Add more splash texts.

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@@ -679,7 +679,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "a matrimonial warning not worth ignoring", // Tim Minchin, Storm (2009) https://youtu.be/HhGuXCuDb1U
     "a negative times a negative equals a positive", // Stand and Deliver (1988) https://youtu.be/2k_jS1zVLWw
     "a perfect translation does not exist", // Tobuscus, DRAMATIC SONG (2012) https://youtu.be/WteF0j5gYGk
+    "a playful but mysterious little dish", // American Psycho (2000)
     "a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
+    "a scientific method actor",
     "a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs
     "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
     "abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
@@ -709,6 +711,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
     "arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE
     "as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE
+    "asbestos free",
+    "at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year.
     "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
     "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
     "barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986)
@@ -717,6 +721,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "be excellent to each other", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
     "be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004)
     "beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA
+    "big mcthankies from mcspankies", // Jimmy Neutron https://youtu.be/VEAW9PHAZ7s
     "blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001)
     "bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
     "bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8
@@ -727,6 +732,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001)
     "but wait, there's more",
     "but you already knew that",
+    "buying is easy and doing is hard",
     "by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001)
     "can be burnt for warmth",
     "can be measured in kilobytes",
@@ -807,6 +813,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
     "du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast
     "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
+    "embrace, extend, extinguish", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish
     "en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI
     "endorses sponsorblock", // https://sponsor.ajay.app/
     "endorses ublock origin", // https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
@@ -821,6 +828,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993)
     "for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994)
     "forget about whatever you may never know", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY
+    "four shalt thou not count", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
     "from the land of spare oom", // The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
     "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8
     "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
@@ -867,8 +875,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "i don't know, margot", // National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
     "i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s
     "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
+    "i identify as thespian",
     "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
+    "i need to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000)
     "i reject your reality and substitute my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU
+    "i should get some girly hobbies instead", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013) https://youtu.be/rKl9yh5QToY
     "i sing what can't be said", // Cake, Opera Singer https://youtut.be/d0XIYcd1DBI
     "i spin and i spin and this is what happens", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Armed & Delirious https://youtu.be/loBiZjo186Q?t=4m18s
     "i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
@@ -946,8 +957,10 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "is the product of several minutes of hard work",
     "is wasting your processor cycles",
     "is worth a lot of money",
+    "it even has a watermark", // American Psycho (2000)
     "it goes it goes it goes it goes", // Death Grips, Guillotine (2011) https://youtu.be/s4l7bmTJ7j8
     "it is good day to be not dead", // Heavy is Dead https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I
+    "it takes a village",
     "it's a dicer, grater, peeler, all in one!", // The Truman Show (1998)
     "it's all right here at your fingertips", // The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg
     "it's been all downhill since the peak",
@@ -980,17 +993,18 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "look on my works ye mighty and despair", // Ozymandias https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias
     "look up",
     "looks better in black and white",
+    "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
     "lucky for you i'm a dog lover", // The Misadventures of Skooks https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=1m25s
     "made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY
     "makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI
     "making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
     "may be a figment of your imagination",
     "means you no harm",
+    "merely topographies of ignorance", // Deus Ex: Invisible War https://youtu.be/gSDNJGUkf24?t=1m08s
     "might look better without this pulsating text",
     "might not fit on a floppy disk",
     "might overstay its welcome",
     "needs only 0.5 a presses", // Pannenkoek2012 - SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5 A Presses https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A
-    "needs to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000)
     "never pipes curl to bash",
     "never transcodes lossy to lossy",
     "new look, same great taste",
@@ -1011,6 +1025,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "on the contrary, it is words that are vague", // Perelandra (1943)
     "one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
     "one of our finest remaining urban centers", // Half Life 2, Breencast https://youtu.be/zzQZV05Tt8I
+    "one of these days i'm gonna get organizized", // Taxi Driver (1976)
     "only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account", // DROPOUTOFCOLLEGE.wmv https://youtu.be/UWH5Yz5P76Y
     "only barely makes sense",
     "oops, my anarchy symbol", // https://youtu.be/Ry5URU-Py2Q
@@ -1019,6 +1034,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "pants with stripes and cutaway coat", // Taco, Puttin' on the Ritz (1982)
     "parle l'anglais plus fort", // Orlando (1992)
     "party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
+    "passes the bechdel test",
     "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
     "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
     "pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem",
@@ -1042,6 +1058,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "prefers to breathe air",
     "prefers to install from f-droid", // f-droid.org
     "press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc
+    "press x to doubt", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/la-noire-doubt-press-x-to-doubt
     "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
     "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
     "puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991)
@@ -1078,6 +1095,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "still uses rss",
     "straight outta camera",
     "structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf
+    "sugar, spice, and everything vice",
     "take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
     "take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk
     "takes nothing but pictures",
@@ -1087,6 +1105,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "that's a good wisdom", // Dog of Wisdom https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
     "that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc
     "that's an ethical line i'm not used to crossing", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM
+    "the act of seeing with one's own eyes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Act_of_Seeing_with_One%27s_Own_Eyes
+    "the angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection",
     "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
     "the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s
     "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
@@ -1101,6 +1121,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
     "the only way to be is to become",
     "the opposite of apposite",
+    "the rate of increase of inflation is decreasing", // Richard Nixon 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_derivative#Economic_examples
     "the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
     "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4
     "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4
@@ -1135,6 +1156,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
     "useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
     "uses git push --force",
+    "veni, vidi, vici", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici
     "vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
     "view the source, luke",
     "virtue, vice, and everything nice",
@@ -1147,6 +1169,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0
     "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954)
     "we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989)
+    "well, if you want to get technical",
     "what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
     "what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't", // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM
     "what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010)
@@ -1183,7 +1206,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "won't send you spam",
     "won't steal packages off your doorstep",
     "working every muscle group through meditation", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
-    "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2001)
+    "works in mergers and acquisitions", // American Psycho (2000)
     "would like a small man's wetsuit, please", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
     "would rather be on the moon",
     "would you like to know more?", // Starship Troopers (1997)
@@ -1232,9 +1255,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc
     "물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
     "뭐든지 예쁜 게 좋아", // 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
-    "범 내려온다", // 이날치, 범 내려온다 https://youtu.be/SmTRaSg2fTQ
+    "삘리일리 삐일리일리", // 송창식, 피리 부는 사나이 https://yout.be/D4qpHnFiqu0
+    "왕거미 똥구멍에서 거미줄이 나오듯",
+    "이렇게 마나니 반갑습니다", // 보천보전자악단, 반갑습니다 https://youtu.be/LUnn1syMD0s
     "이산 가야 뻐꾹 저산 가야 뻐꾹 뻑뻑꾹", // 이동백, 새타령 as seen in 청출어람 (2013), https://youtu.be/oABvDIFpAwM?t=9m45s, https://youtu.be/X-AAtRxiZmY
+    "장림깊은 골로 대한 짐승이 내려온다", // 이날치, 범 내려온다 https://youtu.be/SmTRaSg2fTQ
     "장미꽃 밭 숨어들면 나는 빨간색 문어", // 안예은, 문어의 꿈 / Octopus' Dream (2020) https://youtu.be/dfWx2vGwZu0
+    "창밖에는 우울한 비가 내리고 있어", // 마로니에, 칵테일 사랑 (1994) https://youtu.be/D-tP16V17QI
 ];
 const SUNGLASSES_SPLASHES = [
     "is all out of bubble gum", // They Live (1988)