Add more splash texts.

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@@ -596,6 +596,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
     "cool guy has a chill day", // Cool Guy has a Chill Day https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
     "could have sworn it was a lovers' quarrel", // The Whitest Kids U'Know, Happier and With Your Mouth More Open https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM R.I.P. Trevor
+    "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
     "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
     "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
     "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
@@ -674,6 +675,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "is available only in english",
     "is culturally relevant",
     "is currently not down for maintenance",
+    "is experiencing unusually high call volumes",
     "is extremely dangerous to our democracy", // https://youtu.be/ksb3KD6DfSI
     "is finally available in fullscreen",
     "is gnot a gnelf", // You've been gnomed https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4
@@ -809,6 +811,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "the last website you'll ever need",
     "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
     "the moment you've all been waiting for",
+    "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4
     "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4
     "the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
     "the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
@@ -844,10 +847,12 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010)
     "what the hell is water?", // David Foster Wallace, This is Water
     "what was done to me was monstrous...", // V for Vendetta (2005)
+    "what will your first sequence of the day be?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
     "what's up with all the sauerkraut?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque (1999)
     "when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous", // Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go Together When We Go
     "whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013)
     "why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997)
+    "wiggle your big toe", // Kill Bill (2003)
     "will accept your donations",
     "will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU
     "will find your ip with tracer-t", // NextGenHacker101, How to view someone's IP address https://youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM