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@ -714,6 +714,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007) "around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
"array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat "array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
"arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE "arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE
"arson, murder, and jaywalking", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
"as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE "as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE
"as you know, your father, the king...", "as you know, your father, the king...",
"asbestos free", "asbestos free",
@ -775,6 +776,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk "could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
"couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo "couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo
"d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM "d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
"deals in absolutes", // Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
"deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s "deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s
"demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM "demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM
@ -885,14 +887,17 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"how long has it been since your last confession?", "how long has it been since your last confession?",
"how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986) "how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986)
"humbly remains the best website ever made", "humbly remains the best website ever made",
"hurry up and wait",
"i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul", // Billy Maddison (1995) "i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul", // Billy Maddison (1995)
"i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8 "i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
"i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE "i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
"i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but i bite my thumb, sir", // Romeo and Juilet "i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but i bite my thumb, sir", // Romeo and Juilet
"i don't know what happened, man", // The Disappointed Formula One Driver https://youtu.be/ogTnY6688Z0
"i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA "i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA
"i don't know, margot", // National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) "i don't know, margot", // National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s "i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s
"i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c "i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"i hope senpai will notice me",
"i identify as thespian", "i identify as thespian",
"i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985) "i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
"i need to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000) "i need to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000)
@ -918,6 +923,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"if you see something, say something", "if you see something, say something",
"in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric "in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric
"infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing", "infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
"inject the memes into my bloodstream", // Filthy Frank, Meme Machine https://youtu.be/wl-LeTFM8zo
"insane in the membrane", // Cypress Hill, Insane in the Brain https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0 "insane in the membrane", // Cypress Hill, Insane in the Brain https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0
"is a little overbearing", "is a little overbearing",
"is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U "is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
@ -1038,6 +1044,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
"none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef "none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef
"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI "normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
"normalizes to -19 lufs",
"nothin' but .net", "nothin' but .net",
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck "nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
"null", "null",
@ -1123,10 +1130,12 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"straight outta camera", "straight outta camera",
"structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf "structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf
"sugar, spice, and everything vice", "sugar, spice, and everything vice",
"sun also confirmed for flat", // Moonbase Alpha - *****y Space Skeletons https://youtu.be/SnTludRdZDw
"take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) "take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
"take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk "take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk
"takes nothing but pictures", "takes nothing but pictures",
"takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002) "takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002)
"thank god for mississippi", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi
"thank you for practicing emotional distancing", "thank you for practicing emotional distancing",
"that explains the trouble that i'm always in", // Alice in Wonderland (1951), see also POGO, The Trouble https://youtu.be/FRSr0GprIIw "that explains the trouble that i'm always in", // Alice in Wonderland (1951), see also POGO, The Trouble https://youtu.be/FRSr0GprIIw
"that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc "that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
@ -1154,6 +1163,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the rate of increase of inflation is decreasing", // Richard Nixon 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_derivative#Economic_examples "the rate of increase of inflation is decreasing", // Richard Nixon 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_derivative#Economic_examples
"the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ "the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
"the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4 "the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4
"the squeaky wheel gets hammered down",
"the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4 "the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4
"the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4 "the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
"the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE "the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
@ -1168,6 +1178,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats "this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats
"this isn't even my final form", "this isn't even my final form",
"this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968) "this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
"this one sparks joy", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Kondo
"this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM "this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM
"this too shall pass", "this too shall pass",
"thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007) "thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007)
@ -1175,6 +1186,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"to write clearly is to think clearly", // well then it's a shame i don't write too clearly "to write clearly is to think clearly", // well then it's a shame i don't write too clearly
"today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug "today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
"top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0 "top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0
"trademark™",
"tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4 "tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4
"treats the gun as a total weapon", //Equilibrium (2002) "treats the gun as a total weapon", //Equilibrium (2002)
"tries to be grammatically correct", "tries to be grammatically correct",
@ -1193,6 +1205,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"view the source, luke", "view the source, luke",
"virtue, vice, and everything nice", "virtue, vice, and everything nice",
"voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE "voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
"voltage given, current drawn",
"was inevitable", "was inevitable",
"was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982) "was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982)
"watches for the plot", "watches for the plot",