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@@ -669,18 +669,23 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
     "abduct me, vegans", // Contact (1997) https://youtu.be/rYzc_H9cgqM?t=2m33s
     "activated my trap card", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!
+    "all art is abstract if you don't know anything",
     "all of which are american dreams", // Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk
     "all that was lost is revealed", // Over the Garden Wall (2014) https://youtu.be/WJeeA_O88Zw
+    "all things pass into the night", // Q. Lazzarus, Goodbye Horses https://youtu.be/syca_kAEKxY
     "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy", // The Shining (1980) https://youtu.be/jeOevu4zC5o
     "always lays down plastic first", // Vague reference to 친절한 금자씨 / Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
     "always locks the front door",
     "always looks both ways",
     "always takes the third part last", // Quiz Show (1994)
     "always waters the dog and feeds the plants",
+    "an entire warehouse of rose-colored glasses", // Folding Ideas, World of Warcraft Classic https://youtu.be/0RxQRswLAmI?t=24m02s
     "an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system", // Foremost Poets, Moonraker
     "and as always, thanks for watching", // Vsauce, e.g. https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE&t=20m04s
+    "and nothing but the key so help me codd", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_normal_form#%22Nothing_but_the_key%22
     "and the walls will ooze green slime", // SpongeBob S03E24 Graveyard Shift (2002)
     "answers to the name bruce", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
+    "any similarity to real persons is coincidental",
     "anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982)
     "apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly"
     "are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
@@ -697,11 +702,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA
     "blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001)
     "bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
+    "bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8
     "brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
     "buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
     "built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
     "but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001)
     "by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001)
+    "can be burnt for warmth",
     "can be measured in kilobytes",
     "can be read while underwater",
     "can be spotted only from a distance",
@@ -714,11 +721,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "can't believe you've done this", // I Can't Believe You've Done This https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk
     "can't really enforce the curfew as there is no light or sound", // The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/4TICjEsvC8o
     "cast vicariously as both victim and villain", // V for Vendetta (2005) https://youtu.be/wKn1R6fekk4
+    "castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space", // Gorillaz, Fire Coming out of the Monkey's Head https://youtu.be/LtQHIv2O8x0
     "chesthair upholstery and a beard in the glovebox", // Ferd Fteenthousand https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU
     "chewed up and spit out and booed off stage", // Eminem, Lose Yourself https://youtu.be/_Yhyp-_hX2s
     "choose life", // Trainspotting (1996) https://youtu.be/Naf_WiEb9Qs
     "chop wood, carry water",
     "collapsation of that sensation of the mirror of the memories", // Reggie Watts, TED 2012 https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc
+    "coming across the divide to you", // Orlando (1992) soundtrack, Sally Potter & David Motion, Coming https://youtu.be/i_sL0yOUj4g
     "conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
     "considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf
     "consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc.
@@ -742,6 +751,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "do it for the love and release it commercially", // edIT, Artsy Remix (2007)
     "do they still shoot tourists in florida?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
     "do you identify this word: sanctuary?", // Logan's Run (1976)
+    "does not have an ulterior motive",
     "doesn't afraid of anything", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
     "doesn't always write docstrings",
     "doesn't get out of bed for less than three peer bonuses", // I just want to serve five terabytes https://youtu.be/3t6L-FlfeaI
@@ -781,6 +791,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004)
     "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993)
     "for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994)
+    "forget about whatever you may never know", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY
     "from the land of spare oom", // The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
     "fuel burning fast on an empty tank", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8
     "fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
@@ -790,7 +801,9 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "gracious, that was really cold", // Bert & Ernie go brutal https://youtu.be/T0sxRcBQ6Iw (original tt3Rc1xrgvc)
     "gravity on mars is point three eight", // Mr. Nobody (2009)
     "great moves. keep it up. proud of you", // Michelle Obama https://youtu.be/7umozGUhYY4
+    "green is not a creative color", // Don't Hug Me I'm Scared https://youtu.be/9C_HReR_McQ
     "guided towards a more fantastic species of research", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
+    "ha l'obiettivo di infiammare l'immaginazione", // Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975)
     "han shot first", // Star Wars (1977)
     "has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
     "has an attention span of at least half a second",
@@ -803,18 +816,22 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "has that combination on my luggage", // Spaceballs (1987) https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k
     "has tried nothing and is all out of ideas", // Simpsons https://youtu.be/lOTyUfOHgas
     "have you got anything that affects faces?", // Bruiser, Do you do poison? https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
+    "heaven-sent lemon-scented medicine", // That Handsome Devil, Viva Discordia https://youtu.be/8pP-0GAldNI
     "hello below there", // The Signalman (1976)
     "her heart's out, we can end this", // Folding Ideas, The Art of Editing and Suicide Squad, https://youtu.be/mDclQowcE9I?t=11m32s
     "here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
     "hides intervals behind the medicine cabinet", //Equilibrium (2002)
     "holster it in the tilde fashion for your protection", // Receiver https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_(video_game)
     "holy breaking and entering, it's batgirl", // Batgirl equal pay PSA https://youtu.be/szZsKdJYR-A
+    "how did you almost know my name?", // Adventure Time S01E18 Dungeon https://youtu.be/W9_iQ1FSnp8
+    "humbly remains the best website ever made",
     "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
     "i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
     "i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA
     "i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s
     "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
     "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
+    "i reject your reality and substitute my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU
     "i suppose there's time for dessert", // The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
     "i thought you said weast", // SpongeBob S01E34 Arrgh! (2000)
     "i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984)
@@ -838,11 +855,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "is an awkward thing to kill", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
     "is attuned to the passage of time", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
     "is available only in english",
+    "is capable of one-way time travel",
     "is culturally relevant",
     "is currently not down for maintenance",
     "is experiencing unusually high call volumes",
     "is extremely dangerous to our democracy", // https://youtu.be/ksb3KD6DfSI
     "is finally available in fullscreen",
+    "is full of nutrients and rhythm",
+    "is glad to make your acquaintance",
     "is gnot a gnelf", // You've been gnomed https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4
     "is human like the rest of them", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
     "is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors",
@@ -853,6 +873,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "is lined up to watch that movie, maid in manhattan", // Flight of the Conchords, Hurt Feelings https://youtu.be/9zI3_pnUU3k
     "is mayonnaise an instrument?", // SpongeBob S02E27 Band Geeks (2001)
     "is never gonna run around and desert you", // Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
+    "is ninety percent crap", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law
     "is not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus
     "is not a pod person from the planet mars", // Troll (1986)
     "is not a sense offender", // Equilibrium (2002)
@@ -890,6 +911,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "it's long-running character hat!dan, the dan with a hat!", // Folding Ideas, Nostalgia Critic and The Wall https://youtu.be/rokAtlFGa7Y?t=47m08s
     "it's only a model", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
     "it's the perfect place for an accident", // The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water https://youtu.be/XNPMYRlvySY
+    "it's what plants crave",
     "it's where i spend the vast majority of my time", // Tim Minchin, Not Perfect (2005) https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo
     "ka-chow", // Cars (2006)
     "keeps windows update permanently disabled",
@@ -897,6 +919,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children", // BBC anchor reads teleprompter https://youtu.be/loWFypHb48k
     "kick punch block", // Parappa the rappa https://youtu.be/tX0wCyvn3pI
     "klaatu barada nikto", // The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
+    "knows how deep the rabbit hole goes", // The Matrix (1999)
     "knows that the dice are loaded", // Leonard Cohen, Everybody Knows (1988)
     "knows the answer to a858", // /r/Solving_A858/
     "lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", // Charlie Brooker, How to report the news https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI
@@ -920,18 +943,22 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "might look better without this pulsating text",
     "might not fit on a floppy disk",
     "might overstay its welcome",
+    "needs only 0.5 a presses", // Pannenkoek2012 - SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5 A Presses https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A
     "needs to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000)
     "never pipes curl to bash",
     "never transcodes lossy to lossy",
-    "no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005)
+    "no banana make you go insane", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY
+    "no cheese, gromit",
     "no crack for you today, my friend", // Self Defense https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM
     "no one can win the game but me. that's how the game works", // YooGee's undying love for portable consoles https://youtu.be/aBsEo0w4-Hg?t=2m (original kP_EGSOEGAE)
     "no soliciting",
+    "nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
     "normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
     "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
     "null",
     "nur noch konkret reden, gib mir ein ja oder nein", // Peter Fox, Alles Neu https://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA
     "obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980)
+    "occupies an unusual space",
     "one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
     "one of our finest remaining urban centers", // Half Life 2, Breencast https://youtu.be/zzQZV05Tt8I
     "only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account", // DROPOUTOFCOLLEGE.wmv https://youtu.be/UWH5Yz5P76Y
@@ -943,6 +970,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "party on, dudes", // Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
     "pasta, water, getting hotter", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
     "picture you gettin' down in a picture tube", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
+    "pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes", // https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/
     "pioneers used to ride these babies for miles", // SpongeBob S01E10 Pizza Delivery (1999)
     "plato, aristotle, socrates? morons", // The Princess Bride (1987) https://youtu.be/BUg2cp23rGE
     "pleads not guilty by reason of insanity",
@@ -965,15 +993,16 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
     "read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
     "recognizes taiwan's sovereignty",
-    "rejects your reality and substitutes my own", // The Dungeonmaster (1984) https://youtu.be/-2J3EjYBYuU
     "remembers a sled on the deathbed", // Citizen Kane (1941)
     "repeatedly showing the killer's face isn't news, it's rubbernecking", // Charlie Brooker's Newswipe 25/03/09 https://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
     "respects the source material",
     "ring the 0x07 for concierge service",
     "runs away in a straight line", // Prometheus (2012) et al.
     "see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink", // Bo Burnham, Welcome to the Internet https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
+    "see you next time, bye", // Applied Science's sign off https://youtu.be/Oj4tRnLKN6U?t=20m03s
     "seeks enlightenment and free lodging",
     "selling knives and insurance from door to door", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
+    "senator, we run ads", // https://youtu.be/GGTWUOxkfGQ
     "seven lines all strictly perpendicular", // The Expert https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg
     "shall compare thee to a summer's day",
     "simplified and dumbed down",
@@ -998,6 +1027,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "that's a ten", // That's a Ten https://youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc
     "that's an ethical line i'm not used to crossing", // GoldVision, 25 Games of Christmas, Minecraft https://youtu.be/QKojcqhOqhM
     "the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
+    "the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s
     "the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
     "the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
     "the fry bites back, my man", // OH MY DAYUM https://youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s
@@ -1005,6 +1035,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
     "the moment you've all been waiting for",
     "the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
+    "the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
     "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4
     "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4
     "the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
@@ -1014,6 +1045,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "this ain't my first rodéo", // AvE, Whitening Old Plastic https://youtu.be/fu0v3yFcVn4
     "this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats
     "this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
+    "this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM
     "this too shall pass",
     "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007)
     "today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
@@ -1051,11 +1083,13 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "what will your first sequence of the day be?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
     "what's up with all the sauerkraut?", // Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque (1999)
     "when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous", // Tom Lehrer, We Will All Go Together When We Go
+    "when the devil is too busy and death's a bit too much", // Voltaire, When You're Evil https://youtu.be/tWYCS6k1IOA
     "whether you're a boy or a girl or a super computer", // Kero Kero Bonito, Sick Beat (2013)
     "why build one when you can have two at twice the price?", // Contact (1997)
     "wiggle your big toe", // Kill Bill (2003)
     "will accept your donations",
     "will create a gooey interface using visual basic", // CSI tracks a killer's IP address https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU
+    "will eventually be a memory", // Linkin Park, In the End
     "will find your ip with tracer-t", // NextGenHacker101, How to view someone's IP address https://youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM
     "will fix it in post",
     "will go to the moon and do the other things", // John F. Kennedy, 1962
@@ -1063,6 +1097,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "will never be very popular",
     "will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", // Portal (2007)
     "will not help you with your printer",
+    "will not send you push notifications",
     "will order you some gâteau aux poivres", // The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)
     "will ride eternal, shiny and chrome", // Mad Max Fury Road (2015) https://youtu.be/wWq02VnC26s
     "will self-destruct in thirty seconds",