond belief",
@ -1006,6 +1011,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"look on my works ye mighty and despair", // Ozymandias https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias
"look up",
"looks better in black and white",
"looks the part",
"lorem ipsum dolor sit amet", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
"love while you still can", // Joel Haver, Curiosity Killed The George https://youtu.be/UulEsFPhIjY
"love with your heart, use your head for everything else", // Captain Disillusion
@ -1083,6 +1089,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"please hold your questions until the end",
"plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it", // Daft Punk, Technologic (2005)
"pokemon go to the polls",
"post no bills",
"praise be to zardoz", // Zardoz (1974)
"prefers drm-free software",
"prefers not to be DDoSed",
@ -1097,6 +1104,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc
"press x to doubt", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/la-noire-doubt-press-x-to-doubt
"presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
"professional driver on closed course, do not attempt",
"put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
"puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991)
"qu'ils mangent de la brioche", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake
@ -1130,6 +1138,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
"somewhat new and hardly improved",
"speak and remove all doubt",
"speaks for itself",
"speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out", // Portal (2007)
"spent way too much time on these splash texts",
"splashtext'; drop table users;--",
@ -1245,6 +1254,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"welcome to earf",
"well, if you want to get technical",
"what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
"what doth life", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xavier:_Renegade_Angel
"what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't", // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM
"what it was meant to be will eventually be a memory", // Linkin Park, In the End
"what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010)
@ -1270,6 +1280,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"will never ask you for your password",
"will never be very popular",
"will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", // Portal (2007)
"will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no_one_rid_me_of_this_turbulent_priest%3F
"will not help you with your printer",
"will not send you push notifications",
"will not think of the children",
@ -1303,6 +1314,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you can actually see nothing as long as it's next to something", // The Action Lab https://youtu.be/DAQB9RQP6pE&t=2m57s
"you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ
"you can't break those cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
"you can't take it with you",
"you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
"you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
@ -1323,6 +1335,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you're an ambulance",
"you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
"you're more lost than you realize", // Over the Garden Wall
"you're not close enough",
"you've almost convinced me i'm real", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
"you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
"your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E