Add more splash texts.

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@ -659,6 +659,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
"1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8
"200 ok",
"50 caution jump into right 2 tightens, don't cut", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacenotes
"[citation needed]",
"[line for line in lines if line]",
@ -780,6 +781,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"doesn't like being in the chokey", // Matilda (1996)
"doesn't live in the basement",
"doesn't need a cookie banner",
"none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef
"doesn't really wanna do the work today", // Firebringer (2016) https://youtu.be/B2EI65ZEqYQ
"doesn't smoke beer", // LA Turtle, hops https://youtu.be/_AT64AaB0aA
"doesn't start the story with sirens blaring", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
@ -881,9 +883,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats again", // Schmoyoho, Can't hug every cat https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4
"i.e. e.g., etc. et al.",
"if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
"if my heart was still beating it would beat for you", // Your Favorite Martian, Zombie Love Song https://youtu.be/YCVMuevcCvY
"if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989)
"if you don't watch yourself, who will?",
"if you see something, say something",
"in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric
"infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
"is a little overbearing",
"is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
@ -967,6 +971,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"lacks discipline",
"learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
"leaves nothing but footsteps",
"but wait, there's more",
"like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050
"like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954)
"line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g
@ -1053,10 +1058,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
"see you next time, bye", // Applied Science's sign off https://youtu.be/Oj4tRnLKN6U?t=20m03s
"seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
"seeks your validation",
"seems like a one-ply kind of thought", // Joel Haver, Toilet Paper Bears https://youtu.be/IMKW-ifxikE
"selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ
"seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
"shall compare thee to a summer's day",
"should have sent a poet", // Contact (1997)
"simplified and dumbed down",
"somebody ring the dinkster?", // Spy Kids 3-D https://youtu.be/bWE6Z3F-RwI R.I.P Bill Paxton
"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
@ -1111,6 +1119,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"this too shall pass",
"thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007)
"to sleep, perchance to dream", // Hamlet
"to write clearly is to think clearly", // well then it's a shame i don't write too clearly
"today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
"top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0
"tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4
@ -1193,6 +1202,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores
"you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0)
"you have arrived",
"you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket
"you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E
"you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)