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@ -648,6 +648,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ "0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
"[line for line in lines if line]", "[line for line in lines if line]",
"[object object]", "[object object]",
"[yes] [ask me again]",
"\"i'm not jazzed at all\" he said angrily", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM "\"i'm not jazzed at all\" he said angrily", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM
"\"that's a reasonable thing to encounter\" he lied to himself", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM "\"that's a reasonable thing to encounter\" he lied to himself", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM
"a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4 "a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4
@ -678,9 +679,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"and the walls will ooze green slime", // SpongeBob S03E24 Graveyard Shift (2002) "and the walls will ooze green slime", // SpongeBob S03E24 Graveyard Shift (2002)
"answers to the name bruce", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009) "answers to the name bruce", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
"anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982) "anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982)
"apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly"
"are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992) "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
"around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007) "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
"array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
"as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE
"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
"banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
"barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986) "barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986)
@ -703,6 +706,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"can complain about almost anything", "can complain about almost anything",
"can i ask you kind of a weird question?", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4 "can i ask you kind of a weird question?", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
"can point to the usa on a map", "can point to the usa on a map",
"can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent",
"can we have your liver then?", // Monty Python, The Galaxy Song https://youtu.be/JWVshkVF0SY "can we have your liver then?", // Monty Python, The Galaxy Song https://youtu.be/JWVshkVF0SY
"can't believe you've done this", // I Can't Believe You've Done This https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk "can't believe you've done this", // I Can't Believe You've Done This https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk
"can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", // The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/4TICjEsvC8o "can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", // The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/4TICjEsvC8o
@ -724,6 +728,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
"demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM "demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM
"design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg "design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg
"despite the constant negative press covfefe",
"developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs "developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
"did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk "did i mention the drive-thru?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Trapped in the Drive-Thru https://youtu.be/SHnTocdD7sk
"do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976) "do i get my four years back?", // Logan's Run (1976)
@ -745,6 +750,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while "don't be evil", // Since Google is done with this motto I guess I'll use it for a while
"don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004) "don't bernie me", // The Incredibles (2004)
"don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009) "don't even think about going out, coraline jones!", // Coraline (2009)
"don't forget to like, share, and subscribe",
"don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww "don't panic, call me and i'll tell you a joke", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
"don't push, the train is moving forward", // Proud https://youtu.be/CbAat-Zixw4 "don't push, the train is moving forward", // Proud https://youtu.be/CbAat-Zixw4
"don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI "don't you want to become a cult leader?", // Mind Control Made Easy https://youtu.be/C3wTtmrFQxI
@ -794,6 +800,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A "holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A
"i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8 "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
"i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA "i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA
"i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s
"i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985) "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
"i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000) "i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
@ -808,6 +815,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw "if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
"if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989) "if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989)
"if you don't watch yourself, who will?", "if you don't watch yourself, who will?",
"infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
"is a little overbearing", "is a little overbearing",
"is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
"is a philosophical statement and would take about ten minutes to read", // Fred Rogers, 1969 https://youtu.be/fKy7ljRr0AA "is a philosophical statement and would take about ten minutes to read", // Fred Rogers, 1969 https://youtu.be/fKy7ljRr0AA
@ -852,6 +860,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"is only as strong as the weakest link", "is only as strong as the weakest link",
"is over our heads in a million pieces", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Wonkavision https://youtu.be/pvS3j8VtanM "is over our heads in a million pieces", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Wonkavision https://youtu.be/pvS3j8VtanM
"is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance", // Rockwell Retro Encabulator https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w "is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance", // Rockwell Retro Encabulator https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w
"is remarkably piebald; moreso than i've yet seen!", // https://old.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/58k43l
"is sick of car dependency", // https://voussoir.net/writing/not_just_bikes "is sick of car dependency", // https://voussoir.net/writing/not_just_bikes
"is sitting in a room different from the one you are in now", // Alvin Lucier, I Am Sitting in a Room https://youtu.be/fAxHlLK3Oyk "is sitting in a room different from the one you are in now", // Alvin Lucier, I Am Sitting in a Room https://youtu.be/fAxHlLK3Oyk
"is stimulating my thinker", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU "is stimulating my thinker", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
@ -953,6 +962,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"simplified and dumbed down", "simplified and dumbed down",
"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006) "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
"somewhat new and hardly improved", "somewhat new and hardly improved",
"speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out", // Portal (2007)
"spent way too much time on these splash texts", "spent way too much time on these splash texts",
"splashtext'; drop table users;--", "splashtext'; drop table users;--",
"staring intently into the soul of a proximity mine", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50 "staring intently into the soul of a proximity mine", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50
@ -1005,6 +1015,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982) "was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982)
"watches for the plot", "watches for the plot",
"we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes "we begin bombing in five minutes", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes
"we need you defending us with the mg42", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Wolfenstein https://youtu.be/P4LaR1C6Xds?t=8m55s
"we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0 "we're not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, just boppin'", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Boppin' https://youtu.be/YPygM9cBGY0
"we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954) "we're not savages, we're english", // Lord of the Flies (1954)
"we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989) "we've forgotten the crackers", // Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out (1989)
@ -1052,6 +1063,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
"you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores
"you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0) "you gotta do the cookin by the book", // Lazy Town https://youtu.be/MdaOT72ieXs (or, you know, ZD71JeX4Vk0)
"you just lost your brain priveleges", // SpongeBob S03E03 Welcome to the ChumBucket
"you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E "you just lost yourself a customer", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/bwcJNsoY50E
"you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) "you know, for kids", // The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
"you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M "you may live beyond morality, i just live in a reality", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Harry Buster https://youtu.be/hV2kyrnju0M
@ -1070,6 +1082,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999) "萬づ仕舞口が大事と也", // 葉隠 / Hagakure (~1716) "The end is important in all things", see Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (1999)
"閉", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003) "閉", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)
"간장 간장 맺혀진 간장 오늘날에 다 풀려 놉서", // 추다혜차지스, 리츄얼댄스 https://youtu.be/3SBb0LbvrrY "간장 간장 맺혀진 간장 오늘날에 다 풀려 놉서", // 추다혜차지스, 리츄얼댄스 https://youtu.be/3SBb0LbvrrY
"계란들 사세요", // 사랑방 손님과 어머니 (1961) https://youtu.be/YAqHyG4uER4&t=3m50s
"나는 잊지 못해요 잊을 수가 없어요", // 김상희, 참사랑 / Kim Sang-hee, True Love (1971) "나는 잊지 못해요 잊을 수가 없어요", // 김상희, 참사랑 / Kim Sang-hee, True Love (1971)
"누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc "누구나 할 수 있는 일 행복한 삶을 원한다면", // J-Rabbit, Happy Things (2012) https://youtu.be/fhs55HEl-Gc
"물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003) "물고기와 개구리와 뱀은 지금 어떻겠느냐?", // 봄 여름 가을 겨울 그리고 봄 / Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)