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@ -714,6 +714,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
"array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
"arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE
"arson, murder, and jaywalking", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
"as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE
"as you know, your father, the king...",
"asbestos free",
@ -775,6 +776,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?", // Tim and Eric, Celery Man https://youtu.be/maAFcEU6atk
"couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant", // Little Shop of Horrors https://youtu.be/gAbmhnvnolo
"d a b f# g d g a", // RobPRocks, Pachelbel Rant https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
"deals in absolutes", // Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dehumanize-yourself-and-face-to-bloodshed
"deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s
"demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM
@ -885,14 +887,17 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"how long has it been since your last confession?",
"how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986)
"humbly remains the best website ever made",
"hurry up and wait",
"i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul", // Billy Maddison (1995)
"i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
"i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
"i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but i bite my thumb, sir", // Romeo and Juilet
"i don't know what happened, man", // The Disappointed Formula One Driver https://youtu.be/ogTnY6688Z0
"i don't know what words to use", // Eminem, Rap God https://youtu.be=XbGs_qK2PQA
"i don't know, margot", // National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"i doubt that's true but sign me up", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew, https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ&t=48m27s
"i embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses", // Rhett & Link, Epic Rap Battle https://youtu.be/7ov1DDjHt8c
"i hope senpai will notice me",
"i identify as thespian",
"i need some shoes, manny", // Runaway Train (1985)
"i need to return some videotapes", // American Psycho (2000)
@ -918,6 +923,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"if you see something, say something",
"in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric
"infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
"inject the memes into my bloodstream", // Filthy Frank, Meme Machine https://youtu.be/wl-LeTFM8zo
"insane in the membrane", // Cypress Hill, Insane in the Brain https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0
"is a little overbearing",
"is a little too new wave for my taste", // American Psycho (2000) https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U
@ -1038,6 +1044,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"nobody down below believes their eyes", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
"none pizza with left beef", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef
"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
"normalizes to -19 lufs",
"nothin' but .net",
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
"null",
@ -1123,10 +1130,12 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"straight outta camera",
"structurally unsound yeti tote-bag", // James Mickens, This World of Ours https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf
"sugar, spice, and everything vice",
"sun also confirmed for flat", // Moonbase Alpha - *****y Space Skeletons https://youtu.be/SnTludRdZDw
"take a stress pill and think things over", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
"take mars, and spell it backwards, drop the s", // Black Dynamite (2009) https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk
"takes nothing but pictures",
"takes the underpass because it's safer", // Irréversible (2002)
"thank god for mississippi", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi
"thank you for practicing emotional distancing",
"that explains the trouble that i'm always in", // Alice in Wonderland (1951), see also POGO, The Trouble https://youtu.be/FRSr0GprIIw
"that means you do care (at least a little)", // Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes (2014) https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
@ -1154,6 +1163,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the rate of increase of inflation is decreasing", // Richard Nixon 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_derivative#Economic_examples
"the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams", // Walking in the Air https://youtu.be/X986dthrhaQ
"the sheriff is near", // Blazing Saddles (1974) https://youtu.be/sAELs42aZt4
"the squeaky wheel gets hammered down",
"the water is extracted for use in rivers", // How it's Unmade - Oreo Cookies https://youtu.be/cJyGoGPXTj4
"the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
"the word itself makes some men uncomfortable", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
@ -1168,6 +1178,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"this is the name that you never will guess", // T.S. Elliot, The Naming of Cats
"this isn't even my final form",
"this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", // 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968)
"this one sparks joy", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Kondo
"this stop sign is an octagon", // Jack Black on Sesame Street https://youtu.be/_7jpz_55EdM
"this too shall pass",
"thrives on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read", // Ratatouille (2007)
@ -1175,6 +1186,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"to write clearly is to think clearly", // well then it's a shame i don't write too clearly
"today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-three violent crimes", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
"top ten juiced up coaches, top ten juiced up players", // Dilbert 2 https://youtu.be/G9xfqMtkmN0
"trademark™",
"tragically cool and totally hip interrogative tone?", // Taylor Mali, Like youknow https://youtu.be/SCNIBV87wV4
"treats the gun as a total weapon", //Equilibrium (2002)
"tries to be grammatically correct",
@ -1193,6 +1205,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"view the source, luke",
"virtue, vice, and everything nice",
"voice-activated and biodegradable", // George Carlin, Modern Man https://youtu.be/hkCR-w3AYOE
"voltage given, current drawn",
"was inevitable",
"was pulled from 100,000 year old antarctic ice", // The Thing (1982)
"watches for the plot",