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@ -665,6 +665,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"a negative times a negative equals a positive", // Stand and Deliver (1988) https://youtu.be/2k_jS1zVLWw
"a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk
"a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
"a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs
"a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
"abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
"activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
@ -721,6 +722,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
"considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf
"consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc.
"content begins below the fold",
"contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
"cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
"could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
@ -733,6 +735,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"despite the constant negative press covfefe",
"developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
"did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk
"didn't even get a lousy copy of their home game", // Weird Al Yankovic, I Lost on Jeopardy https://youtu.be/BvUZijEuNDQ
"do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976)
"do i look like i know what a jpeg is?", // King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos
"do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007)
@ -775,6 +778,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"exists in three dimensions",
"exists just below the surface",
"exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004)
"feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993)
"for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994)
"fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8
"fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
@ -783,6 +787,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"good movie, bad movie", // Every Frame a Painting, Jackie Chan - How to Do Action Comedy https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ?t=8m16s
"gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc)
"gravity on mars is point three eight", // Mr. Nobody (2009)
"great moves. keep it up. proud of you", // Michelle Obama https://youtu.be/7umozGUhYY4
"guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
"han shot first", // Star Wars (1977)
"has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
@ -803,6 +808,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game)
"holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A
"i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
"i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
"i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA
"i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s
"i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
@ -898,6 +904,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"like roses and clover", // The Chordettes, Mr. Sandman (1954)
"line goes up", // Folding Ideas, The problem with NFTs https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g
"listen and you'll know", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
"listens to flac",
"long live the new flesh", // Videodrome (1983)
"look on my works ye mighty and despair", // Ozymandias https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias
"looks better in black and white",
@ -932,7 +939,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"parle l'anglais plus fort", // Orlando (1992)
"party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
"pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood
"picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999)
"plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE
"pleads not guilty by reason of insanity",
@ -950,6 +957,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"prefers the director's cut",
"prefers to breathe air",
"prefers to install from f-droid", // f-droid.org
"press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc
"presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
"put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
@ -1016,11 +1024,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"two black dresses and no black shoes", // Five or six stores part 2 https://youtu.be/cqIjUXH7mtI
"unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck
"us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
"useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
"uses git push --force",
"vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"view the source, luke",
"virtue, vice, and everything nice",
"voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
"was inevitable",
"was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982)
"watches for the plot",
"we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes
@ -1029,6 +1039,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954)
"we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989)
"what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
"what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't", // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM
"what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010)
"what the hell is water?", // David Foster Wallace, This is Water
"what was done to me was monstrous...", // V for Vendetta (2005)
@ -1041,6 +1052,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"will accept your donations",
"will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU
"will find your ip with tracer-t", // NextGenHacker101, How to view someone's IP address https://youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM
"will fix it in post",
"will go to the moon and do the other things", // John F. Kennedy, 1962
"will never ask you for your password",
"will never be very popular",
@ -1068,6 +1080,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI
"you are now aware of your breathing",
"you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ
"you can't break those cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
"you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
"you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores
@ -1075,6 +1088,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket
"you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E
"you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
"you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands
"you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M
"you may recall sequential code: that's the code you can read", // Node.js is badass rockstar tech https://youtu.be/bzkRVzciAZg
"you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)