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voussoir 2023-08-30 21:28:50 -07:00
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@ -282,7 +282,6 @@ body.start_eating_that_trashcan .cvitem_details
.cvitem:nth-of-type(odd)
{
/*transform: translate(-96px, 0);*/
grid-template:
"logo title" auto
"logo details" 1fr
@ -291,7 +290,6 @@ body.start_eating_that_trashcan .cvitem_details
.cvitem:nth-of-type(even)
{
/*transform: translate(96px, 0);*/
grid-template:
"title logo" auto
"details logo" 1fr
@ -648,6 +646,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly"
"are we the baddies?", // Mitchell & Webb https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU
"are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
"are you satisfied with your care?", // Big Hero 6 (2014)
"are you trying to recruit me?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI
"around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
"array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
@ -696,6 +695,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"can we have your liver then?", // Monty Python, The Galaxy Song https://youtu.be/JWVshkVF0SY
"can't believe you've done this", // I Can't Believe You've Done This https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk
"can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", // The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/4TICjEsvC8o
"can't stop the orphan crushing machine", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/orphan-crushing-machine
"cast vicariously as both victim and villain", // V for Vendetta (2005) https://youtu.be/wKn1R6fekk4
"castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space", // Gorillaz, Fire Coming out of the Monkey's Head https://youtu.be/LtQHIv2O8x0
"chesthair upholstery and a beard in the glovebox", // Ferd Fteenthousand https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU
@ -1012,6 +1012,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", // YooGee's undying love for portable consoles https://youtu.be/aBsEo0w4-Hg?t=2m (original kP_EGSOEGAE)
"no soliciting",
"no take, only throw", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/no-take-only-throw
"no unit of time shorter than a season", // The Soul of a New Machine
"nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
"none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef
"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
@ -1271,7 +1272,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you can't break those cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
"you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
"you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores
"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
"you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0)
"you have arrived",
"you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket