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@ -659,6 +659,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
"1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8 "1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8
"200 ok",
"50 caution jump into right 2 tightens, don't cut", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacenotes "50 caution jump into right 2 tightens, don't cut", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacenotes
"[citation needed]", "[citation needed]",
"[line for line in lines if line]", "[line for line in lines if line]",
@ -780,6 +781,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"doesn't like being in the chokey", // Matilda (1996) "doesn't like being in the chokey", // Matilda (1996)
"doesn't live in the basement", "doesn't live in the basement",
"doesn't need a cookie banner", "doesn't need a cookie banner",
"none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef
"doesn't really wanna do the work today", // Firebringer (2016) https://youtu.be/B2EI65ZEqYQ "doesn't really wanna do the work today", // Firebringer (2016) https://youtu.be/B2EI65ZEqYQ
"doesn't smoke beer", // LA Turtle, hops https://youtu.be/_AT64AaB0aA "doesn't smoke beer", // LA Turtle, hops https://youtu.be/_AT64AaB0aA
"doesn't start the story with sirens blaring", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4 "doesn't start the story with sirens blaring", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
@ -881,9 +883,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats again", // Schmoyoho, Can't hug every cat https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4 "i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats again", // Schmoyoho, Can't hug every cat https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4
"i.e. e.g., etc. et al.", "i.e. e.g., etc. et al.",
"if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw "if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
"if my heart was still beating it would beat for you", // Your Favorite Martian, Zombie Love Song https://youtu.be/YCVMuevcCvY
"if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989) "if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989)
"if you don't watch yourself, who will?", "if you don't watch yourself, who will?",
"if you see something, say something", "if you see something, say something",
"in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric
"infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing", "infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
"is a little overbearing", "is a little overbearing",
"is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
@ -967,6 +971,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"lacks discipline", "lacks discipline",
"learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988) "learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
"leaves nothing but footsteps", "leaves nothing but footsteps",
"but wait, there's more",
"like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050 "like a crème caramel in an earthquake", // Crème Caramel https://vimeo.com/97232050
"like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954) "like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954)
"line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g "line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g
@ -1053,10 +1058,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU "see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
"see you next time, bye", // Applied Science's sign off https://youtu.be/Oj4tRnLKN6U?t=20m03s "see you next time, bye", // Applied Science's sign off https://youtu.be/Oj4tRnLKN6U?t=20m03s
"seeks enlightenment and free lodging", "seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
"seeks your validation",
"seems like a one-ply kind of thought", // Joel Haver, Toilet Paper Bears https://youtu.be/IMKW-ifxikE
"selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ "senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ
"seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg "seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
"shall compare thee to a summer's day", "shall compare thee to a summer's day",
"should have sent a poet", // Contact (1997)
"simplified and dumbed down", "simplified and dumbed down",
"somebody ring the dinkster?", // Spy Kids 3-D https://youtu.be/bWE6Z3F-RwI R.I.P Bill Paxton "somebody ring the dinkster?", // Spy Kids 3-D https://youtu.be/bWE6Z3F-RwI R.I.P Bill Paxton
"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006) "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
@ -1111,6 +1119,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"this too shall pass", "this too shall pass",
"thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007) "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007)
"to sleep, perchance to dream", // Hamlet "to sleep, perchance to dream", // Hamlet
"to write clearly is to think clearly", // well then it's a shame i don't write too clearly
"today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug "today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
"top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0 "top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0
"tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4 "tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4
@ -1193,6 +1202,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores
"you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0) "you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0)
"you have arrived",
"you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket "you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket
"you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E
"you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)