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@@ -614,7 +614,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "a playful but mysterious little dish", // American Psycho (2000)
     "a rare tree, a rattlin' tree", // The Irish Descendants https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E I discovered via https://youtu.be/qN3FIPzSfko
     "a room within a room, a door behind a door", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
-    "a scientific method actor", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_method + https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Method_acting
+    "a scientific method actor",
     "a sharp image of a fuzzy concept", // Ansel Adams
     "a smelly smell that smells... smelly", // SpongeBob S01E01 Help Wanted https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs
     "a very large number of nanoseconds", // Grace Hopper explains the nanosecond https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw
@@ -660,7 +660,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "as you know, your father, the king...", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow
     "asbestos free",
     "at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year.
-    "automatic caution door",
     "aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
     "banana slips on man", // Banana slips on man https://youtu.be/aKn0HddzuWM
     "barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes", // Stand By Me (1986)
@@ -670,7 +669,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "be specific, bob", // The Incredibles (2004)
     "beacuase the voices where pretty good", // Dot Dot Dot https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA
     "beats to stim to",
-    "become a square shape, clood", // https://youut.be/KNYo69XiDfA
     "big mcthankies from mcspankies", // Jimmy Neutron https://youtu.be/VEAW9PHAZ7s
     "bill fears lindows cause it's slick", // Lindows Rock https://youtu.be/QSdRTOh2jeA
     "blue flower, red thorns", // Shrek (2001)
@@ -688,7 +686,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "but wait, there's more",
     "but you already knew that",
     "buy high, sell low",
-    "buy once, cry once",
     "buy the haystack", // John Bogle
     "buying is easy and doing is hard",
     "by night one way, by day another", // Shrek (2001)
@@ -783,7 +780,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "drive stick with that kung fu grip", // Bloodhound Gang, Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss (2005)
     "du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", // Rammstein, Du Hast
     "each one of these stickers adds five horsepower", // Sh_t Civic Owners Say https://youtu.be/f9x74SlY1ik
-    "ecco qui papa el mio belvedere", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Papal_Belvedere.jpg
     "embrace, extend, extinguish", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish
     "en ai marre d'en avoir marre, aussi", // Alizée, J'en Ai Marre https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI
     "end road work",
@@ -913,7 +909,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "is all bark and no bite",
     "is allegedly waiting in dark space", // Mass Effect, Ah Yes, Reapers https://youtu.be/Z7Oc-pstqpc
     "is always faster than reloading", // Call of Duty, "Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading"
-    "is always in the last place you look",
     "is an awkward thing to kill", // You're Human Like the Rest of Them (1967)
     "is attuned to the passage of time", // Learn to speak body tape 5 https://youtu.be/x9YTxff3pHU
     "is automatic beyond belief",
@@ -1011,7 +1006,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "look on my works ye mighty and despair", // Ozymandias https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias
     "look up",
     "looks better in black and white",
-    "looks the part",
     "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
     "love while you still can", // Joel Haver, Curiosity Killed The George https://youtu.be/UulEsFPhIjY
     "love with your heart, use your head for everything else", // Captain Disillusion
@@ -1089,7 +1083,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "please hold your questions until the end",
     "plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it", // Daft Punk, Technologic (2005)
     "pokemon go to the polls",
-    "post no bills",
     "praise be to zardoz", // Zardoz (1974)
     "prefers drm-free software",
     "prefers not to be DDoSed",
@@ -1104,7 +1097,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "press f to pay respects", // Call of Duty Advanced Warfare https://youtu.be/TtMzTGfs-fc
     "press x to doubt", // https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/la-noire-doubt-press-x-to-doubt
     "presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
-    "professional driver on closed course, do not attempt",
     "put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
     "puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991)
     "qu'ils mangent de la brioche", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake
@@ -1138,7 +1130,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
     "somewhat new and hardly improved",
     "speak and remove all doubt",
-    "speaks for itself",
     "speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out", // Portal (2007)
     "spent way too much time on these splash texts",
     "splashtext'; drop table users;--",
@@ -1254,7 +1245,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "welcome to earf",
     "well, if you want to get technical",
     "what do you burn apart from witches?", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
-    "what doth life", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xavier:_Renegade_Angel
     "what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't", // Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Can't Hold Us https://youtu.be/2zNSgSzhBfM
     "what it was meant to be will eventually be a memory", // Linkin Park, In the End
     "what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries", // Adventure Time S02E01 It Came from the Nightosphere (2010)
@@ -1280,7 +1270,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "will never ask you for your password",
     "will never be very popular",
     "will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak", // Portal (2007)
-    "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no_one_rid_me_of_this_turbulent_priest%3F
     "will not help you with your printer",
     "will not send you push notifications",
     "will not think of the children",
@@ -1314,7 +1303,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "you can actually see nothing as long as it's next to something", // The Action Lab https://youtu.be/DAQB9RQP6pE&t=2m57s
     "you can drive all across the united states", // Ross's Game Dungeon, The Crew https://youtu.be/8KZwcHOSRgQ
     "you can't break those cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
-    "you can't take it with you",
     "you can't understand it it's going so loud", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
     "you could be drinking whole if you wanted to", // Napoleon Dynamite (2004) https://youtu.be/2-d1oGcTc4w
     "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one", // You could stop at five or six stores https://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
@@ -1335,7 +1323,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
     "you're an ambulance",
     "you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
     "you're more lost than you realize", // Over the Garden Wall
-    "you're not close enough",
     "you've almost convinced me i'm real", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
     "you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
     "your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E