Add more splash texts.

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@ -585,6 +585,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
// pretty jank nowadays. // pretty jank nowadays.
"&evil=true", // https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_bit "&evil=true", // https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_bit
"(ↄ) all rights reversed", "(ↄ) all rights reversed",
"**i move away from the mic to breathe in", // Tay Zonday, Chocolate Rain https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?t=21
"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE "... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
"09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_encryption_key_controversy "09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_encryption_key_controversy
@ -663,6 +664,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"at the tone, the time will be...", "at the tone, the time will be...",
"automatic caution door", "automatic caution door",
"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
"backed by the full faith and credit of the us government",
"banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
"barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986) "barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986)
"be a winner", // Star Time (1992) "be a winner", // Star Time (1992)
@ -683,6 +685,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"breaks userspace", "breaks userspace",
"brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY "brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
"buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976) "buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
"bug fixes and performance improvements",
"built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976) "built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
"but doctor, i am pagliacci", "but doctor, i am pagliacci",
"but enough about you, let's talk about me", "but enough about you, let's talk about me",
@ -727,6 +730,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org "contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
"controls the spice", // Dune (1965) "controls the spice", // Dune (1965)
"cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc "cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
"could give a speech on humility",
"could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor "could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
"could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU "could i interest you in everything, all of the time?", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
"could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
@ -770,6 +774,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while "don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
"don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004) "don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004)
"don't call it a comeback", // LL Cool J, Mama Said Knock You Out https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg "don't call it a comeback", // LL Cool J, Mama Said Knock You Out https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg
"don't create the torment nexus", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torment_Nexus
"don't dead open inside", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dont-dead-open-inside "don't dead open inside", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dont-dead-open-inside
"don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009) "don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009)
"don't forget to like, share, and subscribe", "don't forget to like, share, and subscribe",
@ -786,6 +791,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"drank the kool-aid", "drank the kool-aid",
"drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass", // Fresh Prince of Bel Air https://youtu.be/AVbQo3IOC_A "drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass", // Fresh Prince of Bel Air https://youtu.be/AVbQo3IOC_A
"drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005) "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
"dry your filament",
"du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast "du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast
"each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
"ecco qui papa el mio belvedere", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Papal_Belvedere.jpg "ecco qui papa el mio belvedere", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Papal_Belvedere.jpg
@ -796,6 +802,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock "endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
"enemies foreign and domestic", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Uniformed_Services_Oath_of_Office "enemies foreign and domestic", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Uniformed_Services_Oath_of_Office
"enjoys collecting unspent ordnance", "enjoys collecting unspent ordnance",
"enlarged to show detail",
"ergo propter hoc", "ergo propter hoc",
"error: low on mayonnaise", // Worst Computer Ever https://youtu.be/HFXsMfcExi4 "error: low on mayonnaise", // Worst Computer Ever https://youtu.be/HFXsMfcExi4
"est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992) "est arrivé près de chez vous", // C'est arrivé près de chez vous / Man Bites Dog (1992)
@ -1065,6 +1072,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"not to scale", "not to scale",
"not unlike means like", "not unlike means like",
"nothin' but .net", "nothin' but .net",
"now it's time to reiterate california", // What Red Hot Chili Peppers Sounds Like https://youtu.be/VE5JMEu5hZA
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
"null", "null",
"nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA "nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA
@ -1092,7 +1100,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011) "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"pebcak", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_error "pebcak", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_error
"picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
"pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem", "pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_Jesu
"pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/ "pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999) "pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999)
"plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE "plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE
@ -1143,6 +1151,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"seeks your validation", "seeks your validation",
"seems like a one-ply kind of thought", // Joel Haver, Toilet Paper Bears https://youtu.be/IMKW-ifxikE "seems like a one-ply kind of thought", // Joel Haver, Toilet Paper Bears https://youtu.be/IMKW-ifxikE
"selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"sells to willing buyers at current fair market value", // Margin Call (2011)
"senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ "senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ
"seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg "seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
"shall compare thee to a summer's day", "shall compare thee to a summer's day",
@ -1190,6 +1199,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the door is a jar", "the door is a jar",
"the end recontextualizes the means", "the end recontextualizes the means",
"the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983) "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
"the files are inside the computer", // Zoolander (2001)
"the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s "the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s
"the goop is minimal", // randytaylor69, the moistening. https://youtu.be/KVmOGvQhWYE "the goop is minimal", // randytaylor69, the moistening. https://youtu.be/KVmOGvQhWYE
"the happiest place on earth", "the happiest place on earth",
@ -1199,7 +1209,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
"the moment you've all been waiting for", "the moment you've all been waiting for",
"the museum is the mausoleum is the men's room", // David Foster Wallace, E unibus pluram (1993) "the museum is the mausoleum is the men's room", // David Foster Wallace, E unibus pluram (1993)
"the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zipf Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
"the only way to be is to become", "the only way to be is to become",
"the only winning move is not to play", "the only winning move is not to play",
"the opposite of apposite", "the opposite of apposite",
@ -1329,6 +1339,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free "yet another tragedy in a long string of misfortunes", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988) "yo, ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo", // Weird Al Yankovic, Fat (1988)
"you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI "you and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide", // Scatman John, Scatman's World https://youtu.be/Ic2Cjw7kydI
"you are a sad, strange little man", // Toy Story (1996)
"you are here", "you are here",
"you are now aware of your breathing", "you are now aware of your breathing",
"you can actually see nothing as long as it's next to something", // The Action Lab https://youtu.be/DAQB9RQP6pE&t=2m57s "you can actually see nothing as long as it's next to something", // The Action Lab https://youtu.be/DAQB9RQP6pE&t=2m57s
@ -1342,6 +1353,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you have arrived", "you have arrived",
"you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket "you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket
"you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E
"you know the germans always make good stuff", // Shamwow commercial https://youtu.be/F3lrhPeK6gU
"you know this boogie is for real", // Jamiroquai, Canned Heat "you know this boogie is for real", // Jamiroquai, Canned Heat
"you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
"you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands "you may call me by my locally designated name", // Borderlands
@ -1351,6 +1363,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk "you must have enough fuel units", // Tai Lopez https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk
"you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011) "you need to vibrate higher", // Death Grips, Culture Shock (2011)
"you really think people are gonna give you your mail?", // Accursed Farms videochat February 2023 https://youtu.be/5HZwr1V3y4A?t=2h18m15s "you really think people are gonna give you your mail?", // Accursed Farms videochat February 2023 https://youtu.be/5HZwr1V3y4A?t=2h18m15s
"you would be perfect for somebody else",
"you wouldn't get this from any other guy", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ "you wouldn't get this from any other guy", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
"you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A "you'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions", // Potion Seller https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A
"you'll thank me in ten years", "you'll thank me in ten years",