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@ -585,6 +585,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
// pretty jank nowadays.
"&evil=true", // https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_bit
"(ↄ) all rights reversed",
"**i move away from the mic to breathe in", // Tay Zonday, Chocolate Rain https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?t=21
"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
"09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_encryption_key_controversy
@ -663,6 +664,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"at the tone, the time will be...",
"automatic caution door",
"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
"backed by the full faith and credit of the us government",
"banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
"barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986)
"be a winner", // Star Time (1992)
@ -683,6 +685,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"breaks userspace",
"brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
"buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
"bug fixes and performance improvements",
"built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
"but doctor, i am pagliacci",
"but enough about you, let's talk about me",
@ -727,6 +730,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
"controls the spice", // Dune (1965)
"cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
"could give a speech on humility",
"could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
"could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
"could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
@ -770,6 +774,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
"don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004)
"don't call it a comeback", // LL Cool J, Mama Said Knock You Out https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg
"don't create the torment nexus", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torment_Nexus
"don't dead open inside", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dont-dead-open-inside
"don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009)
"don't forget to like, share, and subscribe",
@ -786,6 +791,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"drank the kool-aid",
"drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass", // Fresh Prince of Bel Air https://youtu.be/AVbQo3IOC_A
"drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
"dry your filament",
"du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast
"each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
"ecco qui papa el mio belvedere", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Papal_Belvedere.jpg
@ -796,6 +802,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
"enemies foreign and domestic", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Uniformed_Services_Oath_of_Office
"enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
"enlarged to show detail",
"ergo propter hoc",
"error: low on mayonnaise", // Worst Computer Ever https://youtu.be/HFXsMfcExi4
"est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992)
@ -1065,6 +1072,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"not to scale",
"not unlike means like",
"nothin' but .net",
"now it's time to reiterate california", // What Red Hot Chili Peppers Sounds Like https://youtu.be/VE5JMEu5hZA
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
"null",
"nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA
@ -1092,7 +1100,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"pebcak", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_error
"picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
"pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem",
"pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_Jesu
"pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999)
"plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE
@ -1143,6 +1151,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"seeks your validation",
"seems like a one-ply kind of thought", // Joel Haver, Toilet Paper Bears https://youtu.be/IMKW-ifxikE
"selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"sells to willing buyers at current fair market value", // Margin Call (2011)
"senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ
"seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
"shall compare thee to a summer's day",
@ -1190,6 +1199,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the door is a jar",
"the end recontextualizes the means",
"the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
"the files are inside the computer", // Zoolander (2001)
"the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s
"the goop is minimal", // randytaylor69, the moistening. https://youtu.be/KVmOGvQhWYE
"the happiest place on earth",
@ -1199,7 +1209,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
"the moment you've all been waiting for",
"the museum is the mausoleum is the men's room", // David Foster Wallace, E unibus pluram (1993)
"the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
"the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zipf Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
"the only way to be is to become",
"the only winning move is not to play",
"the opposite of apposite",
@ -1329,6 +1339,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988)
"you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI
"you are a sad, strange little man", // Toy Story (1996)
"you are here",
"you are now aware of your breathing",
"you can actually see nothing as long as it's next to something", // The Action Lab https://youtu.be/DAQB9RQP6pE&t=2m57s
@ -1342,6 +1353,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you have arrived",
"you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket
"you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E
"you know the germans always make good stuff", // Shamwow commercial https://youtu.be/F3lrhPeK6gU
"you know this boogie is for real", // Jamiroquai, Canned Heat
"you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
"you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands
@ -1351,6 +1363,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk
"you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
"you really think people are gonna give you your mail?", // Accursed Farms videochat February 2023 https://youtu.be/5HZwr1V3y4A?t=2h18m15s
"you would be perfect for somebody else",
"you wouldn't get this from any other guy", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
"you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A
"you'll thank me in ten years",